Toa of Anarchy
Skoodge shoved GIR out the way in the nick of time. Zim aimed the points of the spiderleg and fired his lasers.
"Well, I just want to point out your weaknesses for future reference...and to encourage you not to go alone..."
Mike than headed towards a direction in the jungle before he backed off in terror.
"What is that!" Mike pointed to something gigantic, brown and rock-shaped. It didn't move but it gave an aura of fear to anyone nearby it. It was the raging boulder!
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The Sharbit simply ate the laser- the beam travelling down the super-reinforced gullet of the beast, which continued to advance on the Irkens, spittle and drool flying from it's razor-sharp teeth.
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"What the..." Red said, seeing the raging boulder.
edited 12th Jan '11 5:42:11 AM by BeholdTheTheremin
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Skoodge had an idea. While Zim distracted him from the front, he ran up a tree, somersaulted, swung round on a vine, kicked off another tree, and tackled the Sharbit's midsection from behind with a bearhug.
Mike fired psychic balls of energy at the rock but it was not affected, the raging boulder responded by...doing nothing.
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Red continued to observe the raging boulder. After noticing it was doing nothing, it might as well be a normal boulder, and thus he turned to Mike.
"Why are you attacking the boulder? It's still doing nothing." he said.
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The Sharbit shrieked and thrashed around madly, some of it's teeth grazing Skoodge's skin, but it could not turn around and reduce Skoodge to a shapeless pile of meat and cloth.
"What! Aren't you terrified by that thing!" shouted Mike. The boy was turned insane and hammy by the boulder, believing it was actually scary.
Mike than pulled out his flail the Super Nova out of his bag. He ran and swung his weapon at the boulder...but it only lead a dent. "What...the boulder seems immune to my attacks."
edited 12th Jan '11 5:49:56 AM by JustaUsername
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"Quickly, GIR!"
GIR jumped to his feet. "Target aquired. Eliminate monster!"
GIR launched a flash bang grenade. It struck the ground near the Sharbit and went off. As Skoodge dived off, GIR grabbed the creature's ears, and proceeded to play Throwing Hammer.
inuyasha
Inuyasha stood ready to attack holding Tetsusaiga's handle "Why isn't it doing anything?"
Kaze no Kizu
After a few minutes of quiet, Team Irken would hear the frenzied shredding of vegetation, accompanied by bits of green flying up into the air, as the furious and disoriented Sharbit attempted to find it's way back.
Cogito Ergo Sum
"Stand back citizens! Wreck-Gar the Autobot shall protect you!"
The familiar orange nd grey robot jumped of the jungle and landed in between Red and Mike and the Raging Boulder.he pulled out his mechsword and held it at the ready.
"As threatening as it is... it doesn't seem to be attacking," he said warily, not trusting the rock not to prove him wrong.
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Zim, GIR, and Skoodge looked at each other.
They went "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
They ran like cowards.
"It's only waiting for the perfect moment!" shouted Mike, "Quickly use your Sword on it Wreck-Gar!"
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Cogito Ergo Sum
Wreck-Gar made a dramatic pose with his sword.
"I am Wreck-Gar! I will use my sword on it and slay this foul beast for the protection of all! Hiyaaa!"
Wreck-Gar made a powerful slash at the boulder, but his sword just harmlessly clanged off the side. The boulder, being a boulder, just sat there menacingly.
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Red just stared at Mike and Wreck-Gar.
"..."
He was mentally facepalming at this. So, just as to end it all, he called out Blastoise and...
"Blastoise! Hydro Cannon!"
Blastoise fired a massive surge of water at the boulder. It just became soggy...and softer!
"Okay, could someone else finish this?" he said as he called back Blastoise.
edited 12th Jan '11 6:04:14 AM by BeholdTheTheremin
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Cogito Ergo Sum
"Wait, stop, look!" called Wreck-Gar, pointing to a pile of smaller brown rocks next to the boulder.
"It's not trying to attack us, it's just protecting its young!"
The boulder continued to just sit there in a menacing way, protecting its helpless inanimate offspring.
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"Of course, it makes perfect sense! The raging boulder was trying to defend it's young the whole time!" said Mike, with his right hand in an epic position.
"Well, if we don't bother the boulder...I guess it won't bother us!"
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Red continued his mental facepalm, until it was settled in such a way that he found it adorable, actually. And smiled.
And so, he continued hiking, urging the other three, dog demon, ace pitcher, garbage truck, to come. Indeed, it is dangerous to be alone in a jungle...and besides, he could use some company.
edited 12th Jan '11 6:21:16 AM by BeholdTheTheremin
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With Mike's sanity returned by getting away from the raging boulder, the ace pitcher said "Wow...I can't believe I attacked that rock..."
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Cogito Ergo Sum
Wreck-Gar backed away slowly from the protective boulder and followed Red.
"Sooo... where ya goin'?"
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Nearby Wreck-Gar and the others, an enormous jungle snake went flying through the air.
"Sorry about that, friend," came a familiar voice, "but I'm afraid I can't have you trying to eat me today." Pohatu stepped out into the clearing, his adaptive armor having, well, adapted to the new jungle environment. He wielded two enormous buzzsaws, while he wore two jump jets on his back to clear any large patches of quicksand he might have encountered. Seeing the party hiking by, he waved at them.
"I guess we're just looking around for others...especially after the news Dell brought..."
When Mike saw Pohatu wave, he waved back at the bionicle.
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The Sharbit simply emitted it's high-pitched rasping scream and lunged for GIR.