Tropers: The Series

"We can argue how many things that was later! Right now, we got a body to loot!"

William starts going through the blood covered pants, looking for any loose change, keys, and/or anything unusual.

Taco, meanwhile puts his organs in Ziploc bags, and prepares a Craigslist Organ Sale.

Penroses begins shaking the blood off the clothes so he can sell them.

"Let's discuss how the man Will just killed suddenly regenerated and is now looting his own remains."

"Okay," said Penroses, looking at Penroses who was shaking off Penroses' bloody clothes, "first off, how is that even possible?"

"Well that must be your wacky sitcom power;like how Zack is an otherwise normal person who essentially functions as a Watcher."

"Yeah, probably." says Penroses #3.

"Don't tell me...Zero had a hand in this?"

"Maybe you should collapsed into one person now this is making me about as uncomfortable as the time we for whatever reason didn't disappear from the timeline like we're supposed to."

"No. If we collapsed together, we would all die in a quantum supernova." says Penroses #4, wearing a labcoat and glasses while holding a clipboard.

"That's Penroses #4," says Penroses #3. "He's the stereotypical scientist Penroses. Penroses #2 is Kleptomaniac Penroses. Penroses #1, the dead one, is Screaming Penroses."

edited 15th Oct '17 2:09:48 PM by Penroses

"So a fellow Mad Scientist. Haven't had a colleague since Zero. What is the source of your power besides wackyland bullshit?"

"Okay, this has taken the show to new levels of weird."

"What do you mean power?"

"No it hasn't. Remember when flew into space on giant eagles and got in trouble with the law? Or when a giant cricket was a regular character? Or whatever was going on with the Status Quo? Or Days in the Future? Or the Landlord? or Movie's Inventions?"

"Nah we reached this level when we established the fact we can't cause paradoxes no matter what and that there's a second set of uses going on their own sitcom adventures parallel to our own."

Up to this point, William has been dutifully looting Penrose's corpse, until he looks up and sees Penrose alive and well. "Uuuuh, I swear it was an accident!"

"Dude no one will believe that."

At this, William pulls out a d20 and rolls it. "...19 to bluff?"

"We run on wackyland bullshit rules not tabletop rpg ones."

Suddenly, someone crashes into the scene.

"Did someone say tabletop RPG?" they say. "Hi, I'm Penroses #5. Dn D fanatic Penroses." Penroses #2 picks up the 20 sided die and puts it in their pocket. Penroses #4 rolls their eyes.

Vampireandthen has returned. "One, that script sucked balls, two, I need to remember this thread, and three, see this gun? It is armed and loaded with explosive bullets, because it is also a hand cannon. And right now, I have to kill someone.....someone who may or may be with us right now."

......

"They aren't here. Dammit! Has anyone seen a necrophilic necromancer anywhere? Have to blow his brains out."

"You're gonna want to see Penroses #9. He's great at that kind of stuff." says Penroses #3.

"Isn't it weird how my only claim to fame in this show is that I pilot a giant robot?"

Penroses #4 pivoted their head towards G2.

"Giant robot?!?"

"Oh, crud."

(G2 says while facepalming)