Awkward Zombie

Arguably, Magneton and Dugtrio too.

also Wishiwashi probably takes it the furthest.

Wishiwashi's a fun one because that's an Ability. Your Poke Ball only contains one Wishiwashi. It's just that when you send them out, hundreds of Wishiwashi emerge from the fucking atmosphere to team up with yours. They don't even care what your Wishiwashi is doing. They're just happy to be included.

But they're also fickle. Inexplicable atmospheric Wishiwashi are fair-weather friends who will fucking bail on you the second things get hard.

But your Wishiwashi must be old enough to drink first.

(For any non-Pokemon fans out there, Wishiwashi summoning the horde of Wishiwashi requires it to be level 20. And levels in Pokemon do not correspond in any way to age.

Unrelated to the current strip, but I want to get this out before I forget it. It's an idea I had that could totally work as a an AZ comic, but it necessarily spoils a major plot element of Tears of the Kingdom. Read on if you've played it through or don't care.

Okay, so, you know how Zelda is the Light Dragon, and how she turns back into human form after you take down Demon Dragon Ganondorf? Well, what sort of condition must her skin, fingertips and teeth be in if you've been diligent with harvesting crafting items from her throughout the game?

New comic: Show of horse

There are disadvantages to being the only person who can hear the words of a deity who is also really a fan of their portfolio.

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Greener Pastures

Does it make sense? Aloy thinks so.

Seems legit. I never knew Erend was such a brilliant geologist!

Fruit Force

…This makes me think. The Mighty Bananas are the Yiga Clan's favorite food. How are they not ripping Hyrule to shreds with their bare hands?

too precious to actually eat?

This implies that the children regularly attack their furniture

Also the villagers are literally unkillable. Yiga can beat them up all day but can't finish the job.

Edited by blkwhtrbbt on Dec 11th 2023 at 8:28:13 AM

They always dodge.

Got better reflexes than their hero. No wonder they've survived this long.

The Blademasters are pretty superhuman, maybe only they get banana priviledges

Give Link a chance, he's been asleep for one hundred years while everyone else in Hyrule learned how to dodge.

Yiga are so pathetic that the trivial challenge they provide is what they're like while dosing on Mighty Bananas.

You don't want to see what they're like normally.

So about that thing about two guys being one guy ...

Christmas Edelgard saying we have a responsibility to put war aside for a religious celebration almost made me fucking choke. Holy shit. This is so non-canon it hurts.

Also, fuck Claude, I guess.

...wait, what thread are we in?

Edited by TobiasDrake on Dec 13th 2023 at 7:54:25 AM

Real Edelgard breaking in cold sweat as she feels her alternate Christmas self across the multiverse being completely antithetical to her very being.

Maybe this version was visited by the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future?

What the "I" Stands For

I would make commentary but I don't know enough about Alan Wake 2.

Haven't played Alan Wake either, but I'm going to guess this is the latest incarnation of the Insurmountable Waist-Height Fence?

Birdwatching

One of these things is not like the others...