SlowMercury
Since: May, 2010
May 21st 2012 at 5:56:36 AM
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Ok, on reflection that last sentence entirely misses the point of "laconic". What about:
"Since I'm a Nice Guy, you have no choice but to sleep with me."
Somehow, this laconic sentence doesn't seem quite right to me — all the focus is on the object of the main person's affection, and none is on the pursuer.
What about something like:
"For whatever reason, a guy thinks he's owed sex or a relationship with the object of his affection without any regard to the loved one's feelings."
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