Tropers: The Series

“Well, isn’t he fun. Playing, you down for bowling?”

"Yeah."

“Sweet!”

And so, the show cuts to 2co, Playing, and celebrity guest star David Dixon in matching bowling attires.

“Alright, guys, we just need one more teammate to qualify. Playing, you know anybody?”

(David stands there, looking incredibly confused.)
"Why in God's name am I here for?"

"I would say Taco Badger."

"Who are you lot?"

"We are here, teaching the kids about stuff."

“David, don’t you remember coming here, putting on this matching bowling shirt, and agreeing to join the league? Come on man, are you just gonna suddenly forget all of that?”

"All I remember is being knocked out unconscious."
(Cue canned laughter.)

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Nov 11th 2018 at 4:31:30 AM

“Damn it, Dixon! Don’t flank out on us now!”

Edited by TacoBadger on Nov 11th 2018 at 4:33:22 AM

Meanwhile, in Grass Moon...

"I feel like we're kinda removed from the action, Taco. Let's scam these guys and go."

"Alright, I'll stay..."

“I know, Tropes, I know. We just gotta really sell these guys on this monorail scam.”

Scam?! Dog gunnit! I shoulda known you’d do such a thing! It was just like the guy with the subway scam! Get those two.

“Huh. Maybe we shouldn’t have been discussing our plans aloud.”

———

Meanwhile, 2co, Playing and David Dixon score strikes like no tomorrow.

Edited by TacoBadger on Nov 11th 2018 at 5:00:00 AM

"Whew! I'll go get an ice cream!"

(As the dude is distracted by Taco, Tales loots the bag of money from his pocket.)

"Yum! This ice cream is good."

"Quick, back to the hobo train!"

Edited by TropesForever on Nov 11th 2018 at 10:21:49 PM

“Let’s get out of here!”

Taco, Tropes, and a newly money-holding Tales are chased out of Grass Moon, Indiana, back to the hobo train.

—�—�—

Meanwhile, David Dixon is about to land the final strike of the tournament.

Jill Newslady presides over the bowling finals, commenting: Well folks, this is it! If David Dixon can manage to knock down all ten pins, the Whirly Boys receive the prize money. However, if they miss just one pin, the finals will be forfeited to the Bar District Buffoons!

Dixon lines up the shot, but just as he’s about to nail it, the ball goes back on his hand, spraining it.

Gah! My bowling hand! Oh no, my passion! I’ll have to go back to acting!

Folks, you’ve seen it here first! If the Whirly Boys can’t find a replacement for Dixon soon, they’ll officially be taken out of the competition, as stated clearly in subsection 38, article 4 of “Da Rules of the Bowl”.

“Oh no! We don’t have anyone to replace Dixy! What are we gonna do?!”

Edited by TacoBadger on Nov 11th 2018 at 6:25:08 AM

The train crashes through the side of the bowling building.

"I will!"

“Playing, you’re already on the te- GOOD LORD!”

The train absolutely wrecks the bowling arena, however, it also knocks Dixon’s bowling ball down the alley, hitting 9 pins down. The tenth wavers slightly, before falling.

Newslady, looking over the rules, excitedly says, In accordance with subsection 98 of article 5, which states, “Ain’t no rule says a train can’t Bowl”, the Whirly Boys have made a successful substitution, and thus, have won the tournament!

The crowd cheers, holding Playing, 2co, Dixon, and the train up as heroes.

"Well, I have absolutely no idea what happened here, but this looks like a job well done!"

(And so, the Tropers and Susie wander off with their riches. Susie stole a bit of the prize money that the bowlers won.)

Episode IT DOESNT MATTER NO ONE READS THESE ANYWAYS: Tropers Fortress 2

Episode Twelve: Tropers Fortress 2

“Say, Tropes, what did we need those 60 Tropies for anyway?”

"Does Eevee have her Zony?"