"I'm not helping with your dumb plan. Bola or whatever your name was. I've got one of my own, and it's clearly better." As they say this, Knife swallows more fries.

As everyone's distracted, the Wasps sneak into the restaurant, waiting to see what would happen.    "Trust me on this. They have one of this species with them, so they clearly will know more about what this contest would be."   
"They're idiots though!"
   "Shhhhhhhh-"   

"...You saw those people, right?" Bree says, pointing to the wasps.

Knife looks directly at the Wasps, then back at Bree. "No."

"Knife our plan requires what can only be described as a few steps away from becoming a chain of noodle incidents. I'd rather just keep it between me and Lola. Trust me, step one was just deciding what we would NOT do."

"See, my plan is better because it doesn't involve us eating noodles. So, therefore, we go with mine."

Lola is about to say something else but seems to shut herself up.

"Your plan... well make it but I'm pretty sure plans that require someone to harm a god need a stupidly high amounts of energy at minimum. I mean... it's possible. Someone did it before. And so did someone else in another story I think."

Edited by sci300768 on Jan 25th 2022 at 9:43:03 AM

"We have a plan, too. It's called losing."

"There's another part of the plan, but for that we have to know what the competition is."

Guy them buts in "But we could do my plan, chaos"

"Guys, here's my plan. Watch."

Knife grabs another box of whiskey, drinks it all in one sitting, and immediately passes out on a couch.

"She's right, we use the whiskey bottles and make fire bombs."

(Kringle, Garfunkel, and Cilla show up.)
"Hello! Table for three?"
"Yes, please."
"Excellent, let me get you seated! Follow me."
(The hostess walks the trio to a table. Kringle looks around the place and notices how everyone looks a lot like someone he once knew.)
"Are you okay, sir?"
"I'm fine. I'm feeling very hungry, but I'm fine..."
(Meanwhile, Chey and Ford were led into the VIP area.)
"Well, smeg, what happened to the champions?"
"They had to go use the restroom."
"Who said that?"
(Chey turn to see two older looking Ford clones. They were wearing some important robes. One of them had blond hair and the other had black hair.)
"Hello there, Chey! Did you like what we did with the planet?"
"Chumbley! Quark!"
(Chey gives them both hugs.)
"Yes, we absolutely love what y'all have done with this planet, it's fantastic! I'm really proud of all of y'all too."
"Thank you! Chumbley and I have worked hard as leaders to make this planet a peaceful, happy place."
"Of course, we couldn't have done it without the help of all of our citizens. They work hard every day and with some great pay and benefits too. Far better than certain portions of your planet's."
"Yeah, I will admit that some parts of the world treat their workers rather unfairly. That's a topic for another forum thread though."
"Come on, grab a seat! Oh, is that a baby you have?"
(Delilah waves at Chumbley and Quark.)
"I'll go ask for a baby seat."
(Meanwhile...)

"That feels surreal." "Anyways..What Wasps Bree?" While saying this she stares at the wasps. Then she stares at the camera for 5 minutes.

"The wasps we saw."

Guy turns to wasps before turning back to Playing "Do we have bug spray?"

Chibi licks crumbs of...metal...around her lips "Dont know!"

Guy turns to Chibi "You know that metal could use a bit of salt, also I could buy some bug spray from another place."

Edited by This on Jan 26th 2022 at 9:14:16 AM

"Oh yeah, i just took it unseasoned..." She chuckles nervously. She then seems to remember something. "Oh yeah remember Moss-Tan?...Why do i want to eat that moss on her head...."

Edited by Chibi-Robo on Jan 26th 2022 at 11:45:19 AM

The Wasps, aka. the aliens from the Wasp Planet, stand by the doorway, eevesdropping.

"This is stupiddddddd."
   "How is this stupid?"   
"That we're trying to hide! We could probably stand on their table and no one would notice!"

Meanwhile, Knife's putting her feet up on the table and eating. "Hey, Ford, how come you don't dye your hair? Your clones do! It's fun. I can redirect you to a guy I know, he's great with hair."

The wizards facepalm in unison and look at the wasps, and then go back to talking to each other in their native language (gibberish) and using gestures.

"Anyways, we gotta do SOMETHING right now. Im getting pretty bored right now."

(The writer of this episode is going to hell for this.

The Ford planet champions then depart from the bathroom. A couple of them were riding on their skateboards.)
CHAMPION 1: "DUUUUDE, the toilets in here are radical!"
CHAMPION 2: "Hey, dudes, you know what we should do after this?"
(Another champion sporting long hair and tye-dye everything raises his hand.)
CHAMPION 3: "Go and catch a few gnarly waves at the beach?"
CHAMPION 2: "Nah, we should all go to my place and listen to some Vanilla Ice!"
(The fourth champion, who had a big ponytail, a big hat, and a Choose Life T-shirt and patterned leggings raises her hand.)
CHAMPION 4: "Vanilla Ice is lame, how about Milli Vanilli?"
CHAMPION 1: "Milli Vanilli didn't even sing on their own recordings, Michelle. Some crusty old white man exploited two young men for their looks just to sell records."
(Michelle tears up.)
MICHELLE: "I STILL LOVE THEM, OKAY?!"
CHAMPION 5: "Girl, you should listen to New Kids on The Block! They're the hottest band out there! They're also really cute. I'll go see if "Step by Step" is on the jukebox."
MICHELLE: "We listened to New Kids on the way over here, Tiffany."
CHAMPION 1: "Yeah, if I hear "You Got the Right Stuff" one more time, I'm mashing my face in with Jamie's skateboard."
(The second champion shields his skateboard.)
JAMIE: "Like hell you will! I saved up all my allowance to get this thing. See if they got 2 Unlimited!"
(Tiffany, who was dressed in a New Kids on The Block shirt paired with a skirt and leggings, goes over to the jukebox, puts a quarter in, and uses the touchscreen to search for 2 Unlimited. Meanwhile, over at Kringle and the Mechanoids' table...)
"Why does everyone here look like-Oh, nevermind, it's not important."
(The waitress then sits down the group's orders.)
"Here you go! Two chili cheese fries with extra cheese, curry fries with extra salt and vinegar on the fries, two chocolate shakes with whipped cream, and a vanilla shake. Hope you enjoy!"
(The waitress leaves the group to eat their food.)
"Even she looks a lot like my old friend Fo-"
(Cue "Twilight Zone" in full blast. The champions then start dancing like they're in a rave around the jukebox. Chey and Ford come out.)
"What the hell? I deduct y'all are the champions?"
(The champions dance on.)
"HELLO?"

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jan 26th 2022 at 7:40:53 AM

"...why is my craving for fries dead at the moment."

"PFFFFFFFFFFFF-" The rave remix came in one of her little robot ears, and became the actual theme in the other. She begins laughing.

Bree tries to join the Wizard club.

Bree walks up to the two wizards, nevrous, she looks down. "Uh...Im also magic?"

Edited by Chibi-Robo on Jan 26th 2022 at 5:55:51 AM

The wizards look at Bree... and then go back to gesturing at each other while talking to Bree.

"Uh. I don't know all of the magic users, but there is not a lot of us. After is the only one I'm sure of."

"Hard to say if you are one... but I suppose we can check for any signs of you giving off magic."

"Is that 'Twilight Zone,' 1990s hip-hop remix of the theme from the mid-20th-century show 'The Twilight Zone?'"

"I've always found the existence of such a thing strange. It's kind of like if Eminem had done a song based on the original 'Star Trek' theme."

"Or if a 1970s rock-and-roll band covered a 1920s show number."

"Or if a Renaissance-classical composer did a remix of 'Sumer Is Icumen In.'"

"Point is, it's odd. Are those the champions?"