I'll take a fake door, a can of tunnel paint, and if you got anything for cyber use I would like to look at it.
Michael the Tally Hall-colored Pinwheel
Can I have a hammerspace backpack?
Ocean | He/They
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Why of course! For cyber-use, look to our electronics department. We have punch-camera phones, setups for explosive emails, and you can even make your own specially-made phone or laptop with any number of wanted gags.
Sure, it's in our hammerspace department. Hammer space pants are usually our most popular items there, but to each their own.
The man with no name
I want a jackhammer that will only cut off the larger space I’m not standing on.
For a guy nicknamed Blondie, he is not the tiniest bit blond!
Sure! Look in the "Weapons for your Enemies" department.
Alright. That's one fake door, tunnel paint, and some software to make exploding emails. I think that total comes to $16X.XX.
The Undercover Troper
I'd like a box of hand grenades that only has a warning for their detonation time on the back of the instruction sheet.
Edited by RWBYraikou888 on Dec 30th 2023 at 6:55:17 AM
Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
You’d be right! Have any coupons with you?
That’ll be in the “Weapons for your Enemies” department.
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The Pink Puffball
Where's the "Wild-Take" kits?
22 years later, and he's still maximum pink.
Which one you interested in?
Well? Anyone else need help?
The Pink Puffball
I'm looking for "Shock" Wild Takes, and "Awooga" type Wild Takes.
They’ll be in our Wild Takes aisle.
I could even ring up some and have an employee bring them to you.
Is there any specific types of takes you’re looking for?
Welcome to the Acme Store, your favorite store for all your toony needs!
We have portable holes, tunnel paint, movable targets, anvils and other heavy stuff, a wide variety of costumes and disguises, and many, many more!
What would you like?