'''''[[IncomingHam WELCOME]]''''', '''[[LadiesAndGerms ladies, gentlemen, and tropers]], to DarthWiki's Favorite GameShow'''...

'''''[[PowerEchoes WARP... THAT... AESOP!!!!!]]'''''

(''[[{{Earworm}} Catchy]] ThemeSong plays'')

Hello! Hello! How are you all doing today? How are the kids?

All right, [[AsYouKnow you all know how to play the game]]! Contestants will take a piece of media... and, through a number of [[SelectiveObliviousness deliberate misunderstandings]], a few {{Alternate Character Interpretation}}s, [[TwistingTheWords taking some things out of context]], [[MisaimedFandom assuming that everything presented was meant to be taken as instructional and serious]], and reading in more than a little {{Fanon}}, make it seem like the creators were attempting to deliver a terrible, terrible message to the kids at home...no matter how [[AssPull utterly off-base]] it is! [[Administrivia/ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike Whining costs twenty million points.]]

But before we begin, let's go over the one rule of the game. Read the above paragraph before adding a example. This isn't {{Headscratchers}} [[AC:[[{{Recycled IN SPACE}} with a sarcastic tone!]]]]. This page is '''JustForFun'''. [[Administrivia/ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike Complaining About Shows You Don't Like]], serious attempts at finding a FamilyUnfriendlyAesop, and Real Life examples will be purged.

And whatever you do, don't change the channel to SugarWiki for SugarWiki/SweetenThatAesop. And don't mix it up with JustForFun/ThingsWeHaveLearntFromMedia - that's just facts, while this show is about 'truths' and principles.

First to [[EveryTenThousandPoints 10,000 points]] gets [[OneUp an extra life]][[note]]to replace the one [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife you ruined]][[/note]], a copy of our HomeGame, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat]]!

Round One! Ready.... GO!
* WarpThatAesop/{{Anime And Manga}}
* WarpThatAesop/ComicBooks
* WarpThatAesop/FanFic
* [[WarpThatAesop/AnimatedFilm Film - Animation]]
* [[WarpThatAesop/{{Film}} Film - Live Action]]
** [[WarpThatAesop/{{Avatar}} Avatar]]
** [[WarpThatAesop/StarWars Star Wars]]
* WarpThatAesop/{{Literature}}
** WarpThatAesop/{{Fairy Tales and Nursery Rhymes}}
** WarpThatAesop/HarryPotter
* WarpThatAesop/LiveActionTV
* WarpThatAesop/{{Music}}
* WarpThatAesop/MusicVideos
* WarpThatAesop/ProfessionalWrestling
* WarpThatAesop/TabletopGames
* WarpThatAesop/{{Theater}}
* WarpThatAesop/{{Toys}}
* WarpThatAesop/VideoGames
* WarpThatAesop/{{Webcomics}}
** WarpThatAesop/{{Homestuck}}
* WarpThatAesop/WebOriginal
* WarpThatAesop/WesternAnimation
** WarpThatAesop/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic
* WarpThatAesop/{{Tropes}}

* DarthWiki/WarpThatAesop: It's okay to distort the truth and promote bad morality if it entertains you.
** [[ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike Complaining about aesops you don't like]] is okay if you cover it under a thin coat of snark.
** Everything you watch, everything you read and every game you play is teaching you a horrible lesson.
* DarthWiki : Ruining your eyesight and being snarky go hand in hand.
* DarthWiki/DethroningMomentofSuck: One bad episode is all it takes to permanently damage an entire series for a single person.
** Lacking a sense of humour is a valid reason for hating something that wasn't made just for you and you alone.
** The Western Animation subpage: Cartoons are very SeriousBusiness. Enough to write academic essays on why they're terrible.
*** The ''DethroningMoment/RobotChicken'' subpage: If you don't like BlackHumour, you should watch shows filled with it anyway just to complain about it on the Internet.
* NightmareFuel: Don't worry, it's more than perfectly okay to read an entire page of things guaranteed to give you nightmares at night, hence the page title!
** Children can't handle anything remotely scary in movies or shows made for them. Most are too scary for adults too.
** Tropers are gigantic pansies who are afraid of their own shadows.
* Administrivia/NoRealLifeExamplesPlease: You aren't allowed to say that Hitler, Stalin, or Pol Pot were evil.
** You can never have nice pages on the internet because people get so butt-hurt over things they disagree with.
* PoisonOakEpilepticTrees: [[YouBastard Tropers are all sickos.]]
* Troper Tales: Complaining about your life on the internet will solve all your problems.
** Bragging about being a badass makes you awesome!
* Pantheon/TropePantheons: Anime, video game and cartoon characters are all really Gods who demand your sacrifices.
** Want to [[Administrivia/TheGreatCharacterAlignmentDebate circumvent the rules on Tv Tropes]]? Just make a massive group-written crossover fan fiction.
* DarthWiki/ThatTroper: [[NeverMyFault You never make mistakes or do anything wrong on Tv Tropes]], it's always some other evil troper doing it on purpose.


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