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^ EAT BULLETS AND DIE, PEST!

^ Don't question it. This place goes by Scott Pilgrim The Game's rules, not Ikaruga's—

^^ -falls- What kind of idiot are you? I know how to beat this thing and you're stealing my stuff?! Really?

-runs toward the controller-

edited 22nd Nov '10 9:07:27 PM by Tre

-shrugs- 'S how I do.

(*fires homing missiles*)

Whatever!

-kicks the granola bar out of her hand, then jumps toward the controller, taking a bite of the granola bar in his hand in the process-

edited 22nd Nov '10 9:10:05 PM by Tre

(*speeds up rate of fire even more, focuses on Tre specifically*)

Hey, I just got back from Second Cup, and I brought all you guys Chai — oh, you're still fighting that monster. *draws sword* I'm not one to miss a party!

-grabs controller before getting knocked backward by one of the shots-

Gideon! You're back! Throw me that tea, quick!

edited 22nd Nov '10 9:12:53 PM by Tre

LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIIIINS!!! -barrels headfirst towards the Ginkei and promptly gets the wind knocked out of her by an oncoming missile-

... Fuck.

edited 22nd Nov '10 9:13:18 PM by MsieurLapin

YOU MEDDLESOME PEST! (*fires salvo of missiles*)

Coming at you! *Throws it, and Tre catches it flawlessly without a single spilled drop* Am I awesome or what?

edited 22nd Nov '10 9:14:33 PM by Pirka

(*changes angle of fire again*)

You can gush about how awesome you are when we've killed this thing! -fires off a barrage of grenades-

edited 22nd Nov '10 9:17:11 PM by MsieurLapin

(*grenades hit, do no damage*) You fools, are you really trying that tactic again? (*increases rate of fire to truly Beyond the Impossible levels*)

edited 22nd Nov '10 9:18:48 PM by TheGinkei

And he says, FRAK YES!

-downs tea in one gulp-

TRE gained ACTUAL ABILITY TO PLAY IKARUGA from drinking the tea!

Alright, whatever kind of abomination you are.

-picks up controller-

You're going down.

-does an elaborate dance on the controller, sending a giant tidal wave of black + white missiles from the controller's VMU port-

edited 22nd Nov '10 9:20:30 PM by Tre

Grr... It's not over till it's over, child...

OW! WAIT- WHAT IS THIS- I DON'T EVEN-

edited 22nd Nov '10 9:21:22 PM by TheGinkei

Oh, yes.

-Continues dance- which gets even faster and more elaborate as it goes on-

HEY, WHO SAYS I'M GUSHING?!

GIDEON fails to notice TRE and is more concerned about his EGO!

-watches with mounting awe-

... Holy tits...

... HEY! Tre! Save some for me, would you? -equips Eyelander- I wanna get a few hits in on this bastard.

edited 22nd Nov '10 9:26:40 PM by MsieurLapin

^x3, ^x2, ^ Urrgh... No... I can't be defeated... Not by some child with a toy... (*somehow increases rate of fire further*)

edited 22nd Nov '10 9:24:58 PM by TheGinkei

Child? Toy?! I don't think you know who you're messing with, ping-pong ball!

-sens a giant beam of blue from the controller-

Hey, that controller thing is actually working. Let me kick it up, GGG-style!

GIDEON fired an ENERGY BEAM out of his hands! It meshed with the energy from the CONTROLLER!

edited 22nd Nov '10 9:27:46 PM by Pirka

-dashes up to ping-pong ball and brings down sword with all her strength-

(*health depleted, boss form explodes*) ...
Oh ho ho yes, this will be sweet...
	(*flies away*)
WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING, STUPID ROCK?!
... Well, it's been fun children, but... (*flies away*)
	->

edited 23rd Nov '10 10:48:22 PM by TheGinkei

Everything is quiet for a while except the smoking remains of what was the apartment.

—

... Whoa.

Remind me to always drink chai tea whenever I'm near death.

edited 22nd Nov '10 9:32:35 PM by Tre