"It doesn't matter. Meddling II is terrified of us. Actually, I'd be more worried about the budget."
"Oh, was I interrupting anything?" Teen Lyoko asked, scared.
Co-author of Code Wings 3.0. Also... I'M RUNNING FOR THE RIVER!!Taco arrives, late, covered in layers of women's underwear. "Sorry, fellas. What'd I miss?"
HuzzahA Teen Lyoko Fan wandered in, and me and Zero were debating about realism.
Taco nodded his head, before seating himself. "Cool, cool. Say, I heard something about the Envelopes making a treaty with the Americans, and an American front coming to invade, or seomthing like that, I don't know. Any thoughts?"
Huzzah"Hang on. Since I have the army of robots... that would make me the dominant military power here. And since you're all working with North Korea, and the North Koreans are pointing their guns at me, and I'm an American, and the North Koreans are fighting an ally of America, that means, all together, that not only can I take the lot of you, but I have a logical reason to."
"I DECLARE MYSELF TO BE THE FINAL BOSS OF TROPERS:THE SERIES! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Zerobot is filled with bullets as the North Koreans open fire.
Meanwhile...
"ROBOTS, ATTACK!"
edited 25th Jul '17 6:56:56 PM by ZeroL
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!As the firefight between the Koreans and Zero ensues, the Americans break into the Korean base, gunning down all Korean officials. In the madness, Taco jumps from a window, breaking a leg on the ground below, but limping away to a nearby shore.
Jong-Un, meanwhile, fires away. Son of a bitch! THIS AIN'T HOW LIL' K GOES DOWN!
Huzzah"STOP! What is this, Hogan's Heroes? You can't go around going to war with Kim Jong Un!"
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”Taco grabs Tales by the collar. "We're at war on Kim Jong-Un's side! But right now, we're losing, so RUN!" Taco continues running.
Huzzah"People, please! We need to work together against the envelopes!"
I stand on a massive stage that just happens to be there.
"Now will be our day of victory, my robot army! We will crush those who labor under the yoke of tyranny! Or are we freeing them, and crushing the tyranny? Whatever, the tyranny is going to be crushed, and anyone left will be better off."
I clear my throat.
"Anyway, I am now invincible, due to having infinite robot doubles! Behold!"
Another me walks onstage. "Hey! I'm the real me! You're a copy, trying to take my place!"
"No, you're the copy!"
The first me punches the other me in the face. Then the other me punches the first me in the face. They start slapping each other, as a third me runs ahead. "CHAAAAAAARGE!"
edited 25th Jul '17 7:26:24 PM by ZeroL
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!The fire-fight continues, a strong the Americans continue to progress coming toward the war-room. Honestly, what was Tropes expecting?
HuzzahTaco, meanwhile gets into a small motor-boat, where his friend, a North Korean man named Li is waiting. Taco hops in, and the duo ride off into the Pacific Ocean.
HuzzahI ride by Taco in a hovertank I built with stolen North Korean equipment.
"Hey! The fighting's going to take a long time, since the robot army has split into seven factions, each led by one of me. I thought I'd just go home, so do you two want a ride? It'll take a long time to get there by motorboat."
edited 25th Jul '17 7:33:18 PM by ZeroL
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!Taco and Li look at each other. "Sure"
Li says "내가 영어를 말할 수 없다. 미국인들은 그들이하는 일을 알고 있기를 바랍니다."
Taco gets onto the Hovertank, and Li follows.
HuzzahMeanwhile, back in the conference room...
"We gotta get out of here! Tales, Lyoko, are you coming?"
Kim Jong-Un appears at Tropes' side. I am!
HuzzahAs I drive the hovertank over the ocean, I get a strange hunch.
"Why do I get the feeling that life back home is going to get really weird soon? As in, more than normal?"
edited 25th Jul '17 8:37:15 PM by ZeroL
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!I grab Tales, Lyoko and Kim Jong-Un and run for the submarine-Studebaker down on the beach. We get in and start going after Tales and Zero.
edited 25th Jul '17 8:53:36 PM by TropesForever
Taco shrugged. He looked out for Tropesburg, his home, but couldn't quite find it. "Hey, gang, where's Tropesburg?"
Huzzah"Wait... did we go East, or West? Because I think this is China."
I check Google Maps.
"Yup. We went the wrong way. Oops."
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!"I'm just gonna be in the MAD Official Screening Room if you need me, which you won't. Bye!"
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”"Guys, I think Tales has the map, so we need Tales."
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!Taco shook his head. "'Need' and 'Tales' are two words not to be paired together. Besides, we can use Google Maps!"
Huzzah
Hearing the buzzword 'envelope', Jong-Un and several other Korean generals pull out and aim firearms at Zero L.
Huzzah