hey
"Cup of tea? More like cup of T!" I hold up a cup with the letter T in it. laughtrack
Vernon Q. Parsley
*Vague plotting intensifies*
"I am! If you're in the other car, you probably can't hear me, though. Taco, I'm hovering right next to you, so you can get in!"
edited 5th Jul '17 9:06:03 PM by ZeroL
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"Hold on, Zero, pull me up, my foot got stuck in a tight opening." Taco's foot was, indeed, stuck in a tight opening.
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
The cricket taps on their laptop from within the Tesla, and then speaks into the mic, which broadcasts to the apartment: Last call for a ride to the amusement park. Last one out gets to walk.
edited 5th Jul '17 9:08:02 PM by sarysa
see you, space cowboy.
"SHIT!" I quickly dart to the car. "I'M NOT STAYING BEHIND FOR THIS ADVENTURE!"
*Vague plotting intensifies*
I pull Taco up, but then I drop him!
...into the seat next to me. What? You think I would actually drop him to his death?
edited 5th Jul '17 9:10:53 PM by ZeroL
Vernon Q. Parsley
The guy with the Helicopter
I like pineapple on my pizza.
Zack dashes to the car. "Wait up I don't like walking"
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
The cricket grins, that's sure how to motivate people. They speak into their laptop: *chirp chirp*, take us to Disneyworldfill!
The Tesla flies off, Back to the Future II style, toward the park.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"I guess that in the end, we learned that we should always visit the more successful brand. Earl Gray, anyone?"
Episode Eight: The Royal Wedding Part 2
Taco, in a singed suit, with blonde hi-lights, and a tattoo on his eyelid stating "Sexy".
He sat down on the apartment's old lady. "Way to go, Yoshi!"
edited 5th Jul '17 9:23:45 PM by TacoBadger
*Vague plotting intensifies*
"Wait, if it's a new episode, what was the moral?"
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Toss it. I completely forgot! Sarysa gave the episode such a clear end.
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
Yeah, we didn't even have a climax...or a plot really.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Taco scoffed. "We never have a plot, and the climax is always hackneyed. We didn't even have a Part 1 to this episode!"
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Maybe the lesson is that you don't always need to learn something!
Vernon Q. Parsley
"Amen to that!"
The credits start rolling
"No, wait, stop!"
Episode 9: We're Sorry Episode 8 Was So Short
see you, space cowboy.
*Vague plotting intensifies*
"Either it's a blank slate, or we're going to be severely punished."
Buddy comes in, holding a sword.
"I've had it! You give me stupid personalities and I am done! This is it! Make me a likeable character, or I'll... I'll... Do something! Something bad!"
He waves the sword around with an arm that looks like it's made of duct tape.
edited 5th Jul '17 9:34:30 PM by ZeroL
see you, space cowboy.
"Oh my god, oh my god!" I begin panicking. "We can't go Too Many Cooks so soon! Do something!"
Vernon Q. Parsley
"We apologise to the good people in the audience. And read viewer mail!"
TropesForever goes over to a box full of letters, pulls one out, and start reading.
"'Dear Tropers: Thanks for teaching my son how to rob banks. Sincerely, Eric Whitmire.' Hmm."
Pulls out another letter
"'Dear Tropers: What the f*** is wrong with you!!?? Why would you think anyone would watch your f***ing stupid show?!?! Yours, Peter Rudman.'"
*Vague plotting intensifies*
I run into another room. Buddy chases me.
Buddy emerges without the sword, and I chase him around with a fire extinguisher and a radio playing an endless laugh track.
edited 5th Jul '17 9:38:37 PM by ZeroL
see you, space cowboy.
"Wh-Why are they so mean? I've only been here for half the show, what happened on the other half?" I begin ruffling through the mailbox frantically. "C'mon, there's gotta be one good one in here..."
Zack walks over to Bacon and gets a cup of tea.