We try to kill SCP-682

Result: [DATA EXPUNGED]

Note from Dr. Fischer: Who thought this was a good idea?! Half of Europe is gone!!!!!

Test: Exposure to SCP-4445 Forum Subsection Trope Repair Shop. SCP-4445 Administrators, Moderators, and Trope Repair Shop regular personnel reach agreement that SCP-682 is in need of decontamination.

Note from Dr. Fischer: EVERYONE SHUT UP! Test commencing now.

Results: Success! SCP-682 was removed from history and replaced with a different SCP with the same number. Unfortunately, the new SCP-682 was [DATA EXPUNGED] and immediately neutralized; history was then changed back to it's original form.

If the multiversal alternatives to SCP-682 are worse than what we've already got... This does not bode well. - Dr. Fischer

Test: Ask SCP-343 kindly to remove SCP-682 from existence.

edited 31st Jul '10 6:18:41 AM by iTroper

Result: Failure. SCP-343 could not perceive SCP-682.

Test: Encase it in metal, convert that metal into the same metal as SCP-271 is by utilizing SCP-271, then throw it into SCP-882.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.- Dr.██████

Results: [DATA EXPUNGED].

F***! - Dr. [REDACTED]

O5 has ruled that the carrying out of this experiment was irresponsible and dangerous. The researcher responsible has been terminated. Not that that will stop a Troper from playing a forum game...

Experiment: Send SCP-682 to the alternate universe found via SCP-093.

Result: SCP-682 appeared in his containment cell after exactly eight hours. Traces of liquid associated with hostile humanoids in SCP-093 ("His Tears") found on 682.

682's head had grown a blue plant similar to grass, and was apparently wearing eyeglasses. When removed, eyeglasses showed interesting properties, namely, reflecting all light. Eyeglasses now deemed SCP-[REDACTED].

Note from Dr. Akagi: Well, on the bright side, all the humanoids on the other end are completely gone. We should have recoreded all that.

TEST: Alternate Foundation contacted. 682 controlled via telepathic equipment and contracted into defending a Foundation site there located near Tokyo against humanoid/non-humanoid SC Ps that always attempt to attack said Foundation site.

Note from Dr. Akagi: I don't know how they did it, either.

Result: 682 successfully defeats anything that tries to attack. Then he breaks the control and has to be recaptured at a cost of [REDACTED] D-class personnel.

Test: Throw the "Holy Hand Grenade", gained from experiments with SCP-914 at it.

Result: Failure. 682 ate the hand grenade without incident.

Test: Give SCP-682 to the GOC and let them deal with it.

Result: GOC successfully neutralized. Dr. [REDACTED] assigned to Keter duty after SCP-682 [REDACTED].

Test: Utilizing SCP Stations Omega and Omicron, SCP-682 transported to space and ejected into black hole.

Result: Failure. SCP-682 was successfully launched into a black hole as scheduled, but reappeared several days later outside of its prior containment cell. SCP-682 notably gave personnel no resistance as it was escorted back to containment, even, in the words of Agent E___, "seeming bored and disinterested; think it muttered something about 'third time's the charm' or something like that."

Test: Trap SCP-682 within a twenty (20)-foot diameter sphere of telekill and launch it into the sun.

Result: Catastrophic Failure. SCP-682 returned with extremely thick skin and with vaguely avian wings (how it was able to utilize these wings in space is unknown). SCP-682 noted to be on fire. [REDACTED]

Test: SCP-[REDACTED] has proposed to "goatse" SCP-682, stretching its [REDACTED] to lethal proportions.

Result: Failure. SCP-682 has been shown not to have an [REDACTED].

Test: Expose SCP-682 to SCP-271.

edited 3rd Aug '10 7:00:31 PM by IYellalot

Result: Cancelled—risk of containment breach for either SCP deemed too high.

Test: Move 682 within 1km of Dr. Clef's proposal for SCP-001, making sure to follow all current containment procedures while doing so.

Result: Figure moved from normal position to pointing its sword straight at SCP-682. SCP-682 roared in apparent pain and was reduced to a chunk of flesh approximately the size of a kitten.

SCP-682 quickly brought back to containment cell, where it regenerated.

Test: Deploy Biological Containment Units on loan from [REDACTED] with Pilots [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED] piloting their respective units against SCP-682 in containment cell. BCU-00's pilot has clones on standby.

This post was thumped by the Merciless Hammer of Doom

[EXPERIMENT CANCELED]

We lost those after the Rebuilt God incident.-Dr.Gum

Test: Throw a very large rock at 682.

Result: SCP-682 suffered massive trauma, but survived and regenerated.

Test: Expose 682 to Mordite.

Result: No effect.

Test: Use SCP-034 to cause 682 to mimic a D-class personnel, thereby taking on the physical properties of a human, including lack of regeneration.

Result: [EXPERIMENT CANCELED]

If SCP-682 was a human, I'd be all for it. He's not, and after those cross-species experiments, I don't want [DATA EXPUNGED]. - Dr. John

Test: Slowly take apart SCP-682, and destroy each removed piece individually.

I don't care how the pieces are destroyed, as long as they're destroyed - Dr. John

edited 9th Aug '10 1:23:12 AM by Makuta9999

Result: SCP-682's pieces either regenerated too fast for efficient disposal, resisted incineration/acid immersion, or did not come off at all.

Test: Modified form of Procedure 110-Montauk, to be compatible with 682 and with lethal properties.

Result: Failure. We could only find one D-class demented enough to even consider performing the procedure, and he didn't survive long enoug to even approach 682.

Test: Expose 682 to Balefire

Result: 682's pattern rebuilt slowly while Balefire was in effect.

Test: Test: Deploy Biological Containment Units on loan from [REDACTED] with Pilots [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED] piloting their respective units against SCP-682 in primary containment cell. BCU-00's pilot has clones on standby.

Shut up, I got new ones. - Dr. Ikari

edited 10th Aug '10 9:04:00 PM by JackMackerel

Result: 682 fired multiple harpoon-like tongues, killing each pilot in their cockpit.

Test: Hire Chuck Norris to round house kick 682 into oblivion.

Result: [DATA EXPUNGED]

What the Hell? -Dr. Clef

Test: Force modified Procedure 110-Montauk - Uwe Boll videos are to be supplanted with Seltzer And Friedberg movies.

Result: 682 destroyed the screen before demanding to be released to kill Seltzer And Friedberg. Demands have been refused and 682 was returned to standard containment.

Test: Send 682 into solar orbit with the can of antimatter obtained from SCP-261, letting him open it.

Experiment cancelled. Can of antimatter exploded as it came out of the machine.

Test: flood it with lava. It worked on elephants in Boatmurdered, it might work on 682.