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The Danse Macabre Codex@Loco: Why aren't you posting in MMFRPG yet?
DAMMIT MARK, STOP HOTTING HELPY!!Because he's barely here and is going soon?
To Be Updated when I'm not LazyIs there any particular reason you're being so pushy about this, Ud?
The Danse Macabre CodexI think it's because the particular Cast Herd he's in has slowed to a crawl and he wants more people in it to post.
That includes me, but damnit I'm out of ideas!
"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probablyI wonder how long we could write like Squirrelking or Hans Van Hozel.
Gordon Freeman who was John Freeman's bro shot G-Man in head with Shoot around world.
Actually no it needs to be written worse.
To Be Updated when I'm not LazyNo, no, clearly it should be
"Gordon Freeman who was John Freemants bother shot g-man in the hed wit specil atack wepon while yelling 'get fuck out of life!!!!!11!!!'"
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."Hm... I wondered what would happen if all of AGOG was written by Squirrel King.
And then Lambda was like "I m not final bosd! Final bodd is Omega who is old and crazy"
Omega was yelling "I will destroy worlds epesically that of Gordon Freemen!"
To Be Updated when I'm not Lazyand then Gorden Freemant got staebd by metal tentickle but he didnt die and kept shooting his wepon and Omega blowed up in a boom!
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."But Lambda wasn't happy soul so he went to Gordins fiends saying "You had key but wife went boomd!"
To Be Updated when I'm not LazyBut the Lamda apporded and said "Omega is not final boss! fianl boss is Asuka!"
EDIT:Ninjers!
edited 8th Jul '11 6:52:20 PM by Bindlestick
"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probablybut Gordon had already went tru the dimensson portal and couldnt hear the explanation of what Lambda was saying.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."Sorry Ud. I would, but Zemeriks don't play trivial games with organics.
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.adn then planet strated blow inup, so teh Chapmions had to run fast thru the protal wich than magicly appeared next to them! It tokoed tehm to an ice place wit lost of other portles tehy cud go thru 2 get home, but then tehy all closet beacuase Lamdba showed up and he was all like 'u dint safe my wive so now I kill u!'
The Danse Macabre CodexAlmost Bindle just a little editing and it'll fit plot.
Anywho... But Doctor Who didnot like Lamba so he say "Why we help wife when you made us fight Combines and stiders?"
edited 8th Jul '11 6:54:42 PM by Fusionman
To Be Updated when I'm not Lazyand den lamba got all mad and say "u fogot ekinda!" and spiderninja is like "lol, my bad" and dr. who is like "lol, one in a milion" And fi is like " bull" and den they decided "screw it" and go back to save ekinda.
MEANWHILE IN MONDOR, THE EVIL ZODD TELEPOR'S HIS SUN TO BE KILLED BY THE HOT FIRE CHICK! magik pimp is like "i won fogiv u!" and has his ho beat the living crap out of him den teh lifmaker came and shit hit the fan.
edited 8th Jul '11 6:55:38 PM by Psyga315
but then Das Babba came and said "we can save wife!"
edited 8th Jul '11 6:56:50 PM by AnnoR
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."And Dr. who was like "OK we save wife even though you like Combines."
To Be Updated when I'm not LazyAnd then they went thrugh the magic portal and everythng was wet and mesy and flesy.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."and den Unicorn showed up and was like "I'M GONNA EAT U" but Diss Bubble said "no way, man", and he snapd hsi fingers and Unicorn stopped moving. Then tehy all went down itno da dark place in the basement adn ran around, looikng four Lamda's wive so dey cud safe her. But then tehy herd a noise.
It was......Chichi!
The Danse Macabre CodexChichi scremed and his powrs make people not able to fight gud so then jumped up and ponted at Chichi saying they will bet it with wepons!
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."FOR THE FUTURE!
And then Iceman used power with help of Mace and good Nomads to make Chichi die.
edited 8th Jul '11 7:03:47 PM by Fusionman
To Be Updated when I'm not LazyRandom Meme time.
Kisame Mogu Mogu.
Oh dear God, Leonardo Di Caprio is teaching Kate Winslet how to spit. -_-