History DarthWiki / WarpThatAesop

Ok, now that we've got all of ''that'' out of the way, first to [[EveryTenThousandPoints 10,000 points]] gets [[OneUp an extra life]][[note]]to replace the one [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife you ruined]][[/note]], a copy of our HomeGame, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Rice-A-Roni]], the San Francisco treat!

All right, [[AsYouKnow you all know how to play the game]]! Contestants will take a piece of {{media}}... and, through a number of [[SelectiveObliviousness deliberate misunderstandings]], a few {{Alternate Character Interpretation}}s, [[TwistingTheWords taking some things out of context]], [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotDidactic assuming that everything presented was meant to be taken as instructional and seriouso]], and reading in more than a little {{Fanon}}, make it seem like the creators were attempting to deliver a terrible, ''terrible'' [[AnAesop message to the kids at home...]] no matter how [[AssPull utterly off-base]] it is!

* DarthWiki/ThatTroper: [[NeverMyFault You never make mistakes or do anything wrong on]] Wiki/TVTropes, it's always some other evil {{troper}} doing it on purpose.

** {{Troper}}s are gigantic pansies who are afraid of their own shadows.

'''''[[IncomingHam WELCOME]]''''', '''[[LadiesAndGerms ladies, gentlemen, and]] {{troper}}s, to [[DarthWiki/ThisExists Darth Wiki]]'s Favorite GameShow'''...

** ''WarpThatAesop/DeathNote''
** ''WarpThatAesop/DragonBall''
** ''WarpThatAesop/MyHeroAcademia''
** ''WarpThatAesop/{{Naruto}}''
** ''WarpThatAesop/OnePiece''
** ''WarpThatAesop/{{Pokemon}}'' [-(page for the entire franchise)-]

** WarpThatAesop/{{Disney}}
** ''WarpThatAesop/HowToTrainYourDragon''
** ''WarpThatAesop/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirls''
** ''WarpThatAesop/WreckItRalph''

** ''WarpThatAesop/{{Avatar}}''
** ''WarpThatAesop/DCComicsFilms''
** ''WarpThatAesop/MarvelFilms''
** ''WarpThatAesop/StarWars''

** WarpThatAesop/DrSeuss
** WarpThatAesop/FairyTalesAndNurseryRhymes
** ''WarpThatAesop/HarryPotter''
** ''WarpThatAesop/HowToTrainYourDragon''
** ''WarpThatAesop/LandOfOz''
** WarpThatAesop/RoaldDahl
** ''WarpThatAesop/{{Twilight}}''
** ''WarpThatAesop/WarriorCats''

** ''WarpThatAesop/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''
** ''WarpThatAesop/DoctorWho''
** ''WarpThatAesop/TheGoodPlace''
** ''WarpThatAesop/StarTrek''

** ''WarpThatAesop/{{Lalaloopsy}}''

** ''WarpThatAesop/AceAttorney''
** ''WarpThatAesop/FinalFantasy''

** ''WarpThatAesop/{{Homestuck}}''

** ''WarpThatAesop/AdventureTime''
** ''WarpThatAesop/AmericanDad''
** ''WarpThatAesop/AvatarTheLastAirbender''
** ''WarpThatAesop/{{Ben 10}}''
** ''WarpThatAesop/{{Captain Planet|and the Planeteers}}''
** ''[[WarpThatAesop/HowToTrainYourDragon Dragons: Riders of Berk]]''
** ''WarpThatAesop/DuckTales2017''
** ''WarpThatAesop/EdEddNEddy''
** ''WarpThatAesop/FairlyOddParents''
** ''WarpThatAesop/FamilyGuy''
** ''WarpThatAesop/GravityFalls''
** ''WarpThatAesop/InvaderZim''
** ''WarpThatAesop/{{Jem}}''
** ''WarpThatAesop/KingOfTheHill''
** ''WarpThatAesop/MiraculousLadybug''
** ''WarpThatAesop/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''
** ''WarpThatAesop/ThePowerpuffGirls''
** ''WarpThatAesop/TheSimpsons''
** ''WarpThatAesop/SpongeBobSquarePants''
** ''WarpThatAesop/StevenUniverse''
** ''WarpThatAesop/ThomasAndFriends''
** ''WarpThatAesop/TotalDrama''

* Expressionism:
** Screw you, coherency!
** Abstract expressionism: Let's all make art a child could do, and say it’s great.

* History Painting: You’re being patronized by [[AristocratsAreEvil nobles]] and [[CorruptChurch the Church]], so make nothing but propaganda.

* Post-Impressionism: Impressionism wasn’t that great, but we’re gonna continue everything silly about it.

** [[AllIssuesArePoliticalIssues If you’re not a communist fellow traveler,]] [[NoTrueScotsman then you're not a true surrealist even if you paint exactly like us.]][[note]]This is a reference to Dalí being ejected from the original group over politics.[[/note]]

* Creator/TakashiMurakami: When [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible sensory]] [[TrueArtIsBoring deprivation]] is that artistic status quo, the best way to get noticed is inflicting sensory overload.

** ''WarpThatAesop/FairyTalesAndNurseryRhymes''

** ''WarpThatAesop/ThomasTheTankEngine''

* ''Advertising/TrixRabbit'': KidsAreCruel and [[FantasticRacism prejudiced against rabbits.]]

* ''Art/DreamOfTheFishermansWife'': Beastiality is okay as long as you're a woman on the recieving end.

All right, [[AsYouKnow you all know how to play the game]]! Contestants will take a piece of {{media}}... and, through a number of [[SelectiveObliviousness deliberate misunderstandings]], a few {{Alternate Character Interpretation}}s, [[TwistingTheWords taking some things out of context]], [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotDidactic assuming that everything presented was meant to be taken as instructional and serious]], and reading in more than a little {{Fanon}}, make it seem like the creators were attempting to deliver a terrible, ''terrible'' [[AnAesop message to the kids at home...]] no matter how [[AssPull utterly off-base]] it is!

[[AC:In General]]
* [[Film/TheyLive OBEY. CONSUME. STAY ASLEEP. SUBMIT.]]
* Ads for harmful things like cigarettes are a thing of the past. Surely these days ads tell nothing but the truth and wouldn’t dream of persuading one to consume something that is harmful to their body.
* Only those who are rich enough to pay for premium accounts deserve to be free from the constant subliminal messaging that permeates all of society.
* You are absolutely hideous. If you don’t look like a photoshopped supermodel you need to buy hundreds of beauty products so that people don’t vomit at the sight of you.
* People who consume fast food, candy and soda look like healthy athletes and super models. If you are overweight and unhealthy, it must just be you.

[[AC:Specific Examples]]

* Abstract Expressionism: Let's all make art a child could do, and say it’s great.

* Expressionism: Screw you, coherency!

* History Painting: You're being patronized by [[AristocratsAreEvil nobles]] and [[CorruptChurch the Church]], so make nothing but propaganda.

* In General:
** [[Film/TheyLive OBEY. CONSUME. STAY ASLEEP. SUBMIT.]]
** Ads for harmful things like cigarettes are a thing of the past. Surely these days ads tell nothing but the truth and wouldn’t dream of persuading one to consume something that is harmful to their body.
** Only those who are rich enough to pay for premium accounts deserve to be free from the constant subliminal messaging that permeates all of society.
** You are absolutely hideous. If you don’t look like a photoshopped supermodel you need to buy hundreds of beauty products so that people don’t vomit at the sight of you.
** People who consume fast food, candy and soda look like healthy athletes and super models. If you are overweight and unhealthy, it must just be you.

* Expressionism:
** Screw you, coherency!
** Abstract expressionism: Let's all make art a child could do, and say it’s great.

* History Painting: You’re being patronized by [[AristocratsAreEvil nobles]] and [[CorruptChurch the Church]], so make nothing but propaganda.

* Dadaism: Anything you pick up from the dump can be art if you sign your name on it. Screw you, intellectual property laws!

* Surrealism: Screw you, making sense!
** [[AllIssuesArePoliticalIssues If you’re not a communist fellow traveler,]] [[NoTrueScotsman then you’re not a true surrealist even if you paint exactly like us.]][[note]]This is a reference to Dalí being ejected from the original group over politics.[[/note]]

* Creator/TakashiMurakami: When [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible sensory]] [[TrueArtIsBoring deprivation]] is that artistic status quo, the best way to get noticed is inflicting sensory overload.
* Creator/WilliamAdolpheBouguereau: Modern Art sucks.

All right, [[AsYouKnow you all know how to play the game]]! Contestants will take a piece of {{media}}... and, through a number of [[SelectiveObliviousness deliberate misunderstandings]], a few {{Alternate Character Interpretation}}s, [[TwistingTheWords taking some things out of context]], [[MisaimedFandom assuming that everything presented was meant to be taken as instructional and serious]], and reading in more than a little {{Fanon}}, make it seem like the creators were attempting to deliver a terrible, ''terrible'' [[AnAesop message to the kids at home...]] no matter how [[AssPull utterly off-base]] it is!

But, before we begin, let's just go over the three rules of the game, shall we? RuleNumberOne! Make sure to read the above paragraph before adding a example. Rule #2! This is ''not'' {{Headscratchers/Headscratchers}} [[{{Recycled IN SPACE}} with a sarcastic tone]], and if you think it is, GetOut. And, last but not least, ''rule #3!'' This page is '''JustForFun''', serious attempts at finding a moral, and RealLife examples will be ''purged''. Oh, and remember, folks, '''[[Administrivia/ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike Whining costs twenty million points]]''', so there's that.

But, before we begin, let's just go over the three rules of the game, shall we? RuleNumberOne! Make sure to read the above paragraph before adding a example. Rule #2! This is ''not'' {{Headscratchers/Headscratchers}} [[{{Recycled IN SPACE}} with a sarcastic tone]], and if you think it is, GetOut. And, last but not least, ''rule #3!'' This page is '''JustForFun''', serious attempts at finding a HardTruthAesop, and RealLife examples will be ''purged''. Oh, and remember, folks, '''[[Administrivia/ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike Whining costs twenty million points]]''', so there's that.

* WarpThatAesop/FanFic