History Characters / HecksingUlumateCrconikals

* YourVampiresSuck: Why he killed [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward]] in the original ''Hurrcain'', for being a bad vampire. This is very much EarlyInstallmentWeirdness, as in the original take of that, he did it seemingly just for being a bad vampire and he would later be established as a NiceGuy among Hecksing. This was later altered (even before the ''Ultimate'' rewrite) so that Edward was comitting actual murders, to make Alucard look more sympathetic.

Ten (that's right, not twelve) people who have observed the trial in chapter 9, and ran away after Lawyer Guy began attacking Hecksing. They are confirmed to have a role in ''Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals'', and John and Jade are already central protagonists. Consisting of [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} John, Jade]], [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy Ed, Eddy (Edd notably being absent)]], VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog, [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Cartman]], VideoGame/MegaManClassic, Manga/{{Naruto}}, [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Ichigo, (refered to as "Bleach")]] and [[Manga/OnePiece Luffy. ("Monkey.")]]

* CanadaEh: Averted. He seems like a very badly researched Don stereotype, and Alucard thinks he's Italian. When he reveals that he's actually Canadian, it's supposed to come off as a surprise since he never showed any stereotypically "Canadian" interests up until that point.

* CanadaEh: He has a really thick Canadian accent for a reason that is never explained.

** As with most of the Rainbow Crew, he's apparantly a big fan of ''Futurama'', to the point where [[spoiler:Flanders insults it as a way to get Alucard to launch him out of a tank when he runs out of other ideas to convince him]].
* CastingAShadow: As the Sage of Shadow,

* [[spoiler:DecoyProtagonist: The first two chapters are mainly about him. Then chapter 3 comes and gives a little more screen time to Seras and Carl. Chapter 4 is mainly about the Millennium, but when he comes into play, he dies shortly after and Carl, Seras, and Rip become the main characters. He's even listed along with Seras as the fic's central characters until he dies, afterwhich it's just Seras until Rip's HeelFaceTurn.]]
* {{Dracula}}: {{Averted}}, in this fan fic they're two separate entities. A flashback in chapter five reveals this, where Alucard tried to visit Dracula to turn into a vampire. But he couldn't, since transformation only worked on the opposite sex.[[labelnote:Note]]A rule which was later thrown out the window three chapters later when Carl transforms Mayor Quimby.[[/labelnote]]
* [[spoiler:DroppedABridgeOnHim: Getting killed with a massive bomb (which also qualifies as a WaveMotionGun) is one thing, but the reason for him being unable to escape as ''his tank stalling on him?'']]
* {{Expy}}: Of [[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Alejandro]]. He even breaks into a ripoff of ''This is How We Will End it'' in his fight with Jan, and he's even called "Alejandro" in the first chapter.
* GoshDangitToHeck: Again, he will UNLEESH HECK on the bad guys. It's also supposed to be his CatchPhrase, but he only says it twice, and once was in a flashback that supposedly explained the phase's origin.
* ImprobableAimingSkills: It may (or may not, given how Seras's bullets can explode, Rip's can multiply, and Carl's weapon is a guitar that shoots deadly sound) be an [[StylisticSuck "error,"]] but the first chapter says that his ''bullets'' can shoot ''guns''. There's also a WhatCouldHaveBeen scene where he tries to get Seras to shoot at a target six ''thousand'' kilometers away. [[ArtisticLicenceGeography Which is almost half of the Earth's circumference, meaning that if this was the intent, Alucard would be asking Seras to practically shoot someone from the other side of the planet.]]

* [[spoiler:KilledOffForReal: By a ''minor villain'' no less. Well, minor in canon. Jan was fought three times and became more of a hassle during each fight.]]

* [[spoiler:ThePlotReaper: One of the strongest characters in the story. He's killed off a third of the way into it, ''just before'' the longer storylines and stronger villains kick in.]]
* OutOfCharacterMoment:
** Just try to picture Alucard saying "Scooby Dooby Doo!" just because someone made (possibly accidental) reference to the "YouMeddlingKids" meme.
** His randomly singing a ripoff of a song from ''[[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Total Drama World Tour]]'' also counts.
** He ''yells at Integra'' in ''Dawn''.

** He sometimes talks like a pirate. This would normally be excused as the fic's usual bad sentence structure, but it's notable in that nobody else does that.
** Also like a stereotypical "wise mentor," even calling Seras "young grasshopper."

* YourVampiresSuck: Why he killed [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward]].

* [[spoiler:BackForTheDead: He survives the first manor invasion and gets a new upgrade... just to get blown up the next chapter he appears in. But then it turns out that he survived the explosion because his roboarm has a shield -- only to get killed for ''real'' after that.]]

* [[HonorBeforeReason Onor Before Reason]]: He'd rather cause a massive suicide explosion than fight his own brother. This doesn't really make sense, but neither does much of SBIG.

* [[spoiler:NotSoHarmlessVillain: '''He kills Alucard.''' Well, technically, that was because of something made by Kanaya, Equius, and Doctor, but still.]]

* [[spoiler:BackForTheDead: See Card Guy.]]

* [[SuperSpeed Super Speedo]].

* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: He has a pretty long, entire chapter dedicated to fighting him. While Doctor and [[spoiler:Hitler]] also get a chapter to themselves, Doctor is assisted with the Titan Mecha and [[spoiler:Hitler goes down in the shortest chapter in GPF history.]] He can put up with Carl, Rip, Seras, ''and'' the Chief/Kamina easily, being able to dodge exploding bullets and do backflips. Finally, he has a pretty impresive arsonal.

* BigBad.

* GagBoobs: Again, her breast size is highly inconsistant, at one point being described as ''Z cups''.

* InformedAttractiveness: She is very much implied to look a bit different, not even counting her GagBoobs. For a character that, in canon, had a minor case of ViewerGenderConfusion, she is apparantly so hot that she induces DistractedByTheSexy on Doctor, and during the invasion Carl doesn't mind trying to date her ''even though he's supposed to be fighting her''.

* '''SelfFanservice''': [[invoked]]Parodied. ''[[http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090924225512/hellsing/images/5/5d/Rip_van_Winkle.png This]]'' is a shot of her canon design. She is made to look ObviouslyEvil and [[ViewerGenderConfusion has been mistaken for a man]], especially in the manga. Here, however, she is supposedly a beauty goddess, who bears [[GagBoobs incredibly large breasts]] (exactly how large is never consistent) and has the ability to "charm" others into basically doing whatever she wants. While she never uses this in combat (although that was the original plan before Jan hijacks it), her accidentally exposing herself to Doctor actually saved her from getting fired, and it's implied that she could have turned ''Alucard'' on the Millennium's side. Plus, her regular outfit amounts to just a shirt (going to be ret-conned to a bra sometime around the end of July to the beginning of August) and a ''thong''. And both of them are made out of a material that becomes see-through when wet. Which happens often.

* CriticalResearchFailure: Invoked. ''Just look at his name''.

He's the presedent of the United Kingdoms of London. [[CriticalResearchFailure Yeah.]]

** Her abilities are constantly referred to as "metaphoring," which is a reference to a deleted article (referenced [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-100-j here]]) on the Wiki/SCPFoundation about a mask that "metaphors" people until they die.

* UltimateEvil: He spends most of this story and ''all'' of the spinoff ''Housestuck'' being completely unseen outside of his hologram form. And, true to a variation of the trope, he is seen just before being fought late into HUC. As for the "ultimate evil" name, well... he ''is'' a characterization of a very infamous RealLife figure, and in-story he ''is'' the overseer of about half of the villains seen in the entire ''Crconikals'' series thusfar.

* AwesomeMcCoolName: Just one letter off from Katana.

* TheCameo: Twice.

%% * GettingCrapPastThe Radar: Due to overwhelming and persistent misuse, GCPTR is on-page examples only until 01 June 2021. If you are reading this in the future, please check the trope page to make sure your example fits the current definition.
* GrossOutShow: Just like the real show.

* ShowWithinAShow: Exist in one.

* JerkAss: And how. WordOfGod intended to make him completely unbearable. Taken UpToEleven in ''Carl Stevens Universe''.

** ''Dawn'' reveals that she takes this UpToEleven, in that, during the time of World War II, she was [[NumberOfTheBest 616]]. By the distant finale, she literally is over 700 years old.

* UpToEleven: Their clip in this is ''far'' more... "extreme" than their appearances in HUC. Given that the second clip in HUC took place thirty years after the clip in HHC, this isn't so much an "over time" thing so much as it is an authoral thing.

* ThongOfShielding: Subverted. Her lower outfit is a thong for most of the story, but probably only because it's an excuse to say she has an outfit on when she's supposed to while still exposing her ass. And it gets see-through anyway. The fic point-blank says her naked butt it visible and uncensored in the end, even though it could very well say her hair covers it. Even more evident in the image that accompanies the new version of chapter 13 on Great Pikmin Fan's Tumblr page, which has uncensored ass shots of her, Seras, [[FanDisservice and Carl]], and her hair even appears to be blown to the side so that it ''[[RapunzelHair doesn't]]'' cover her butt.

* BadassDecay: Invoked. Maxwell's methods of slaughtering London are much weaker than [[spoiler:how he does it in canon.]] They get beaten up by ''Pikmin'', of all things.

* [[spoiler:BloodFromTheMouth: After being stabbed by Lawyer Guy.]]

* [[spoiler:[[DroppedABridgeOnHim Dropped a Bridge on Her]]: Commented on:]]

* [[spoiler:SacrificialLion: Her death in chapter 9, as the narrator outright says.]]

* UnfortunateNames: Honestly, what kind of a last name is "Heck?"

* ThoseTwoBadGuys: They seem to be partnered up ala the [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Akasuki]]: Jan and Luke (the siblings); "Card Guy" and Schrodinger (the odd ones out); Rip and Zorin (the only females); Captain and Walter (one apparently trains the other or something); and Major and Doctor (BigBad and TheDragon). Captain and Rip, two PlatonicLifePartners, were also once partnered up before the events of the fan fic.

* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: He comes out of nowhere, is the only antagonist to explicitly ''not'' have connection to Hitler's forces, and is a ''robot''.

* [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Getting Carp Past The Radar]]: In-universe. Explicitly stated in bold, no less.
** The second clip has an uncensored use of the F word, which makes you wonder how the show got accepted in the first place.

* YouKeepUsingThatWord: Ignoring the more obvious example of "metaphoring" being used for the same thing, the story refers to her abilities as "inceptioning." Inception means the start of something, or in the case of the movie its named after (Carl's "inception top" confirming that it is indeed an ''Film/{{Inception}}'' reference out-universe) the implementation of an idea. She's not doing any of that; instead, she's just trying to fool people into thinking an illusion is real. ...But that in turn describes ''the ''Inception'' movie'' pretty well.

* BadassGay: They're all bisexual, apparantly. And badass enough to hold ''Alucard'' in place (granted, he just got his powers earlier today, but still).

* BadassGay: He, who is suddenly revealed to be dating Flanders, actually manages to land a surprise attack on ''Alucard'' and chop off his head. Flanders might count, too, but most of what he likely did was offscreen.

Ten (that's right, not twelve) people who have observed the trial in chapter 9, and ran away after Lawyer Guy began attacking Hecksing. They are confirmed to have a role in ''Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals'', and John and Jade are already central protagonists. Consisting of [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} John, Jade]], [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy Ed, Eddy (Edd notably being absent)]], Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog, [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Cartman]], VideoGame/MegaManClassic, Manga/{{Naruto}}, [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Ichigo, (refered to as "Bleach")]] and [[Manga/OnePiece Luffy. ("Monkey.")]]

* AuthorAvatar: Parodied. It's not noticeable at first (wherein he seems to be more like a generic MartyStu), but then several AuthorTract[=s=] are added, as well as occasional reveals that he is geeky, seemingly reflecting the typical writter of fan fiction like this.

* ParodyStu: Of a JerkStu, to be exact.

* ShoutOut: One of his lines is one to ''FanFic/BartTheGeneral'', listed up as his quote. It must run in the organization, since First Boss also quotes Homer upon seeing Alucard. ("Who is this guy? Hmmmm?")