I think this scene should be added to Crowning Moment Of Funny:
How am I going to kill Souren Araya?
A tricky question, to be sure. I sit back in my seat, and start chewing on the end of the pencil. There’s a soft crunching sound, and I notice that I’ve accidentally bitten it off instead.
Shit.
She’s coming back...
Oh god. Damn it. I need to spit this out. I can’t eat a piece of pencil. Even the Impulse would spit this out. I have to get rid of it. Um. Ah. She’s looking this way. Damn it, damn it, damn it...I can’t spit out a piece of pencil while she’s watching! What kind of freak eats pencils? That’s what she’ll think. It was an accident! I can’t control my bite strength. Well. She’s ten seconds away. I need...I need to swallow it. No way. It’s a pencil. If I eat it, then I will be the kind of freak who eats pencils. I don’t know if I can even metabolise a pencil. I don’t know if BLACKLIGHT can metabolise a pencil. Why did I do that? Never mind. Remain calm. You have five seconds. Eat the goddamn pencil.
Ow.
Good thing my throat lining can regenerate. Probably.
Come to think of it, that didn’t really taste all that ba-SHUT UP. Lio Shirazumi will not be making a habit out of this.
Who's with me?
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Maybe? It needs a concise writeup explaining how it qualifies, though.
"For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled." - Richard Feynman
I've made the funny page and added an entry, but I'm not sure how to do the above quote justice.
Is this fic dead? Does anyone know?