The Hope, The Hero
"Taco was a mouse, then. And besides, I'm way more cautious now."
(He's found a radio, and switches it to his Brotherhood channel)
"Spartan, this is Lightning 6, come in please."
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"G2, how are you expecting to get a radio signal in a jungle that has no bars?"
Huzzah
The Hope, The Hero
(G2 ignores Taco)
"Spartan, this is Lightning 6, do you read me—?"
"Where the hell are you, man? We've been trying to get a hold of you. Cap'n's not pleased, so hurry up and explain, will ya?!"
"Long story. We need a lift out. Can you sort me out?"
"...Just keep your radio on, and we'll get a trace on your position, OK?!"
"Will do."
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"How does that even work?"
Huzzah
The Hope, The Hero
"Two words: Military technology."
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
"We're saved! Should we even bother with a moral? We seem to be getting dumber with each episode."
Not Sherlock Holmes
Guys, I learned that our show is declining!
Episode Doesn't-Matter: Quest For Ratings
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
"Let's fill the show with gratuitous sex and violence! That'll help us!"
Jester of the Birbal Court
"Or we could plan an actual plot."
The Prodigal Son returns.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"Movie, you're no fun."
Taco proceeds to sex and violence amok.
Huzzah
"Attaboy! Let's make references to current cultural fads as well! #donaldtrump #theemojimovie"
edited 25th Sep '17 5:51:23 PM by TropesForever
Not Sherlock Holmes
(Offs a terrorist with a sword from nowhere)
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Pulls out death flamethrower to scorch the terrorist's remains
"Perfect! All ready for a date with my bikini model girlfriend."
A bikini model enters
"Fucking shit damn, it's not working! Quick, let's kill someone off!"
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Taco shoots Movie.
Huzzah
Not Sherlock Holmes
Guys........ QUIT IT! You Neanderthals don't know anything about ratings!
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
"What should we do, then? Blackmail?"
The Hope, The Hero
"Well, I could put together a story about a conspiracy going on within the Moore Brotherhood that threatens all of Troper-kind.... But that would be too much work."
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
"Guys. Guys. Relax." Beverly pulls out her trademark pistol. "I have a plan."
She shoots herself and disintegrates.
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Taco looks at the ash of Bev and the corpse of Movie.
"Well, fuck. Now what do we do?"
Huzzah
The Hope, The Hero
"...I don't have a clue. Tropes, do you have any idea on what to do?"
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
my current job
"I have an idea."
(Cue dramatic wind and door opening, as William steps into frame)
"You introduce a new character, and spice the dynamic up a little."
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The Hope, The Hero
"....Huh. Well, I guess that works."
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Taco's eyes open wide. "Hello there."
Huzzah
"Nor do I remember you properly handling and utilizing a spaceship on par with a gundam."
The Prodigal Son returns.