Tropers: The Series

"Taco! Come with me to the bathroom!"

“I don’t want to watch you pee, Playing. Besides, I think we need to do an intervention. Chey’s been getting way too angry.”

(Ford is then seen throwing away a juice pouch.)
"Ah, there you guys are. I've done some tidying up before you walked in. Where's Chey?"
(Chey then comes inside carrying multiple bags of groceries, sits the bags down, and goes back out of the apartment to get more bags.)

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Oct 15th 2018 at 8:20:20 AM

“Ford, I think Chey’s been getting easily aggravated today. Why don’t you kiss her or something? You’re basically like the only one she likes.”

Playing dabs.

"You want me to kiss Chey?"

(Cut to Chey and the Bus-Driving Mechanoid coming back in the complex holding more groceries.)
"Thanks for helping me, Mr. Bus-Driver!"
BUS-DRIVING MECHANOID: "I'm always happy to help, Miss Chey, ma'am!"
(Just when they reached the door of the Tropers' apartment, Chey carefully sits down her bags.)
"I gotta go get the flower bouquet, Can you take those bags into the apartment?"
BUS-DRIVING MECHANOID: "Oh, yes, Miss Chey."
"Thank you!"
(Chey then goes back out to the bus to get the flowers. She then shuts the bus and re-enters the apartment complex. She stops at the door of the staff office, carefully hangs the bag with the flowers in it on the doorknob, and takes her hair down to brush it some more. Sonny then opens the door and comes out.)
"Hey, Chey, ya come to file a complaint or someth-WHOA! Honey, what is up with ya hair? Are ya gonna be dressin' up as Grace Slick for Halloween or something? If so, then far out!"
(Chey gasps, takes the flowers, and runs back to the apartment.)
"...Sunshine, you don't have to run off like that!"
(Sonny then goes back to his office. Meanwhile, Chey returns to the apartment and slams the door. Embarrassed, she pulls several more strands of hair out. Unbeknownst to her, everyone can see her and her rather wild hair.)
"Oh, there you are, Chey. Are you okay?"

"I don't really know why you think Chey seems particularly angry, Taco. She just doesn't like drugs, that's all."

The doorbell rings.

"I'll get it."

I go over to the door and open it, to see a strange-looking old man in a cloak.

"Uh...hello?"

"Howdy, friend."

"Are you interested in    DRUGS   ?"

Edited by Playing_with_boy on Oct 15th 2018 at 7:35:26 AM

(Chey then looks at everyone, then looks at her wrist, which was adorned with a white elastic hair-tie.)
"OH, SMEG! Don't look at my hair!"
(Chey then dashes to the bathroom, Ford follows suit but Chey slams the door shut before he reached it. The Bus-Driving Mechanoid then just starts putting the groceries up.)
"Chey, open the door please."
"No! I have to fix my hair first! I refuse to let anyone see me when my hair isn't put up!"
"Why? Why is your hair such a great concern to you? Chey, please, just come out. We'll talk about this in the bedroom if you want."

"Woah, two problems at once. This calls for two Tacos!"

Taco and 2co, now in a pink sweater, collect, talk for a bit, and disperse. 2co goes to Chey and asks, "Is everything alright in there?", while Taco notes the odd person at the door. "Yello?"

"That is my text colour, yes."

After thinking for a bit, I say "Hey, I remember you! The Oil Farmer from Xathos!"

"Where?"

"Don't you remember?"

"I've ain't never been anywhere called Zazzox, son. A'm from Alabama."

"...Okay? I guess this is why you don't mess with timelines."

"May I come in?"

"of course."

He steps inside.

"Are you the drug dealer from earlier? If so, I brought celery!"

"Drug dealer? You mean a feller with a suitcase?"

"Yeah."

"That was mah Golem. I send him after you to let you know that I'd be coming to stay. But ah guess ah gave him the wrong command."

"Where did he go?"

"He was a temporary Golem. I bought him from a corner store, very cheap."

"...Sorry, did you say you're going to stay with us?"

"Of course. Just like old times."

"...So, in this timeline, you're from Alabama instead of Xathos and we used to live together?"

"That's right."

"...I'm gonna go lie down."

“Wait, what did we do to mess with the timeline?”

He then slowly turns to Playing, seemingly having theorized an answer.

"I'd assume it has something to do with when we went back in time and stopped ourselves going to Xathos...but that was ages ago. Why are we only having consequences for that now?"

Playing pulls out a copy of Tropers: The Series Season 4.

"Or this. I mean, I did get it from a guy from the future who sold it to me for two dollars and twenty-two cents!

"Maybe when we went back to the pilot?"

He looks at the DVD. "Oh. Duh."

Edited by TacoBadger on Oct 15th 2018 at 9:51:46 AM

"I'm not sure. This is all pretty weird..."

Oil Farmer Guy has now placed a blow-up mattress in the middle of the kitchen.

Playing is seen, perusing a magazine called "Time Travel".

"You know, Taco, I have no clue on what you are talking about. If you are to be believed, and that episode is real, than I've been wondering if I could have a link."

Edited by Playing_with_boy on Oct 15th 2018 at 7:57:05 AM

"Jesus. With Ford, 2co, and now Mr. Alabama, we almost have twice as many regular NPCs as we do regular Tropers."

"Can I have the link?"

Playing puts out an old book, labeled, What's the Deal with All. The rest is cut off.

"Knew a person back home. He smelt of old fish. He barely took a shower. If he can be happy, you can too, yeah!"

Playing looks around the place for a tea set.

"Jesus is an NPC now?"

"Yeah, I remember! Back in season six, episode two! That was the one! Shame he only appeared for one day."