Tropers: The Series

"Wait a minute. If Steve Urkel is here..." Pen turns around and sees a puppet version of Steve Urkel.

"OH GOD, IT'S STEVIL."

Suddenly, the broken Bill Gates statue from War of the Nerds falls on Stevil and crushes him.

Suddenly, from the passed out Mettaton EX's speaker, a mechanical voice booms out.

"Well, that was FABULOUSLY anticlimactic!"

I have regained consciousness.

"Now it's time to go to that Status Quo's place and murder him!"

"What the fuck? What happened to Tales?"

"Okay, let's go!" As the cast runs to find Status Quo, the camera cuts to the fallen Bill Gates statue. Stevil's hand lifts up the statue, revealing his face, as a dramatic sting plays.

Steve Urkel: I just invented my new Nonsensoleum elixir! It turns alive things into Mettaton EX! Just look at my lab notes!

Day 1: Nonsensoleum elixir worked exceptionally well on the lab mouse. Became a robot mouse. Started squeaking about "glamour". Elixir patented.

"That's oddly specific, but I guess it is Nonsensoleum."

Zack enters the lair. "Hey let's prank them. I'll mess up their microwaves by nuking a Hot Pocket" he says pulling out handful from his Hammerspace

(Steve Urkel slaps the hot pockets out of Zack's hand.)

Steve Urkel: No you fool! If we diverge from the plan, the Ant-Hill Mob will spot us and fill us with eleventy hojillion bullets!

"I've got an idea, let's just nuke the Ant Hill Mob!" Pen says, pulling out a nuke from his Hammerspace.

"So what's the plan?" he says catching the Hot Pocket and putting it back

(Steve Urkel also slaps the nuke out of Pen's hand.)

Steve Urkel: Again, can't diverge from the plan! Besides, there is a Nonsensoleum vault in there, and I need that to brew a potion to change Talesof Under back after this whole debacle! Nuking the building will destroy the vault!

Steve: The plan is: The Ant Hill Mob only calls the Status Quo if they spot one of us. Mettaton EX is not a troper. And then when Tales gets to the end of the hall, he uses the Emergency Lever, which smashes the Ant Hill Mob with an anvil.

edited 6th Jul '17 11:31:54 PM by TalesofUnder

"DUDE YOU JUST SLAPPED THE NU—"

Upon impact with Urkel's palm, the nuke explodes and completely disintegrates Pen, turning him into a pile of ash.

Zack gets an urn and puts Pen's ashes in it. "Don't worry you probably have a clone or something"

"Again, medevac."

"So, are you ready to watch and see if it goes wrong?"

"Sure... " he says taking off his glasses and cleaning them

The urn containing my ashes suddenly grows a face.

"It is I, Pen the urn!"

A robot that actually looks like Dirk Strider walks in.

"Hey, I decided I would rip off Homestuck further by building a bot with my personality that actually looks like Dirk, since the ants will be okay with fictional characters. Call me DirkLBot."

edited 7th Jul '17 4:21:35 AM by ZeroL

Taco, running behind, shouts out, "Wait, what do you think you're doing?! If the Status Quo remains unfollowed, crappy sitcoms cease to be, and by extension, we cease to be!"

While all the stuff was going on the background, Sam the Cricket was working on a number of improvements for our church. Purchased a lot (using online seed money) out in the Bible Belt and had a subparly constructed megachurch in its place. Using a virtual projector a la Hatsune Miku so that a virtualized version of myself can give sermons. It's now hosting its first event, packed with over 5000 devout followers, with many more peeking in through the windows or following the proceedings online.

We have our army., the cricket chirps. Shall we now go to war?

edited 7th Jul '17 7:39:31 AM by sarysa

"Taco Badger, no one cares. And this is not a crappy sitcom if it's troper-based."

"Erm, hello? This isn't a one man show, right?"

I'm lost, are we still doing cult wars?

No. We're trying to destroy the Status Quo.

Does having an army of cultists and a coffer worth millions count as eradicating the Status Quo?, the cricket chirps.

"No."

"Also, Steve Urkel came back."