Tropers: The Series

Zack walks over to Bacon and gets a cup of tea.

"Cup of tea? More like cup of T!" I hold up a cup with the letter T in it. laughtrack

"Wait, so are we at the amusement park yet?"

"I am! If you're in the other car, you probably can't hear me, though. Taco, I'm hovering right next to you, so you can get in!"

edited 5th Jul '17 9:06:03 PM by ZeroL

"Hold on, Zero, pull me up, my foot got stuck in a tight opening." Taco's foot was, indeed, stuck in a tight opening.

The cricket taps on their laptop from within the Tesla, and then speaks into the mic, which broadcasts to the apartment: Last call for a ride to the amusement park. Last one out gets to walk.

edited 5th Jul '17 9:08:02 PM by sarysa

"SHIT!" I quickly dart to the car. "I'M NOT STAYING BEHIND FOR THIS ADVENTURE!"

I pull Taco up, but then I drop him!

...into the seat next to me. What? You think I would actually drop him to his death?

edited 5th Jul '17 9:10:53 PM by ZeroL

"Hey, wait for me!" I yell as I jump in.

I jump in as well.

Zack dashes to the car. "Wait up I don't like walking"

The cricket grins, that's sure how to motivate people. They speak into their laptop: *chirp chirp*, take us to Disneyworldfill!

The Tesla flies off, Back to the Future II style, toward the park.

"I guess that in the end, we learned that we should always visit the more successful brand. Earl Gray, anyone?"

Episode Eight: The Royal Wedding Part 2

Taco, in a singed suit, with blonde hi-lights, and a tattoo on his eyelid stating "Sexy".

He sat down on the apartment's old lady. "Way to go, Yoshi!"

edited 5th Jul '17 9:23:45 PM by TacoBadger

"Wait, if it's a new episode, what was the moral?"

Toss it. I completely forgot! Sarysa gave the episode such a clear end.

Yeah, we didn't even have a climax...or a plot really.

Taco scoffed. "We never have a plot, and the climax is always hackneyed. We didn't even have a Part 1 to this episode!"

Maybe the lesson is that you don't always need to learn something!

"Amen to that!"

The credits start rolling

"No, wait, stop!"

Episode 9: We're Sorry Episode 8 Was So Short

"... What's the plot in this episode?"

"Either it's a blank slate, or we're going to be severely punished."

Buddy comes in, holding a sword.

"I've had it! You give me stupid personalities and I am done! This is it! Make me a likeable character, or I'll... I'll... Do something! Something bad!"

He waves the sword around with an arm that looks like it's made of duct tape.

edited 5th Jul '17 9:34:30 PM by ZeroL

"Oh my god, oh my god!" I begin panicking. "We can't go Too Many Cooks so soon! Do something!"

"We apologise to the good people in the audience. And read viewer mail!"

TropesForever goes over to a box full of letters, pulls one out, and start reading.

"'Dear Tropers: Thanks for teaching my son how to rob banks. Sincerely, Eric Whitmire.' Hmm."

Pulls out another letter

"'Dear Tropers: What the f*** is wrong with you!!?? Why would you think anyone would watch your f***ing stupid show?!?! Yours, Peter Rudman.'"

I run into another room. Buddy chases me.

Buddy emerges without the sword, and I chase him around with a fire extinguisher and a radio playing an endless laugh track.

edited 5th Jul '17 9:38:37 PM by ZeroL

"Wh-Why are they so mean? I've only been here for half the show, what happened on the other half?" I begin ruffling through the mailbox frantically. "C'mon, there's gotta be one good one in here..."