Roll To Dodge: I'm rather surprised to not find this here.

> Take advantage of the situation to geddafugout

Oof... I really want that back. Even if it's dead!

I surface and seek out others with whom I may convey my troubles to.

>Eh? A crafty shiny thing... it resists me! Well, two can play at that game! I turn my nose up at it, playing hard to get. With any luck, it'll come crawling back to me soon enough!

>I try to buy a pizza with a coupon that is expired, and am negotiating with the pizza place over the phone

I am going to find out who did this to my ship by going to a security terminal and playing back the camera feeds.

Excellent. Perhaps my crew has forgotten of this vessel and left me here... if such is the case and I recall correctly, I should have the means to pilot this thing myself.

>Bring the shipboard A.I. back online, if it isn't already up.

>I start spamming magic missile on the fuckers so I can clear a path for my escape.

>Trip: Make sure no assholes are invading mah swamp.

Action: Through the window the void provided! "Thanks, Void! I'll be sure to give you more territory to work with!"

eldritchseer – A way out – [5] With most of the demons in the area all partied out from your Netherworld bash, you made a relatively easy escape. Along the way you even passed by a few demonic individuals that survived the party, congratulating you on the success. In fact, it was pretty much smooth sailing until you made it to an almost overflowing river of wandering souls. There appeared to be a boat nearby, right along with a cloaked figure relaxing on a beach chair, sipping from a visibly steaming mug.

Rivux – A lightweight soul – [6] Now that you were without a body it was much easier for you to rise and fall in the water, almost like you were completely weightless. You figured it was about time to find some help however, so you hurriedly rose above the water. Unfortunately, as you were rising, you couldn't quite find the brakes on this thing. You were able to easily lower yourself before, but when out of the water, you couldn't help but steadily rise beyond your control.

thespacephantom – Didn't want you anyway – [6] You turned away in mock disgust from the trinket, showing it that you never wanted its company in the first place. In fact, how dare that shiny piece of trash even begin to assume you wanted it as a part of your collection? The nerve! The amulet turned slightly on the ground, glowing in your direction, but you merely scoffed with your nose turned up high. You could almost hear a small whimper as the amulet started to slowly slink backwards, looking as dejected as an amulet possibly could.

foxmccloud 4387 – Buy half get the other half free – [4] You called up Tony's Pizza Palace today to get a free large pizza with a coupon dated for three years ago, but the employee on the other end seemed to think this wasn't allowed. Devastated, you demanded to speak to his manager, which he obliged. After at least an hour long conversation, you successfully managed to get Tony himself to accept the coupon on the condition that you stop calling him Peperoni Man.

philosopher – Check the tapes – [6] You decided the best course of action was to head to the security terminal and see what happened on your ship during these past hundred years. Fortunately, the terminal was mostly untouched and still in working order, or so you thought before you decided to play back some of the most recent events. Once you started watching the footage you couldn't take your eyes away, almost like you were in a trance as you even watched recordings of empty hallways. You hadn't even gotten to the parts with any intruders yet, and you couldn't stop yourself in the slightest. If this continued, you might be here for another hundred years just watching tapes.

Omega Shadowcry – A.I. at the ready – [2] While the command deck appeared to be in pristine condition, it started to become clear that wasn't the case when you tried to get the ship's A.I. online. Whatever commands you tried to give to get things started, nothing would respond.

Cathari Sarad – Outta the way – [5] With your new improved staff in hand, you started firing a few magic missiles left and right to send the down right creepy townsfolk straight up into the sky, or into a nearby building for good measure. By the time you had mowed down at least ten of them, the rest surrendered. Some of them tried their best to escape the magic rain while others stayed behind to offer you whatever you wanted, but either way you had an easy path out of town that you could use unopposed.

trip – Get offa mah swamp – [6] You started to patrol the area to look for swamp intruders, and much to your surprise, you found absolutely nothing. There were a lot of creatures, and even other people along the boundaries of your swamp, but no one caring to step inside and desecrate it. It was almost like your swamp was enveloped in a little barrier that no one could pass through, you're pretty sure you even saw a bird try to fly into it and smack against thin air.

NE Sgamer 190 – Through the void window – [2] Thanks to the new little portal the void opened up, you were able to pass through onto the other side where you were sure you saw a grassy plain. When you walked through, the window closed up behind you, and you found yourself inside of a completely new void, just with a grassy floor. It was grass and nothingness as far as the eye could see, though there did seem to be a light breeze. As far as abyss rankings went, this was possibly an upper four on a ten point abyss scale.

> Set up camp a few miles from town. Look for any significant landmarks or signs of civilization other than that town.

>This, this is good! Alright, Space, keep your cool. I narrow my eyes. Hmph! Maybe, maaaaaaaybe it's good enough for my collection of shiny things. Maybe.

Oh god oh no this is what happens when one violently tears their self out of their body without any sort of preparation.

I try to pull an emergency brake on my rising.

> Drown the boatman in the lake and take his power for my own.

>Pleased with what I was able to barter, I accept Tony's counter offer and have the pizza delivered to me.

Find the fast forward button and share the security feeds with all my friends.

>Trip: Attempt to slam through the barrier.

Darn that troll-worthy void...

Action: Invoke a mountain within the new void.

Cathari Sarad – Camping trip – [1] Now free of the town's clutches, you decided to set up camp a little ways out. A short trek away from the strange town, you found the perfect clearing for the site. However, as soon as you stepped foot in there to survey it, the ground broke right underneath your feet, causing you to fall into what looked almost like a mineshaft littered with haphazardly placed torches.

thespacephantom – Put on a good act – [2] You casually tossed out the idea that the shiny amulet could possibly become a part of your collection if it tried hard enough, but the rejection that you served it before hand worked far better than expected. The trinket was still slinking away, lost in its own world, not yet used to being rejected as it slipped onto the sandy beach.

Rivux – Emergency brake – [2] Rising higher and higher, you tried to pull the brakes on this out of control soul train. You tried your best, even miming the motions for pulling on a giant lever in hopes of stopping yourself, but nothing worked. You continued to rise to the point of sailing through the clouds, and at this rate, you might even break away from the planet again.

eldritchseer – Let's talk, boat man – [5] You casually strolled over to the man sitting by his boat, and when you approached he stood up to tell you that you weren't allowed to come any further. You of course paid him no attention and still proceeded to advance, by the time the boat man realized you weren't going to stop you already grabbed him by the scruff of his cloak and shoved his head into the soul river until he stopped moving. The boat man then simply looked like he evaporated before you found yourself now wearing his cloak, feeling a little better than you were before.

foxmccloud 4387 – Pizza time, hopefully – [5] After hanging up with Tony you waited for your pizza, fully expecting possibly half an hour before it arrived, but it actually only took a few minutes. In fact, you were even given an extra complimentary pizza on top of the one you got with coupon. It looked like the pizza gods were smiling upon you today.

philosopher – Fast forward with friends – [5] Distracted only for a few more moments you decided to fast forward through a lot of the footage, and even send it to a few friends in order to get a few answers. Even with a hundred years passing, the footage sharing seemed to go off without a hitch and you soon found your culprit. It looked like some sort of tree beast attached to your ship within the past century and grew around it, until it split off and went on some sort of plant rampage.

trip – Through the barrier – [6] Getting a running start, you charged to the edge of your swamp and passed right through the barrier with ease. In fact, you passed through it so well that you found it kind of hard to stop. Not even trees in the forest surrounding your swamp could stop you as you ran straight through them, leaving comically perfect outlines of yourself in their forms.

NE Sgamer 190 – An abyss with a mountain – [2] Getting a little sick of void trickery, you tried to spawn a mountain inside of the grassy abyss. In response, a small anthill popped up in front of you. Of course the void just could have given you a simple no, but the anthill just seemed like a pretty silly move.

Shiiiiiiiiit.

I scream out to the heavens and put every (soul) fiber of my (soul) being into gaining control over my movements.

Doggone it void... You love trolling your current and only inhabitant...

Action: Somehow invoke an entryway from earth to the void. Certainly, some company will accompany me in this misery.

>Trip: Escape the forest.

> Time to row myself out of this dump.

>That deal was good - too good. Carefully, I bite into a slice of the non-complementary pizza.

edited 25th May '14 3:41:54 PM by foxmccloud4387

> Cast magelight and start exploring the mines.