ITT: We are our avatars.

R'ogan: "Sa-weet. Here!"

~he snaps his fingers with his lower left hand and a car key appears in it, which he tosses to Vivian~

"I put it outside, you can't missed it. It's right..."

~he peeks out of the window and groans~

"...there. In the parking lot. ...On top of two other cars. Thaaaaaaaat was not supposed to go this way. Oops." ._.

~he looks at Starling~

Starling: "...I'll leave them a note with your contact info before we leave." >_<

R'ogan: "Thanks, homegirl." >_>

Edited by LeChuck4 on Jan 3rd 2019 at 1:37:49 PM

-Oriole gives a list of people who are still around-

-Most of them are doing a bit shittily-

Mitch looked out the window at the scene of the carnage.

"To be honest I'm surprised there were two functional cars to be crushed by that here," he commented.

Vivian: Probably a vanity thing. Both might be owned by the same person.

Oriole: A lot have been drinking. Ramza and Ramza'Tador got into a fight yesterday over who was the "real" Ramza.

Samus: ...Wait a minute, aren't they both?

Oriole: I tried to tell them that...

~looking out of the window, Mitch sees a pair of cars crushed beneath a huge monster truck with flame decals and the same "EXCELLENT" logo that is also on R'ogan's shirt written on the side~

~...and 69 dead center on the engine hood~

For a moment, the monster truck was an impressive symbol of overdecadence to Mitch.

And then he saw the 69 on the hood and collapsed into a giggle fit.

-Vivian looks amused, but in a good way-

Oriole: Alright. Tall order, though. Late;y he's been going o n about how "everything he touches turns to shit".

R'ogan: "It's beautiful, isn't it?"

Vivian: It's definitely unforgettable, I'll have to say.

"Yeah... heheheheheh, beautiful..."

Mitch was still clearly lost in the throes of "recognizing the sex number in public". Even 60 years of life couldn't give him maturity.

R'ogan: "Aw, thanks."

"Anyway I think this is where I am ending the show and leaving the stage. I hope you guys have an excellent time kicking that dude's ass, he sounds like he deserves it."

~he waves goodbye to everyone present, using a different hand for everyone while still holding the plate with his half-eaten shark steak with the fourth~

"Seeya, and again thanks for the meal!"

~there is a sweet-ass guitar riff in the air, and then he is just gone, leaving nothing behind but the faint sound of hooves galopping away~

Edited by LeChuck4 on Jan 3rd 2019 at 2:29:20 PM

"See ya!"

And with a magical guitar riff, R'ogan just... disappeared.

Mitch took a moment to get over himself, then looked to Vivian. "Shall we commence loading?"

-Vivian waves goodbye for now-

Vivian: After you, sir.

Taking as many plates of shark as he felt comfortable carrying, Mitch headed outdoors to begin loading them onto the Chadster Truck.

-Vivian gets into the driver's seat and starts up the monster truck, looking as excited as a teenager about to have a thrilling night on the town-

After loading up as much shark as possible, Mitch clambered in, and then snickered. "Look at the seats!"

Vivian: Think these are real leather?

"Honestly," Mitch said, as he pointed out the embroidery, "I would not be surprised if those weed leaves were made of actual cannabis."

Vivian: Unless you're planning to hotbox this thing, we might not want to try it out just yet.

"Listen, I like my weed smoke inside the vessel I use to imbibe it, not choking the air around me," Mitch chided. "Besides, you think R'ogan would be a fan of us setting his truck on fire to get high?"

A pause.

"...Actually, forget I said that."

Vivian: We might have to check the R'oganism bible on that. If they have one, I mean. Do you think they would?

-She begins to roll out right to the site of where Fluffy is-