The Faker
Alice: (@Xera) What sort of test was that, exactly?
And it's so easy when you're evil... This is the life for me, the Devil tips his hat to me...
Military Grade Shitposter
Mitch: ...yeah. Probably.
If I was dead, I wouldn't have a pulse - and my omni-tool would be bitching about it - or I wouldn't have been able to leave the afterlife at all.
Dodged a bullet there. Not that I won't call myself a zombie.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Cool Dude
Dea: Or being a mana ghost. >.>
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Military Grade Shitposter
Mitch: -to Dea- I died in Skyrim. There, the greatest warriors... ascend to another plane, where they fight for all eternity.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Xera : ... Let me guess, you faught your way out?
-Wrath joins the peoples-
Wrath: Death can be a rather vague concept, at times. The very existence of an afterlife exemplifies this.
Pending-Arrival Dragon
Jhoanna: @Imca Good! *runs over to the Plesioth and breaks both its legs with a devastating punch to each of them*
*the Plesioth lets out a deafening roar, but Imca can probably climb up to its head now that it can't run*
Let's let events play out as they will. What happens in WAOA stays in WAOA.
Military Grade Shitposter
Mitch: -to Xera- No.
I was rescued when my friends came there to stomp the local evil dragon god. The one that killed me.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Cool Dude
Dea: ...An eternal fight sounds a bit boring, to be honest. ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
edited 5th Dec '13 7:09:35 PM by Raidouthe21st
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Imca : *makes it to its head, and levels her Micro-Thanix cannon to its head
◊* Embrace eternity! -Fires-
Xera : ... Damn I was willing to pay you an extra gold peice if you had, because that would have implied extreme skill, or good storytelling.
edited 5th Dec '13 7:11:04 PM by Imca
Wrath: @Dea: Hehe. I'd have to disagree with you there.
Military Grade Shitposter
Mitch: -to Xera- I did have extreme skill.
The problem was that the dragon had extremer skill. He was better than me, and he didn't waste time ensuring I'd never get a chance to one-up him.
Ever.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Cool Dude
Dea: @Wrath Had enough fighting for several lifetimes. 
Xera : I see your problem....
...
One word...
"Dragon"
The Faker
Alice: Doesn't help that, as you said, it was a dragon god.
And it's so easy when you're evil... This is the life for me, the Devil tips his hat to me...
Pending-Arrival Dragon
*assuming it's a Wave-Motion Gun of epic proportions, the Plesioth's head is instantly and painlessly incinerated*
*the headless Plesioth collapses to the ground, dead*
Jhoanna: ...Yaaaaaaaaayyyyy! 
Military Grade Shitposter
Mitch: ...
Fuck this. I'm going to sleep. I'd rather not dwell on how a god smote me and any resistance I could have offered would be like an ant trying to stop a planet crashing on it.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
-More like a.... not a big beam, just a narrow and precise one that will puncture spaceship hulls, think of it as a metal laser-
-So mostly it has just been debrained-
Xera : ... I would also recomend some mead mister knight, your attitude could sure use it.
...
Prehapse some time with a madien too.
edited 5th Dec '13 7:17:07 PM by Imca
Cool Dude
Dea: Um, okay...
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Wrath: Hm. I can never seem to get enough of it, personally.
Oh, goodnight Mitch.
edited 5th Dec '13 7:17:09 PM by HilarityEnsues
The Faker
-Alice stifles a laugh.-
And it's so easy when you're evil... This is the life for me, the Devil tips his hat to me...
Military Grade Shitposter
Mitch: Ugh. Let's just... Let's just never talk about that again.
G'night. Sorry for being a bitter asshole, but, well, I died.
What can you expect?
-And Mitch heads off-
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Cool Dude
Dea: ...
I died too, but you don't see me being bitter about it. >.>
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Xera : Kinda sorta died.
Xera : Yea... your pretty alive...
Imca : I dont plan on it!
-struggles to climb up to his head-
edited 5th Dec '13 7:04:50 PM by Imca