Playing grabs a gun, a knife, a stick of butter, and a box.
A bell rings.
"This is epic, good
job telling about the way. Um, I like this. Ten."
Not Sherlock Holmes
“What the heck did you just say?”
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"Can we get rid of that bell?"
Huzzah
"Fine!"
Playing throws the bell, a stick of deodorant, and underwear into a box, labeled SHIP BUILDING STUFF.
"You know what? Let's do this! Let's build to best raft ever!"
Cue a construction montage, by the end of which the tropers have built something covered under a cloth.
"I present to you, THE BEST RAFT EVER!"
I remove the cloth, revealing a giant killer robot.
"Okay, maybe we got just a bit sidetracked."
"I have lampshades, a coconut shell, and a box of diapers! So close to being done!"
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"Playing, where do you get your constant supply of random materials?"
Huzzah
"Oh. Around the island. Like, they have a lot of knifes!"
Playing puts more knifes, a roll of tape, a fan, a fedora, and a lighter into the ship building box.
"We don't need all that stuff, Playing. This giant killer robot will do fine!"
I play around with the robot's controls, causing it to pick up me, Taco, Tales and Playing. Then it activates its Ludicrous Speed rocket boots and blasts off, arriving in Tropesburg 30 seconds later. It dumps the tropers into the street, where they see a brand-new 'Tails of Udner' doll in a shop window.
Edited by TropesForever on Nov 7th 2018 at 8:36:37 PM
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"Well, I know what to get Tales for Hannukah. Now, what to do with the robot. Make him Police Chief?"
Huzzah
Not Sherlock Holmes
“I’m not Jewish!”
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Not stupid or expendable.
(Cut to a shot of the sun rising over the hills and buildings of Tropesburg.)
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
"I guess a giant robot police chief isn't a bad idea. Now let's go home."
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
“What’s it matter if you’re Jewish? Hanukkah is basically like Christmas divided by eight, so I say the more the merrier.”
Huzzah
Not stupid or expendable.
(Meanwhile back at the apartment, Chey and Ford wake up.)
"Good morning, honey..."
"Morning, love."
(Chey and Ford then kiss, get out of bed, and leave the bedroom.)
"Smegging heck, they still haven't come back yet?"
The tropers arrive in.
"Hey, Chey! How have things been here?"
"Good. Although this dude gave me a needle."
Not stupid or expendable.
"Oh, there y'all are!"
(Chey then hugs Tropes.)
"Things have been perfectly fine here while y'all were away."
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Taco looks around the apartment. “You know, Tropes, this was a pretty odd day.”
Huzzah
Not stupid or expendable.
"Well, time to cook breakfast."
(Chey then goes into the kitchen.)
"I'm going to watch the news..."
(Ford then goes into the living room.)
"I'M GOING TO DAB!"
Playing dabs.
"2co, why don't you dab?"
"Say Playing, we've still got some time left in the episode runtime, so I'm gonna ask you: why?"
Not stupid or expendable.
"I guess we'll know next time... Want some pancakes?"
(Cue credits.)
Season 4, Episode 11: Money, Money, Money
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
"Say Chey, do you get the feeling we're gonna be doing something involving money this episode?"
“Glass houses, Tales. Besides, the way I see it, our best bet of getting out of here is making a new raft. Backwards Playing, you go get us some materials.”
Huzzah