Fire Emblem

Geez, the hype of Genealogy is getting easier to understand by the minute.

Anyways, why was Chrom's & Sumia's support so limited? For the life of me I never understood that, especially Sumia. I can see her being hooked up with Stahl & Vaike. In Chrom's case I somewhat I understand, I can't see him hooking up with Nowi (not for the obvious reasons anyways) & Cherche is flat out impossible, but not with Miriel & Panne while that one girl he met for at most an hour can get hitch with him? What?

Kinda wishing I picked Hard now. I'm just steamrolling through everything and even Orochi, Takumi and Reina survive attacks that should kill them.

Course I'll still chicken out come Conquest and stick with Normal.

That's just how Fire Emblem normally goes in a lot of cases. The later you get in the game, the more likely it is that your units have or will outrun the stat curve for the enemy. At that point, you can just start rolling over stuff. Higher difficulties stave that off for longer, but, ultimately, since FE leans so heavily on its stats, there's really no avoiding it.

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How many Fire Emblems get consistently more difficult late game?

Never mind I take it back this lava map is really hard.

Oh man I hate that map.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

I really didn’t care for the all Faceless maps. It’s very boring when you’re fighting nothing but the same generic unit over and over.

Oh God! Natural light!

I miss quirky one-chapter bosses. Having characters like Glass, Schaeffer, etc. around makes the setting more colorful.

Batta the Beast!

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

Speaking of Glass, I do wonder how he was able to push that priest around so easily. Judging from his sprite, that guy was a fully promoted Bishop.

Would you mess with He Whose Swordplay is Peerless?

Yes. Because his swordsmanship sucks so bad that even other lousy swordfighters are too good to be his "peers."

I didn't kill the boss Stoneborn so he started a game of the Floor is Lava. If I didn't happen to have a Rescue Staff I would have lost Reina and had to restart the map.

Why is Kaden so psychotically good?

I'd be really annoyed by the constant adds in Shura's map if I didn't have Kaden and Kagero hanging around the bottom tearing them to pieces.

RNG has really been in my favour this map. I've been getting crits for days and a Berserker missed finishing off Hana.

NVM I just lost a unit because the Berserkers pulled their weight for once. Hilariously right after Hana saved herself by activating Vantage and getting a crit to one-shot the Berserker.

Edited by Mr.Badguy on Aug 3rd 2018 at 11:51:58 AM

Clearly he can't marry Nowi or Panne because he needs to keep the bloodline pure human. It's not that he's racist, just that his sword is.

Miriel...I dunno, maybe she's just not into him.

Must not have had any actual weapons on him. At that point, high defensive stats just mean the scary mercenary beating you to death will be a longer, more painful experience.

Edited by rikalous on Aug 3rd 2018 at 8:39:51 AM

Speaking of oneshot bosses, here's hoping Three Houses has the weirdo bandit twins again.

Nay, you think to small. If threeness is going to be a theme they should surely be triplets.

Or maybe each of the Three Houses has their own set of bandit twins, making six bandits in total.

God it's been two hours and I am still too salty to pick up my 3DS again right now.

It was such a good roll, dammit. Everyone was spamming crits and getting tons of stat boosts.

Each of the three houses will have a different generic boss worshipped as a god amongst men; Rallyman, 3-13 Archer, and Penta-Axe General.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

Plot twist: The 3-13 archer is Denning.

That meme wasn't even that good

This is a message from Lord Nergal. "I await you in the bread aisle."

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

Early bosses aside there's not a whole lot that's memeable in Blazing Sword.

"And when the last law was down and the Devil turned round on you, where would you hide, the laws all being flat?"

And Fates has none, because of their choice for enemy bosses.

Edited by MayIncon on Aug 4th 2018 at 4:29:52 AM

Get Out of Our Home.

The closest thing you can get for Fates is Haitaka in the Conquest route, but that's mainly because he's a decent capture unit.