Tropers: The Series

"Thanks, Chey! Hey, Ford, look who's here!"

(Junon and Medusa are busy trying to break free from the cage.)

"Smegging heck, FORDIE!"
"Chey!" (Chey then runs to Ford and they hug each other tightly as she bawls.)
"I-I-I'm so sorry, Ford! I'm so sorry for how I acted and what I said to you earlier, I should have never been such a jerk to you!"
"Oh, Chey... I honestly thought I wasn't ever going to see you again. I'm really sorry for what I've done earlier too. If you're still up for doing those other things on your list, Then we can."
"I tore the list up and went to the local PBS station's studio on Guest Street back in Boston to volunteer instead. And just when I was leaving, Some person gave me this."
(Chey shows Ford the keyring she was given back in Boston.)
"Oh, Zarquon. The keyring!"

Junon: (gasps) How did you get it?

"Like I said; Some random person came up to me, said he accidentally ordered two of this keyring, gave me the other one, and went on his way. Oh, Here's your handkerchief back, Ford."
(Chey gives the handkerchief back to Ford.)
"Thanks. "
"I really missed you back in Boston."
"I missed you too. So, off to your TARDIS?"
"Sure. Everyone, into the TARDIS."
(And so, the Tropers and Ford all go inside Chey's TARDIS.)

(Junon and Medusa enter the TARDIS and looks for a place to sit.)

Junon: (sighs) I'm glad that was over. Care for some clam chowder? (offers Chey a bowl of Boston-style clam chowder.

"So, where are we going next?"

"No, I don't eat clams."
(Chey then puts the keyring on her console. It disappears and a travel brochure for Paris, France appears in it's place with a little note attached to it with tape.)
"Huh? Why a brochure this time? At least there's a note attached to it."
(The note simply says "Find a love lock. P.S. Sorry about this, Songbird has a cold.")
"Oh. Well, Off to Paris then!"

Season 3, Episode 12: Voulez-Vous

edited 12th Jun '18 10:51:51 PM by EeveeGirlChey

Taco is already on the Eiffel Tower, smoking and drinking wine, wearing a mime outfit, beret and all.

"Guys, if I'm honest, I don't know why we're still doing this. I'm pretty sure I killed Fussenpepper and the other guy last episode."

edited 12th Jun '18 11:06:26 PM by TacoBadger

"They got away."
"Ahhh, good old Paris. Home to some of the finest art, fashion, cuisine, and most importantly, wine."
"It's also known as the City of Love, plus a Doctor Who story was filmed on location here."

-Melody has returned from a long break and is at a restaurant -

"Alright, sure, whatever you say." Taco proceeds to wink and nudge at nothing in particular.

"Wow, lookat Taco ! He'sh Shemolina Pilchard! Shay, thish Frensh grape joosh shure ish strong. Hic"

(Junon is getting an autograph from Jeanne D'Arc.)

(Medusa's glaring at Jeanne, as she's taking away the spotlight from her.)

"Hey, let me try some of that."
(Ford takes a sip of Tropes' wine.)
"Hm, This stuff is a bit strong."
(Ford keeps drinking the wine.)

"Hey Jeanne! Didn'tshoo fight in world war two againsht Hitler and his dog?"

Jeanne: Sure, I did... And who might you be?

Taco sighs. "Damnit! Who gave Tropes wine?!"

"Tropesh foreffer, at you servish."

I turn to Junon.

"Shay Junon, would yoo happen to know a de-intockshiffication shpell, would you?"

(Ford is now completely drunk.)
"Wut arr wee lookin' for again? -hic-"
"A love lock."
"Soooo, that's gonna bee eaaaaasy as pie, ain't it?"
"Well, to be honest... No."

edited 12th Jun '18 11:59:08 PM by EeveeGirlChey

Jeanne: It's an honor to meet you, Mr. Tropes.

(Junon casts Esuna on Tropes, removing his drunk status effect.)

I react to suddenly being not-drunk.

"AH! WHERE AM I!?! Oh, right, Paris."

I look over at Taco.

"Taco, you're like Semolina Pilchard!"

Canned Laughter, but this time it sounds stereotypically French.

"Anyways, Ms. D'Arc, where were we?"

"Yes yes, very funny Tropes. Now, Chey, I feel the need to ask, is a love lock that thing on a chastity belt?"

Jeanne: Ah yes. We were about to tour Paris. Follow me! (Heads towards the Bastille)

(Junon and Medusa both shrug and follow Jeanne.)

"While you guys go on a tour of Paris, I'm actually gonna look for this 'Love Lock' thing. I guess a nunnery's the best place for chastity belts... anyone wanna come along with me?"