Also, he doesn\'t even seem to even \'\'try\'\' to abduct any bystanders in the vicinity unless they say his name, making You-Know-Who (Ha! Gotcha, Candle Jack!) actually not so bad aft [[color:#FFFFFF: Yoink!]]
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Also, he doesn\\\'t even seem to even \\\'\\\'try\\\'\\\' to abduct any bystanders in the vicinity unless they say his name, making You-Know-Who (Ha! Gotcha, Candle Jack!) actually not so bad aft[[color:#FFFFFF:er all.]]\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Yoink!]]\\\\\\\\
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...fooled you didn\'t I? I\'m still he\\\\
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...fooled you didn\\\'t I? I\\\'m still he[[color:#FFFFFF:re.]]\\\\\\\\
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Oddly enough, on [[GameFAQs Game FAQs]], there seems to be a bit of SeriousBusiness on whether CandleJack deletes your signature or just lea
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Oddly enough, on [[GameFAQs Game FAQs]], there seems to be a bit of SeriousBusiness on whether CandleJack deletes your signature or just lea[[color:#FFFFFF:ves it hanging.]]
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What most people don\'t realize is that you can cheat him. All you have to do is just say his name at the end of sentence and paragraph. You see, if you still have words to say, that gives him enough time to show up and abduct you. By the ending the sentence/paragraph, you give yourself just enough time to escape. And that\'s how I slew this ancient meme and cheated Candle Jack
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What most people don\\\'t realize is that you can cheat him. All you have to do is just say his name at the end of sentence and paragraph. You see, if you still have words to say, that gives him enough time to show up and abduct you. By the ending the sentence/paragraph, you give yourself just enough time to escape. And that\\\'s how I slew this ancient meme and cheated Candle Jack[[color:#FFFFFF:.]]
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CANDLE. JACK. THERE. HAHAH
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CANDLE. JACK. THERE. HAHAH[[color:#FFFFFF:A.]]
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Wait a second. You didn\'t beat it at all, there\'s no period at the end, which may mean Candle Jack actually di\\\\
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Wait a second. You didn\\\'t beat it at all, there\\\'s no period at the end, which may mean Candle Jack actually di[[color:#FFFFFF:d get you.]]\\\\\\\\
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It may be possible to beat Candle Jack by ending a paragraph with a [[EpicFail Lin]]
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It may be possible to beat Candle Jack by ending a paragraph with a [[EpicFail Lin]][[color:#FFFFFF:k.]]
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You see, the whole reason that this meme is popular is that lots of people attempt to be funny by [[{{Filler}} making long paragraphs in which it seems like the name of the ever-popular villain will show up, but they manage to avoid it at the last minute.]] This then becomes an EpicFail for the person, and they are [[RickRoll never going to give you up, never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye. They\'re never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.]] It is from paragraphs like these, [[OverlyLongGag glorified filler]], that the popularity of Candle Jack comes fr\\\\
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You see, the whole reason that this meme is popular is that lots of people attempt to be funny by [[{{Filler}} making long paragraphs in which it seems like the name of the ever-popular villain will show up, but they manage to avoid it at the last minute.]] This then becomes an EpicFail for the person, and they are [[RickRoll never going to give you up, never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye. They\\\'re never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.]] It is from paragraphs like these, [[OverlyLongGag glorified filler]], that the popularity of Candle Jack comes fr[[color:#FFFFFF:om.]]\\\\\\\\
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One fun game to play is to look in the mirror and try to say Candle Jack[[supersecretspoiler: and see if he captures you. Come on, it\'s fu]]
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One fun game to play is to look in the mirror and try to say Candle Jack[[supersecretspoiler: and see if he captures you. Come on, it\\\'s fun.]]
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[[http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/3/8/633720774694537410-batman.jpg There is one person, who even Candle Jack won\'t m]]
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[[http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/3/8/633720774694537410-batman.jpg There is one person, who even Candle Jack won\\\'t m]][[color:#FFFFFF:eet.]]
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I did it! I beat You know who!!! You just need to add something to the end of his name, so his name becomes Candle Jackoff... [[CurseCutShort oh shi]]\\\\
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I did it! I beat You know who!!! You just need to add something to the end of his name, so his name becomes Candle Jackoff... [[CurseCutShort oh shi]][[color:#FFFFFF:t...]]\\\\\\\\
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After reading the above methods of avoiding \
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After reading the above methods of avoiding \\\"You-Know-Who\\\"(Owned!), I have devised an infalliable plan. Don\\\'t say the name. It\\\'s just that simple. Trust me, it works. It\\\'s easily the most foolproof way to avoid unfortunate abduction, and it\\\'s also the reason why, to this day, I have never been abducted by Candle Jack, and furthermore I\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: You havent been abducted eh? Oh and im taking all your rope.]]\\\\\\\\
Just remember, if he comes your way, don\\\'t say Candle Jack under any cir[[color:#FFFFFF:cumstances.]]\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Remember kids, dont listen to people who say Candle Jack... OHSHI NOW I HAVE TO KIDNAP MYSELF!]]\\\\\\\\
Just linking to his name is an invitation to being kidnapped. I learned that the hard way when doing so on NintendoWars. Well, StopHavingFunGuys, you\\\'ll never get me to [[ContractualGenreBlindness say Candle Jack in any manner ever again]]. Thank you and have a nice d[[color:#FFFFFF:ay.]]\\\\\\\\
[[supersecretspoiler: YouSuck.]]\\\\\\\\
So, I wonder, will he come if I pour myself a nice Candle Jackson wi
I found a way to say his name! Just type your sentence omitting his name, put the punctuation on the end and then go back and edit his name in! You can say Candle Jack and still not get kidnapped! It\\\'s [[TooDumbToLive foolproo]][[color:#FFFFFF:f.]]
Seems Mr. Candleperson is smarter than you are. Where\\\'s your finished sentence now, punk?
Note that it is possible to APPEAR to say his name when you are not. Like this. [=CandIejack.=] See, I\\\'m still here. How did I do this? It\\\'s because the uppercase I looks the same as the lowercase L in the Arial font. So i actually typed Candiejack instead of Candlejack, so he had no reason to [[color:#FFFFFF:kidnap me.]]\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Doesn\\\'t matter, I scan for the shape]]\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'And now, before you go, we would like to offer up a moment of silence for all of the brave, foolish Tropers who have been lost to us in the creation of \\\'\\\'this\\\'\\\' article. ...Okay, silence over, everyone can go home now. Just remember not to say Candle Jack under any circ[[color:#FFFFFF:umstances.]]\\\'\\\'
\\\'\\\'As the previous troper was saying do not say \\\"His\\\" name whatsoever. Not in a mirror, not adding \\\'off\\\' to the end of it, not with a long pause inbetween words, and especially not with a Candle. [[CandleJack \\\'Jack]] knows this will lead to\\\'\\\'
As you can now see, the rules to him do not apply in real life, as we know Candle Jack appearing in the real world would be absu[[color:#FFFFFF:rd.]]
Candle Jack, to many, as said above, is pure [[NightmareFuel Nightmare Fu]][[color:#FFFFFF:el.]]
And on those lines, Candle Jack may be [[FetishFuel another kind o]][[color:#FFFFFF:f fuel.]]
I can say his name and survive. See? Candle Jack.\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Crap! I was too slow!]]\\\\\\\\
Oh, really? I bet that I can do one better! I can not only say Candle Jack\\\'s name and survive, bu\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Good thing the fat kids are so slow.]]\\\\\\\\
Hmmm. This makes me wonder how you-know-who deals with typos. I mean, if I accidentally write his name as Canle Uack, will I be safe? How about if I spell it wrong on purpose? And if I write it as Kandel Jak or Candyl Gack or Can Dill Jac, how would anyone know \\\'\\\'\\\'which one\\\'\\\'\\\' attracted his attention if I \\\'\\\'did\\\'\\\' get kidn[[color:#FFFFFF:apped?]]\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: The answer: they don\\\'t. That makes me all the more mysterious.]]\\\\\\\\
I can write his name on a dry-erase board and not get kidn[[color:#FFFFFF:apped.]]\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Why, thank you.]]\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'HEY, I DIDN\\\'T EVEN SAY YOUR FUCKING NAME, YOU CANDLE JERK!!!\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Oh. My bad. Carry on.]]\\\\\\\\
A fake! A fake! A fake hath come for me,\\\\\\\\
For he abducted me before I got\\\\\\\\
The chance to say his name for all to hear!
From what I\\\'ve heard, it only works if You-Know-Who\\\'s name is pronounced \\\'\\\'in English\\\'\\\'. So the Japanese pronounciation (Kandaru Jakku) doesn\\\'t set off his [[SuperSenses Super Se]][[color:#FFFFFF:nses.]]
Maybe not the American version of him, but there\\\'s a Candle [REDACTED] for every country in the world.\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF:Okay, then how\\\'d saying my Japanese counterpart\\\'s name in romanji set him off? You didn\\\'t even elongate the third vowel!]]\\\\\\\\
How come he has these \\\"Magical Powers\\\" remains unexplained. OF course, Freakazoid IS the internet, so he must have been crea--A HA! I got it! The true person who created him is [[[SCPFoundation DATA EXPUNGED]]]. Now Candle Jack can be destro[[color:#FFFFFF:yed.]]\\\\\\\\
[[supersecretspoiler: YouSuck.]]\\\\\\\\
How come we\\\'re using his name is in white? I saw tha\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF:Captured you. Just because.]]\\\\\\\\
[[StockBritishCharacters What\\\'s all this, then?]] Some Candle Jackery about? Own up, right, or you\\\'re under ar[[color:#FFFFFF:rest!]]\\\\\\\\
[[supersecretspoiler:You\\\'re \\\'\\\'really\\\'\\\' not good with [[JackTheRipper those]] [[{{Zot}} named]] [[CandleJa Jack]], are you?]]\\\\\\\\
[[hottip:*: Haha! Got you. Now we ALL have to use footnotes. CandleJack. There, I said it, and I haven\\\'t been captured. Now [[TvTropesWikiDrinkingGame drink.]] ]]\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF:Damnit. Now I\\\'m going to have to update my firmware.]]
[[MemeticMutation I think I ran out of rope.]]
HAHA! \\\'\\\'Now\\\'\\\' I\\\'ve caught you, you... CandleJack! OOOOOOOOOOHHHH Yea[[color:#FFFFFF:h!]]\\\\\\\\
[[supersecretspoiler: Thank you. Now, I\\\'m off to capture the [[{{Dumbo}} Pink]] [[DisneyAcidSequence Elephants.]] For \\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'no\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\' reason. Toodle-oo!]]\\\\\\\\
I found the way to avoid saying his name! Find a subsitute for his name and use it AT ALL COSTS instead of the actual name. Why don\\\'t we call him Jack Candle? Jack Candle sounds goo[[color:#FFFFFF:d.]]\\\\\\\\
[[supersecretspoiler:But I read backwards too. Not to mention you did slip up there.]]
[[/folder]]
...fooled you didn\\\'t I? I\\\'m still he\\\\\\\\
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After reading the above methods of avoiding \
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After reading the above methods of avoiding \\\"You-Know-Who\\\"(Owned!), I have devised an infalliable plan. Don\\\'t say the name. It\\\'s just that simple. Trust me, it works. It\\\'s easily the most foolproof way to avoid unfortunate abduction, and it\\\'s also the reason why, to this day, I have never been abducted by Candle Jack, and furthermore I\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: You havent been abducted eh? Oh and im taking all your rope.]]\\\\\\\\
Just remember, if he comes your way, don\\\'t say Candle Jack under any cir\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Remember kids, dont listen to people who say Candle Jack... OHSHI NOW I HAVE TO KIDNAP MYSELF!]]\\\\\\\\
Just linking to his name is an invitation to being kidnapped. I learned that the hard way when doing so on NintendoWars. Well, StopHavingFunGuys, you\\\'ll never get me to [[ContractualGenreBlindness say Candle Jack in any manner ever again]]. Thank you and have a nice d\\\\\\\\
[[supersecretspoiler: YouSuck.]]\\\\\\\\
So, I wonder, will he come if I pour myself a nice Candle Jackson wi
I found a way to say his name! Just type your sentence omitting his name, put the punctuation on the end and then go back and edit his name in! You can say Candle Jack and still not get kidnapped! It\\\'s [[TooDumbToLive foolproo]]
Seems Mr. Candleperson is smarter than you are. Where\\\'s your finished sentence now, punk?
Note that it is possible to APPEAR to say his name when you are not. Like this. [=CandIejack.=] See, I\\\'m still here. How did I do this? It\\\'s because the uppercase I looks the same as the lowercase L in the Arial font. So i actually typed Candiejack instead of Candlejack, so he had no reason to\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Doesn\\\'t matter, I scan for the shape]]\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'And now, before you go, we would like to offer up a moment of silence for all of the brave, foolish Tropers who have been lost to us in the creation of \\\'\\\'this\\\'\\\' article. ...Okay, silence over, everyone can go home now. Just remember not to say Candle Jack under any circ\\\'\\\'
\\\'\\\'As the previous troper was saying do not say \\\"His\\\" name whatsoever. Not in a mirror, not adding \\\'off\\\' to the end of it, not with a long pause inbetween words, and especially not with a Candle. [[CandleJack \\\'Jack]] knows this will lead to\\\'\\\'
As you can now see, the rules to him do not apply in real life, as we know Candle Jack appearing in the real world would be absu
Candle Jack, to many, as said above, is pure [[NightmareFuel Nightmare Fu]]
And on those lines, Candle Jack may be [[FetishFuel another kind o]]
I can say his name and survive. See? Candle Jack.\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Crap! I was too slow!]]\\\\\\\\
Oh, really? I bet that I can do one better! I can not only say Candle Jack\\\'s name and survive, bu\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Good thing the fat kids are so slow.]]\\\\\\\\
Hmmm. This makes me wonder how you-know-who deals with typos. I mean, if I accidentally write his name as Canle Uack, will I be safe? How about if I spell it wrong on purpose? And if I write it as Kandel Jak or Candyl Gack or Can Dill Jac, how would anyone know \\\'\\\'\\\'which one\\\'\\\'\\\' attracted his attention if I \\\'\\\'did\\\'\\\' get kidn\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: The answer: they don\\\'t. That makes me all the more mysterious.]]\\\\\\\\
I can write his name on a dry-erase board and not get kidn\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Why, thank you.]]\\\\\\\\
HEY, I DIDN\\\'T EVEN SAY YOUR FUCKING NAME, YOU CANDLE JER\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Oh. My bad. Carry on.]]\\\\\\\\
A fake! A fake! A fake hath come for me,\\\\\\\\
For he abducted me before I got\\\\\\\\
The chance to say his name for all to hear!
From what I\\\'ve heard, it only works if You-Know-Who\\\'s name is pronounced \\\'\\\'in English\\\'\\\'. So the Japanese pronounciation (Kandaru Jakku) doesn\\\'t set off his [[SuperSenses Super Se]]
Maybe not the American version of him, but there\\\'s a Candle [REDACTED] for every country in the world.\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF:Okay, then how\\\'d saying my Japanese counterpart\\\'s name in romanji set him off? You didn\\\'t even elongate the third vowel!]]\\\\\\\\
How come he has these \\\"Magical Powers\\\" remains unexplained. OF course, Freakazoid IS the internet, so he must have been crea--A HA! I got it! The true person who created him is [[[SCPFoundation DATA EXPUNGED]]]. Now Candle Jack can be destro\\\\\\\\
[[supersecretspoiler: YouSuck.]]\\\\\\\\
How come we\\\'re using his name is in white? I saw tha\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF:Captured you. Just because.]]\\\\\\\\
[[StockBritishCharacters What\\\'s all this, then?]] Some Candle Jackery about? Own up, right, or you\\\'re under ar\\\\\\\\
[[supersecretspoiler:You\\\'re \\\'\\\'really\\\'\\\' not good with [[JackTheRipper those]] [[{{Zot}} named]] [[CandleJa Jack]], are you?]]\\\\\\\\
[[hottip:*: Haha! Got you. Now we ALL have to use footnotes. CandleJack. There, I said it, and I haven\\\'t been captured. Now [[TvTropesWikiDrinkingGame drink.]] ]]
[[color:#FFFFFF:Damnit. Now I\\\'m going to have to update my firmware.]]
[[MemeticMutation I think I ran out of rope.]]
HAHA! \\\'\\\'Now\\\'\\\' I\\\'ve caught you, you... CandleJack! OOOOOOOOOOHHHH Yea\\\\\\\\
[[supersecretspoiler: Thank you. Now, I\\\'m off to capture the [[{{Dumbo}} Pink]] [[DisneyAcidSequence Elephants.]] For \\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'no\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\' reason. Toodle-oo!]]\\\\\\\\
I found the way to avoid saying his name! Find a subsitute for his name and use it AT ALL COSTS instead of the actual name. Why don\\\'t we call him Jack Candle? Jack Candle sounds goo\\\\\\\\
[[supersecretspoiler:But I read backwards too. Not to mention you did slip up there.]]
[[/folder]]
!!Drawn-Out Gag
Also, he doesn\'t even seem to even \'\'try\'\' to abduct any bystanders in the vicinity unless they say his name, making You-Know-Who (Ha! Gotcha, Candle Jack!) actually not so bad aft [[color:#FFFFFF: Yoink!]]
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[[folder:Drawn-Out Gag]]
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Also, he doesn\\\'t even seem to even \\\'\\\'try\\\'\\\' to abduct any bystanders in the vicinity unless they say his name, making You-Know-Who (Ha! Gotcha, Candle Jack!) actually not so bad aft [[color:#FFFFFF: Yoink!]]
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After reading the above methods of avoiding \
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After reading the above methods of avoiding \\\"You-Know-Who\\\"(Owned!), I have devised an infalliable plan. Don\\\'t say the name. It\\\'s just that simple. Trust me, it works. It\\\'s easily the most foolproof way to avoid unfortunate abduction, and it\\\'s also the reason why, to this day, I have never been abducted by Candle Jack, and furthermore I\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: You havent been abducted eh? Oh and im taking all your rope.]]\\\\\\\\
Just remember, if he comes your way, don\\\'t say Candle Jack under any cir\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Remember kids, dont listen to people who say Candle Jack... OHSHI NOW I HAVE TO KIDNAP MYSELF!]]\\\\\\\\
Just linking to his name is an invitation to being kidnapped. I learned that the hard way when doing so on NintendoWars. Well, StopHavingFunGuys, you\\\'ll never get me to [[ContractualGenreBlindness say Candle Jack in any manner ever again]]. Thank you and have a nice d \\\\\\\\
[[supersecretspoiler: YouSuck.]]\\\\\\\\
So, I wonder, will he come if I pour myself a nice Candle Jackson wi
I found a way to say his name! Just type your sentence omitting his name, put the punctuation on the end and then go back and edit his name in! You can say Candle Jack and still not get kidnapped! It\\\'s [[TooDumbToLive foolproo]]
Seems Mr. Candleperson is smarter than you are. Where\\\'s your finished sentence now, punk?
Note that it is possible to APPEAR to say his name when you are not. Like this. [=CandIejack.=] See, I\\\'m still here. How did I do this? It\\\'s because the uppercase I looks the same as the lowercase L in the Arial font. So i actually typed Candiejack instead of Candlejack, so he had no reason to\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Doesn\\\'t matter, I scan for the shape]]\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'And now, before you go, we would like to offer up a moment of silence for all of the brave, foolish Tropers who have been lost to us in the creation of \\\'\\\'this\\\'\\\' article. ...Okay, silence over, everyone can go home now. Just remember not to say Candle Jack under any circ\\\'\\\'
\\\'\\\'As the previous troper was saying do not say \\\"His\\\" name whatsoever. Not in a mirror, not adding \\\'off\\\' to the end of it, not with a long pause inbetween words, and especially not with a Candle. [[CandleJack \\\'Jack]] knows this will lead to\\\'\\\'
As you can now see, the rules to him do not apply in real life, as we know Candle Jack appearing in the real world would be absu
Candle Jack, to many, as said above, is pure [[NightmareFuel Nightmare Fu]]
And on those lines, Candle Jack may be [[FetishFuel another kind o]]
I can say his name and survive. See? Candle Jack.\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Crap! I was too slow!]]\\\\\\\\
Oh, really? I bet that I can do one better! I can not only say Candle Jack\\\'s name and survive, bu\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Good thing the fat kids are so slow.]]\\\\\\\\
Hmmm. This makes me wonder how you-know-who deals with typos. I mean, if I accidentally write his name as Canle Uack, will I be safe? How about if I spell it wrong on purpose? And if I write it as Kandel Jak or Candyl Gack or Can Dill Jac, how would anyone know \\\'\\\'\\\'which one\\\'\\\'\\\' attracted his attention if I \\\'\\\'did\\\'\\\' get kidn\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: The answer: they don\\\'t. That makes me all the more mysterious.]]\\\\\\\\
I can write his name on a dry-erase board and not get kidn\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Why, thank you.]]\\\\\\\\
HEY, I DIDN\\\'T EVEN SAY YOUR FUCKING NAME, YOU CANDLE JER\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Oh. My bad. Carry on.]]\\\\\\\\
A fake! A fake! A fake hath come for me,\\\\\\\\
For he abducted me before I got\\\\\\\\
The chance to say his name for all to hear!
From what I\\\'ve heard, it only works if You-Know-Who\\\'s name is pronounced \\\'\\\'in English\\\'\\\'. So the Japanese pronounciation (Kandaru Jakku) doesn\\\'t set off his [[SuperSenses Super Se]]
Maybe not the American version of him, but there\\\'s a Candle [REDACTED] for every country in the world.\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF:Okay, then how\\\'d saying my Japanese counterpart\\\'s name in romanji set him off? You didn\\\'t even elongate the third vowel!]]
How come he has these \\\"Magical Powers\\\" remains unexplained. OF course, Freakazoid IS the internet, so he must have been crea-
A HA! I got it! The true person who created him is [[[SCPFoundation DATA EXPUNGED]]]. Now Candle Jack can be destro
[[supersecretspoiler: YouSuck.]]
How come we\\\'re using his name is in white? I saw tha
[[color:#FFFFFF:Captured you. Just because.]]
[[StockBritishCharacters What\\\'s all this, then?]] Some Candle Jackery about? Own up, right, or you\\\'re under ar[[supersecretspoiler:You\\\'re \\\'\\\'really\\\'\\\' not good with [[JackTheRipper those]] [[{{Zot}} named]] [[CandleJa Jack]], are you?]]
[[hottip:*: Haha! Got you. Now we ALL have to use footnotes. CandleJack. There, I said it, and I haven\\\'t been captured. Now [[TvTropesWikiDrinkingGame drink.]] ]]
[[color:#FFFFFF:Damnit. Now I\\\'m going to have to update my firmware.]]
[[supersecretspoiler: Thank you. Now, I\\\'m off to capture the [[{{Dumbo}} Pink]] [[DisneyAcidSequence Elephants.]] For \\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'no\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\' reason. Toodle-oo!]]
I found the way to avoid saying his name! Find a subsitute for his name and use it AT ALL COSTS instead of the actual name. Why don\\\'t we call him Jack Candle? Jack Candle sounds goo
[[supersecretspoiler:But I read backwards too. Not to mention you did slip up there.]]
After reading the above methods of avoiding \\\"You-Know-Who\\\"(Owned!), I have devised an infalliable plan. Don\\\'t say the name. It\\\'s just that simple. Trust me, it works. It\\\'s easily the most foolproof way to avoid unfortunate abduction, and it\\\'s also the reason why, to this day, I have never been abducted by Candle Jack, and furthermore I\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: You havent been abducted eh? Oh and im taking all your rope.]]\\\\\\\\
Just remember, if he comes your way, don\\\'t say Candle Jack under any cir\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Remember kids, dont listen to people who say Candle Jack... OHSHI NOW I HAVE TO KIDNAP MYSELF!]]\\\\\\\\
Just linking to his name is an invitation to being kidnapped. I learned that the hard way when doing so on NintendoWars. Well, StopHavingFunGuys, you\\\'ll never get me to [[ContractualGenreBlindness say Candle Jack in any manner ever again]]. Thank you and have a nice d \\\\\\\\
[[supersecretspoiler: YouSuck.]]\\\\\\\\
So, I wonder, will he come if I pour myself a nice Candle Jackson wi
I found a way to say his name! Just type your sentence omitting his name, put the punctuation on the end and then go back and edit his name in! You can say Candle Jack and still not get kidnapped! It\\\'s [[TooDumbToLive foolproo]]
Seems Mr. Candleperson is smarter than you are. Where\\\'s your finished sentence now, punk?
Note that it is possible to APPEAR to say his name when you are not. Like this. [=CandIejack.=] See, I\\\'m still here. How did I do this? It\\\'s because the uppercase I looks the same as the lowercase L in the Arial font. So i actually typed Candiejack instead of Candlejack, so he had no reason to\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Doesn\\\'t matter, I scan for the shape]]\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'And now, before you go, we would like to offer up a moment of silence for all of the brave, foolish Tropers who have been lost to us in the creation of \\\'\\\'this\\\'\\\' article. ...Okay, silence over, everyone can go home now. Just remember not to say Candle Jack under any circ\\\'\\\'
\\\'\\\'As the previous troper was saying do not say \\\"His\\\" name whatsoever. Not in a mirror, not adding \\\'off\\\' to the end of it, not with a long pause inbetween words, and especially not with a Candle. [[CandleJack \\\'Jack]] knows this will lead to\\\'\\\'
As you can now see, the rules to him do not apply in real life, as we know Candle Jack appearing in the real world would be absu
Candle Jack, to many, as said above, is pure [[NightmareFuel Nightmare Fu]]
And on those lines, Candle Jack may be [[FetishFuel another kind o]]
I can say his name and survive. See? Candle Jack.\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Crap! I was too slow!]]\\\\\\\\
Oh, really? I bet that I can do one better! I can not only say Candle Jack\\\'s name and survive, bu\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Good thing the fat kids are so slow.]]\\\\\\\\
Hmmm. This makes me wonder how you-know-who deals with typos. I mean, if I accidentally write his name as Canle Uack, will I be safe? How about if I spell it wrong on purpose? And if I write it as Kandel Jak or Candyl Gack or Can Dill Jac, how would anyone know \\\'\\\'\\\'which one\\\'\\\'\\\' attracted his attention if I \\\'\\\'did\\\'\\\' get kidn\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: The answer: they don\\\'t. That makes me all the more mysterious.]]\\\\\\\\
I can write his name on a dry-erase board and not get kidn\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Why, thank you.]]\\\\\\\\
HEY, I DIDN\\\'T EVEN SAY YOUR FUCKING NAME, YOU CANDLE JER\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Oh. My bad. Carry on.]]\\\\\\\\
A fake! A fake! A fake hath come for me,\\\\\\\\
For he abducted me before I got\\\\\\\\
The chance to say his name for all to hear!
From what I\\\'ve heard, it only works if You-Know-Who\\\'s name is pronounced \\\'\\\'in English\\\'\\\'. So the Japanese pronounciation (Kandaru Jakku) doesn\\\'t set off his [[SuperSenses Super Se]]
Maybe not the American version of him, but there\\\'s a Candle [REDACTED] for every country in the world.\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF:Okay, then how\\\'d saying my Japanese counterpart\\\'s name in romanji set him off? You didn\\\'t even elongate the third vowel!]]
How come he has these \\\"Magical Powers\\\" remains unexplained. OF course, Freakazoid IS the internet, so he must have been crea-
A HA! I got it! The true person who created him is [[[SCPFoundation DATA EXPUNGED]]]. Now Candle Jack can be destro
[[supersecretspoiler: YouSuck.]]
How come we\\\'re using his name is in white? I saw tha
[[color:#FFFFFF:Captured you. Just because.]]
[[StockBritishCharacters What\\\'s all this, then?]] Some Candle Jackery about? Own up, right, or you\\\'re under ar[[supersecretspoiler:You\\\'re \\\'\\\'really\\\'\\\' not good with [[JackTheRipper those]] [[{{Zot}} named]] [[CandleJa Jack]], are you?]]
[[hottip:*: Haha! Got you. Now we ALL have to use footnotes. CandleJack. There, I said it, and I haven\\\'t been captured. Now [[TvTropesWikiDrinkingGame drink.]] ]]
[[color:#FFFFFF:Damnit. Now I\\\'m going to have to update my firmware.]]
[[supersecretspoiler: Thank you. Now, I\\\'m off to capture the [[{{Dumbo}} Pink]] [[DisneyAcidSequence Elephants.]] For \\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'no\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\' reason. Toodle-oo!]]
I found the way to avoid saying his name! Find a subsitute for his name and use it AT ALL COSTS instead of the actual name. Why don\\\'t we call him Jack Candle? Jack Candle sounds goo
[[supersecretspoiler:But I read backwards too. Not to mention you did slip up there.]]
After reading the above methods of avoiding \\\"You-Know-Who\\\"(Owned!), I have devised an infalliable plan. Don\\\'t say the name. It\\\'s just that simple. Trust me, it works. It\\\'s easily the most foolproof way to avoid unfortunate abduction, and it\\\'s also the reason why, to this day, I have never been abducted by Candle Jack, and furthermore I\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: You havent been abducted eh? Oh and im taking all your rope.]]\\\\\\\\
Just remember, if he comes your way, don\\\'t say Candle Jack under any cir\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Remember kids, dont listen to people who say Candle Jack... OHSHI NOW I HAVE TO KIDNAP MYSELF!]]\\\\\\\\
Just linking to his name is an invitation to being kidnapped. I learned that the hard way when doing so on NintendoWars. Well, StopHavingFunGuys, you\\\'ll never get me to [[ContractualGenreBlindness say Candle Jack in any manner ever again]]. Thank you and have a nice d \\\\\\\\
[[supersecretspoiler: YouSuck.]]\\\\\\\\
So, I wonder, will he come if I pour myself a nice Candle Jackson wi
I found a way to say his name! Just type your sentence omitting his name, put the punctuation on the end and then go back and edit his name in! You can say Candle Jack and still not get kidnapped! It\\\'s [[TooDumbToLive foolproo]]
Seems Mr. Candleperson is smarter than you are. Where\\\'s your finished sentence now, punk?
Note that it is possible to APPEAR to say his name when you are not. Like this. [=CandIejack.=] See, I\\\'m still here. How did I do this? It\\\'s because the uppercase I looks the same as the lowercase L in the Arial font. So i actually typed Candiejack instead of Candlejack, so he had no reason to\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Doesn\\\'t matter, I scan for the shape]]\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'And now, before you go, we would like to offer up a moment of silence for all of the brave, foolish Tropers who have been lost to us in the creation of \\\'\\\'this\\\'\\\' article. ...Okay, silence over, everyone can go home now. Just remember not to say Candle Jack under any circ\\\'\\\'
\\\'\\\'As the previous troper was saying do not say \\\"His\\\" name whatsoever. Not in a mirror, not adding \\\'off\\\' to the end of it, not with a long pause inbetween words, and especially not with a Candle. [[CandleJack \\\'Jack]] knows this will lead to\\\'\\\'
As you can now see, the rules to him do not apply in real life, as we know Candle Jack appearing in the real world would be absu
Candle Jack, to many, as said above, is pure [[NightmareFuel Nightmare Fu]]
And on those lines, Candle Jack may be [[FetishFuel another kind o]]
I can say his name and survive. See? Candle Jack.\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Crap! I was too slow!]]\\\\\\\\
Oh, really? I bet that I can do one better! I can not only say Candle Jack\\\'s name and survive, bu\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Good thing the fat kids are so slow.]]\\\\\\\\
Hmmm. This makes me wonder how you-know-who deals with typos. I mean, if I accidentally write his name as Canle Uack, will I be safe? How about if I spell it wrong on purpose? And if I write it as Kandel Jak or Candyl Gack or Can Dill Jac, how would anyone know \\\'\\\'\\\'which one\\\'\\\'\\\' attracted his attention if I \\\'\\\'did\\\'\\\' get kidn\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: The answer: they don\\\'t. That makes me all the more mysterious.]]\\\\\\\\
I can write his name on a dry-erase board and not get kidn\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Why, thank you.]]\\\\\\\\
HEY, I DIDN\\\'T EVEN SAY YOUR FUCKING NAME, YOU CANDLE JER\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Oh. My bad. Carry on.]]\\\\\\\\
A fake! A fake! A fake hath come for me,\\\\\\\\
For he abducted me before I got\\\\\\\\
The chance to say his name for all to hear!
From what I\\\'ve heard, it only works if You-Know-Who\\\'s name is pronounced \\\'\\\'in English\\\'\\\'. So the Japanese pronounciation (Kandaru Jakku) doesn\\\'t set off his [[SuperSenses Super Se]]
Maybe not the American version of him, but there\\\'s a Candle [REDACTED] for every country in the world.\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF:Okay, then how\\\'d saying my Japanese counterpart\\\'s name in romanji set him off? You didn\\\'t even elongate the third vowel!]]
How come he has these \\\"Magical Powers\\\" remains unexplained. OF course, Freakazoid IS the internet, so he must have been crea-
A HA! I got it! The true person who created him is [[[SCPFoundation DATA EXPUNGED]]]. Now Candle Jack can be destro
[[supersecretspoiler: YouSuck.]]
How come we\\\'re using his name is in white? I saw tha
[[color:#FFFFFF:Captured you. Just because.]]
[[StockBritishCharacters What\\\'s all this, then?]] Some Candle Jackery about? Own up, right, or you\\\'re under ar[[supersecretspoiler:You\\\'re \\\'\\\'really\\\'\\\' not good with [[JackTheRipper those]] [[{{Zot}} named]] [[CandleJa Jack]], are you?]]
[[hottip:*: Haha! Got you. Now we ALL have to use footnotes. CandleJack. There, I said it, and I haven\\\'t been captured. Now [[TvTropesWikiDrinkingGame drink.]] ]]
[[color:#FFFFFF:Damnit. Now I\\\'m going to have to update my firmware.]]
[[supersecretspoiler: Thank you. Now, I\\\'m off to capture the [[{{Dumbo}} Pink]] [[DisneyAcidSequence Elephants.]] For \\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'no\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\' reason. Toodle-oo!]]
I found the way to avoid saying his name! Find a subsitute for his name and use it AT ALL COSTS instead of the actual name. Why don\\\'t we call him Jack Candle? Jack Candle sounds goo
After reading the above methods of avoiding \\\"You-Know-Who\\\"(Owned!), I have devised an infalliable plan. Don\\\'t say the name. It\\\'s just that simple. Trust me, it works. It\\\'s easily the most foolproof way to avoid unfortunate abduction, and it\\\'s also the reason why, to this day, I have never been abducted by Candle Jack, and furthermore I\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: You havent been abducted eh? Oh and im taking all your rope.]]\\\\\\\\
Just remember, if he comes your way, don\\\'t say Candle Jack under any cir\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Remember kids, dont listen to people who say Candle Jack... OHSHI NOW I HAVE TO KIDNAP MYSELF!]]\\\\\\\\
Just linking to his name is an invitation to being kidnapped. I learned that the hard way when doing so on NintendoWars. Well, StopHavingFunGuys, you\\\'ll never get me to [[ContractualGenreBlindness say Candle Jack in any manner ever again]]. Thank you and have a nice d \\\\\\\\
[[supersecretspoiler: YouSuck.]]\\\\\\\\
So, I wonder, will he come if I pour myself a nice Candle Jackson wi
I found a way to say his name! Just type your sentence omitting his name, put the punctuation on the end and then go back and edit his name in! You can say Candle Jack and still not get kidnapped! It\\\'s [[TooDumbToLive foolproo]]
Seems Mr. Candleperson is smarter than you are. Where\\\'s your finished sentence now, punk?
Note that it is possible to APPEAR to say his name when you are not. Like this. [=CandIejack.=] See, I\\\'m still here. How did I do this? It\\\'s because the uppercase I looks the same as the lowercase L in the Arial font. So i actually typed Candiejack instead of Candlejack, so he had no reason to\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Doesn\\\'t matter, I scan for the shape]]\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'And now, before you go, we would like to offer up a moment of silence for all of the brave, foolish Tropers who have been lost to us in the creation of \\\'\\\'this\\\'\\\' article. ...Okay, silence over, everyone can go home now. Just remember not to say Candle Jack under any circ\\\'\\\'
\\\'\\\'As the previous troper was saying do not say \\\"His\\\" name whatsoever. Not in a mirror, not adding \\\'off\\\' to the end of it, not with a long pause inbetween words, and especially not with a Candle. [[CandleJack \\\'Jack]] knows this will lead to\\\'\\\'
As you can now see, the rules to him do not apply in real life, as we know Candle Jack appearing in the real world would be absu
Candle Jack, to many, as said above, is pure [[NightmareFuel Nightmare Fu]]
And on those lines, Candle Jack may be [[FetishFuel another kind o]]
I can say his name and survive. See? Candle Jack.\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Crap! I was too slow!]]\\\\\\\\
Oh, really? I bet that I can do one better! I can not only say Candle Jack\\\'s name and survive, bu\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Good thing the fat kids are so slow.]]\\\\\\\\
Hmmm. This makes me wonder how you-know-who deals with typos. I mean, if I accidentally write his name as Canle Uack, will I be safe? How about if I spell it wrong on purpose? And if I write it as Kandel Jak or Candyl Gack or Can Dill Jac, how would anyone know \\\'\\\'\\\'which one\\\'\\\'\\\' attracted his attention if I \\\'\\\'did\\\'\\\' get kidn\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: The answer: they don\\\'t. That makes me all the more mysterious.]]\\\\\\\\
I can write his name on a dry-erase board and not get kidn\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Why, thank you.]]\\\\\\\\
HEY, I DIDN\\\'T EVEN SAY YOUR FUCKING NAME, YOU CANDLE JER\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Oh. My bad. Carry on.]]\\\\\\\\
A fake! A fake! A fake hath come for me,\\\\\\\\
For he abducted me before I got\\\\\\\\
The chance to say his name for all to hear!
From what I\\\'ve heard, it only works if You-Know-Who\\\'s name is pronounced \\\'\\\'in English\\\'\\\'. So the Japanese pronounciation (Kandaru Jakku) doesn\\\'t set off his [[SuperSenses Super Se]]
Maybe not the American version of him, but there\\\'s a Candle [REDACTED] for every country in the world.\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF:Okay, then how\\\'d saying my Japanese counterpart\\\'s name in romanji set him off? You didn\\\'t even elongate the third vowel!]]
How come he has these \\\"Magical Powers\\\" remains unexplained. OF course, Freakazoid IS the internet, so he must have been crea-
A HA! I got it! The true person who created him is [[[SCPFoundation DATA EXPUNGED]]]. Now Candle Jack can be destro
[[supersecretspoiler: YouSuck.]]
How come we\\\'re using his name is in white? I saw tha
[[color:#FFFFFF:Captured you. Just because.]]
[[StockBritishCharacters What\\\'s all this, then?]] Some Candle Jackery about? Own up, right, or you\\\'re under ar[[supersecretspoiler:You\\\'re \\\'\\\'really\\\'\\\' not good with [[JackTheRipper those]] [[{{Zot}} named]] [[CandleJa Jack]], are you?]]
[[hottip:*: Haha! Got you. Now we ALL have to use footnotes. CandleJack. There, I said it, and I haven\\\'t been captured. Now [[TvTropesWikiDrinkingGame drink.]] ]]
[[color:#FFFFFF:Damnit. Now I\\\'m going to have to update my firmware.]]
[[supersecretspoiler: Thank you. Now, I\\\'m off to capture the [[{{Dumbo}} Pink]] [[DisneyAcidSequence Elephants.]] For \\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'no\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\' reason. Toodle-oo!]]
After reading the above methods of avoiding \\\"You-Know-Who\\\"(Owned!), I have devised an infalliable plan. Don\\\'t say the name. It\\\'s just that simple. Trust me, it works. It\\\'s easily the most foolproof way to avoid unfortunate abduction, and it\\\'s also the reason why, to this day, I have never been abducted by Candle Jack, and furthermore I\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: You havent been abducted eh? Oh and im taking all your rope.]]\\\\\\\\
Just remember, if he comes your way, don\\\'t say Candle Jack under any cir\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Remember kids, dont listen to people who say Candle Jack... OHSHI NOW I HAVE TO KIDNAP MYSELF!]]\\\\\\\\
Just linking to his name is an invitation to being kidnapped. I learned that the hard way when doing so on NintendoWars. Well, StopHavingFunGuys, you\\\'ll never get me to [[ContractualGenreBlindness say Candle Jack in any manner ever again]]. Thank you and have a nice d \\\\\\\\
[[supersecretspoiler: YouSuck.]]\\\\\\\\
So, I wonder, will he come if I pour myself a nice Candle Jackson wi
I found a way to say his name! Just type your sentence omitting his name, put the punctuation on the end and then go back and edit his name in! You can say Candle Jack and still not get kidnapped! It\\\'s [[TooDumbToLive foolproo]]
Seems Mr. Candleperson is smarter than you are. Where\\\'s your finished sentence now, punk?
Note that it is possible to APPEAR to say his name when you are not. Like this. [=CandIejack.=] See, I\\\'m still here. How did I do this? It\\\'s because the uppercase I looks the same as the lowercase L in the Arial font. So i actually typed Candiejack instead of Candlejack, so he had no reason to\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Doesn\\\'t matter, I scan for the shape]]\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'And now, before you go, we would like to offer up a moment of silence for all of the brave, foolish Tropers who have been lost to us in the creation of \\\'\\\'this\\\'\\\' article. ...Okay, silence over, everyone can go home now. Just remember not to say Candle Jack under any circ\\\'\\\'
\\\'\\\'As the previous troper was saying do not say \\\"His\\\" name whatsoever. Not in a mirror, not adding \\\'off\\\' to the end of it, not with a long pause inbetween words, and especially not with a Candle. [[CandleJack \\\'Jack]] knows this will lead to\\\'\\\'
As you can now see, the rules to him do not apply in real life, as we know Candle Jack appearing in the real world would be absu
Candle Jack, to many, as said above, is pure [[NightmareFuel Nightmare Fu]]
And on those lines, Candle Jack may be [[FetishFuel another kind o]]
I can say his name and survive. See? Candle Jack.\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Crap! I was too slow!]]\\\\\\\\
Oh, really? I bet that I can do one better! I can not only say Candle Jack\\\'s name and survive, bu\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Good thing the fat kids are so slow.]]\\\\\\\\
Hmmm. This makes me wonder how you-know-who deals with typos. I mean, if I accidentally write his name as Canle Uack, will I be safe? How about if I spell it wrong on purpose? And if I write it as Kandel Jak or Candyl Gack or Can Dill Jac, how would anyone know \\\'\\\'\\\'which one\\\'\\\'\\\' attracted his attention if I \\\'\\\'did\\\'\\\' get kidn\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: The answer: they don\\\'t. That makes me all the more mysterious.]]\\\\\\\\
I can write his name on a dry-erase board and not get kidn\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Why, thank you.]]\\\\\\\\
HEY, I DIDN\\\'T EVEN SAY YOUR FUCKING NAME, YOU CANDLE JER\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Oh. My bad. Carry on.]]\\\\\\\\
A fake! A fake! A fake hath come for me,\\\\\\\\
For he abducted me before I got\\\\\\\\
The chance to say his name for all to hear!
From what I\\\'ve heard, it only works if You-Know-Who\\\'s name is pronounced \\\'\\\'in English\\\'\\\'. So the Japanese pronounciation (Kandaru Jakku) doesn\\\'t set off his [[SuperSenses Super Se]]
Maybe not the American version of him, but there\\\'s a Candle [REDACTED] for every country in the world.\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF:Okay, then how\\\'d saying my Japanese counterpart\\\'s name in romanji set him off? You didn\\\'t even elongate the third vowel!]]
How come he has these \\\"Magical Powers\\\" remains unexplained. OF course, Freakazoid IS the internet, so he must have been crea-
A HA! I got it! The true person who created him is [[[SCPFoundation DATA EXPUNGED]]]. Now Candle Jack can be destro
[[supersecretspoiler: YouSuck.]]
How come we\\\'re using his name is in white? I saw tha
[[color:#FFFFFF:Captured you. Just because.]]
[[StockBritishCharacters What\\\'s all this, then?]] Some Candle Jackery about? Own up, right, or you\\\'re under ar[[supersecretspoiler:You\\\'re \\\'\\\'really\\\'\\\' not good with [[JackTheRipper those]] [[{{Zot}} named]] [[CandleJa Jack]], are you?]]
[[hottip:*: Haha! Got you. Now we ALL have to use footnotes. CandleJack. There, I said it, and I haven\\\'t been captured. Now [[TvTropesWikiDrinkingGame drink.]] ]]
[[color:#FFFFFF:Damnit. Now I\\\'m going to have to update my firmware.]]
[[supersecretspoiler: Thank you. Now, I\\\'m off to capture the [[{{Dumbo}} Pink]] [[DisneyAcidSequence Elephants.]] For \\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'no\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\' reason. Toodle-oo!]]
After reading the above methods of avoiding \\\"You-Know-Who\\\"(Owned!), I have devised an infalliable plan. Don\\\'t say the name. It\\\'s just that simple. Trust me, it works. It\\\'s easily the most foolproof way to avoid unfortunate abduction, and it\\\'s also the reason why, to this day, I have never been abducted by Candle Jack, and furthermore I\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: You havent been abducted eh? Oh and im taking all your rope.]]\\\\\\\\
Just remember, if he comes your way, don\\\'t say Candle Jack under any cir\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Remember kids, dont listen to people who say Candle Jack... OHSHI NOW I HAVE TO KIDNAP MYSELF!]]\\\\\\\\
Just linking to his name is an invitation to being kidnapped. I learned that the hard way when doing so on NintendoWars. Well, StopHavingFunGuys, you\\\'ll never get me to [[ContractualGenreBlindness say Candle Jack in any manner ever again]]. Thank you and have a nice d \\\\\\\\
[[supersecretspoiler: YouSuck.]]\\\\\\\\
So, I wonder, will he come if I pour myself a nice Candle Jackson wi
I found a way to say his name! Just type your sentence omitting his name, put the punctuation on the end and then go back and edit his name in! You can say Candle Jack and still not get kidnapped! It\\\'s [[TooDumbToLive foolproo]]
Seems Mr. Candleperson is smarter than you are. Where\\\'s your finished sentence now, punk?
Note that it is possible to APPEAR to say his name when you are not. Like this. [=CandIejack.=] See, I\\\'m still here. How did I do this? It\\\'s because the uppercase I looks the same as the lowercase L in the Arial font. So i actually typed Candiejack instead of Candlejack, so he had no reason to\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Doesn\\\'t matter, I scan for the shape]]\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'And now, before you go, we would like to offer up a moment of silence for all of the brave, foolish Tropers who have been lost to us in the creation of \\\'\\\'this\\\'\\\' article. ...Okay, silence over, everyone can go home now. Just remember not to say Candle Jack under any circ\\\'\\\'
\\\'\\\'As the previous troper was saying do not say \\\"His\\\" name whatsoever. Not in a mirror, not adding \\\'off\\\' to the end of it, not with a long pause inbetween words, and especially not with a Candle. [[CandleJack \\\'Jack]] knows this will lead to\\\'\\\'
As you can now see, the rules to him do not apply in real life, as we know Candle Jack appearing in the real world would be absu
Candle Jack, to many, as said above, is pure [[NightmareFuel Nightmare Fu]]
And on those lines, Candle Jack may be [[FetishFuel another kind o]]
I can say his name and survive. See? Candle Jack.\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Crap! I was too slow!]]\\\\\\\\
Oh, really? I bet that I can do one better! I can not only say Candle Jack\\\'s name and survive, bu\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Good thing the fat kids are so slow.]]\\\\\\\\
Hmmm. This makes me wonder how you-know-who deals with typos. I mean, if I accidentally write his name as Canle Uack, will I be safe? How about if I spell it wrong on purpose? And if I write it as Kandel Jak or Candyl Gack or Can Dill Jac, how would anyone know \\\'\\\'\\\'which one\\\'\\\'\\\' attracted his attention if I \\\'\\\'did\\\'\\\' get kidn\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: The answer: they don\\\'t. That makes me all the more mysterious.]]\\\\\\\\
I can write his name on a dry-erase board and not get kidn\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Why, thank you.]]\\\\\\\\
HEY, I DIDN\\\'T EVEN SAY YOUR FUCKING NAME, YOU CANDLE JER\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Oh. My bad. Carry on.]]\\\\\\\\
A fake! A fake! A fake hath come for me,\\\\\\\\
For he abducted me before I got\\\\\\\\
The chance to say his name for all to hear!
From what I\\\'ve heard, it only works if You-Know-Who\\\'s name is pronounced \\\'\\\'in English\\\'\\\'. So the Japanese pronounciation (Kandaru Jakku) doesn\\\'t set off his [[SuperSenses Super Se]]
Maybe not the American version of him, but there\\\'s a Candle [REDACTED] for every country in the world.\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF:Okay, then how\\\'d saying my Japanese counterpart\\\'s name in romanji set him off? You didn\\\'t even elongate the third vowel!]]
How come he has these \\\"Magical Powers\\\" remains unexplained. OF course, Freakazoid IS the internet, so he must have been crea-
A HA! I got it! The true person who created him is [[[SCPFoundation DATA EXPUNGED]]]. Now Candle Jack can be destro
[[supersecretspoiler: YouSuck.]]
How come we\\\'re using his name is in white? I saw tha
[[color:#FFFFFF:Captured you. Just because.]]
[[StockBritishCharacters What\\\'s all this, then?]] Some Candle Jackery about? Own up, right, or you\\\'re under ar[[supersecretspoiler:You\\\'re \\\'\\\'really\\\'\\\' not good with [[JackTheRipper those]] [[{{Zot}} named]] [[CandleJa Jack]], are you?]]
[[hottip:*: Haha! Got you. Now we ALL have to use footnotes. CandleJack. There, I said it, and I haven\\\'t been captured. Now [[TvTropesWikiDrinkingGame drink.]] ]]
[[color:#FFFFFF:Damnit. Now I\\\'m going to have to update my firmware.]]
[[supersecretspoiler: Thank you. Now, I\\\'m off to capture the [[{{Dumbo}} Pink]] [[DisneyAcidSequence Elephants.]] For \\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'no\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\' reason. Toodle-oo!]]
After reading the above methods of avoiding \\\"You-Know-Who\\\"(Owned!), I have devised an infalliable plan. Don\\\'t say the name. It\\\'s just that simple. Trust me, it works. It\\\'s easily the most foolproof way to avoid unfortunate abduction, and it\\\'s also the reason why, to this day, I have never been abducted by Candle Jack, and furthermore I\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: You havent been abducted eh? Oh and im taking all your rope.]]\\\\\\\\
Just remember, if he comes your way, don\\\'t say Candle Jack under any cir\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Remember kids, dont listen to people who say Candle Jack... OHSHI NOW I HAVE TO KIDNAP MYSELF!]]\\\\\\\\
Just linking to his name is an invitation to being kidnapped. I learned that the hard way when doing so on NintendoWars. Well, StopHavingFunGuys, you\\\'ll never get me to [[ContractualGenreBlindness say Candle Jack in any manner ever again]]. Thank you and have a nice d \\\\\\\\
[[supersecretspoiler: YouSuck.]]\\\\\\\\
So, I wonder, will he come if I pour myself a nice Candle Jackson wi
I found a way to say his name! Just type your sentence omitting his name, put the punctuation on the end and then go back and edit his name in! You can say Candle Jack and still not get kidnapped! It\\\'s [[TooDumbToLive foolproo]]
Seems Mr. Candleperson is smarter than you are. Where\\\'s your finished sentence now, punk?
Note that it is possible to APPEAR to say his name when you are not. Like this. [=CandIejack.=] See, I\\\'m still here. How did I do this? It\\\'s because the uppercase I looks the same as the lowercase L in the Arial font. So i actually typed Candiejack instead of Candlejack, so he had no reason to\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Doesn\\\'t matter, I scan for the shape]]\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'And now, before you go, we would like to offer up a moment of silence for all of the brave, foolish Tropers who have been lost to us in the creation of \\\'\\\'this\\\'\\\' article. ...Okay, silence over, everyone can go home now. Just remember not to say Candle Jack under any circ\\\'\\\'
\\\'\\\'As the previous troper was saying do not say \\\"His\\\" name whatsoever. Not in a mirror, not adding \\\'off\\\' to the end of it, not with a long pause inbetween words, and especially not with a Candle. [[CandleJack \\\'Jack]] knows this will lead to\\\'\\\'
As you can now see, the rules to him do not apply in real life, as we know Candle Jack appearing in the real world would be absu
Candle Jack, to many, as said above, is pure [[NightmareFuel Nightmare Fu]]
And on those lines, Candle Jack may be [[FetishFuel another kind o]]
I can say his name and survive. See? Candle Jack.\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Crap! I was too slow!]]\\\\\\\\
Oh, really? I bet that I can do one better! I can not only say Candle Jack\\\'s name and survive, bu\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Good thing the fat kids are so slow.]]\\\\\\\\
Hmmm. This makes me wonder how you-know-who deals with typos. I mean, if I accidentally write his name as Canle Uack, will I be safe? How about if I spell it wrong on purpose? And if I write it as Kandel Jak or Candyl Gack or Can Dill Jac, how would anyone know \\\'\\\'\\\'which one\\\'\\\'\\\' attracted his attention if I \\\'\\\'did\\\'\\\' get kidn\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: The answer: they don\\\'t. That makes me all the more mysterious.]]\\\\\\\\
I can write his name on a dry-erase board and not get kidn\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Why, thank you.]]\\\\\\\\
HEY, I DIDN\\\'T EVEN SAY YOUR FUCKING NAME, YOU CANDLE JER\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF: Oh. My bad. Carry on.]]\\\\\\\\
A fake! A fake! A fake hath come for me,\\\\\\\\
For he abducted me before I got\\\\\\\\
The chance to say his name for all to hear!
From what I\\\'ve heard, it only works if You-Know-Who\\\'s name is pronounced \\\'\\\'in English\\\'\\\'. So the Japanese pronounciation (Kandaru Jakku) doesn\\\'t set off his [[SuperSenses Super Se]]
Maybe not the American version of him, but there\\\'s a Candle [REDACTED] for every country in the world.\\\\\\\\
[[color:#FFFFFF:Okay, then how\\\'d saying my Japanese counterpart\\\'s name in romanji set him off? You didn\\\'t even elongate the third vowel!]]
How come he has these \\\"Magical Powers\\\" remains unexplained. OF course, Freakazoid IS the internet, so he must have been crea-
A HA! I got it! The true person who created him is [[[SCPFoundation DATA EXPUNGED]]]. Now Candle Jack can be destro
[[supersecretspoiler: YouSuck.]]
How come we\\\'re using his name is in white? I saw tha
[[color:#FFFFFF:Captured you. Just because.]]
[[StockBritishCharacters What\\\'s all this, then?]] Some Candle Jackery about? Own up, right, or you\\\'re under ar[[supersecretspoiler:You\\\'re \\\'\\\'really\\\'\\\' not good with [[JackTheRipper those]] [[{{Zot}} named]] [[CandleJa Jack]], are you?]]
[[hottip:*: Haha! Got you. Now we ALL have to use footnotes. CandleJack. There, I said it, and I haven\\\'t been captured. Now [[TvTropesWikiDrinkingGame drink.]] ]]
[[color:#FFFFFF:Damnit. Now I\\\'m going to have to update my firmware.]]
[[supersecretspoiler: Thank you. Now, I\\\'m off to capture the [[{{Dumbo}} Pink]] [[DisneyAcidSequence Elephants.]] For \\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'no\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\' reason. Toodle-oo! ]]
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