Not Sherlock Holmes
"We still have 2 hours before you're on. Your I Phone will beep when it's your turn."
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Jester of the Birbal Court
"Well then let's heckle the guy on now."
The Prodigal Son returns.
"Oh, good. Fine. I'm good for now."
"Anyway, who's on now?"
I glance down to see Jerry Seinfeld making a guest appearance.
edited 3rd Sep '17 6:01:28 PM by TropesForever
Not Sherlock Holmes
(Is too busy streaming Star Vs. The Forces Of Evil from S1 E6 to listen.)
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Jester of the Birbal Court
I start singing the Seinfeld theme.
Loudly.
edited 3rd Sep '17 6:06:06 PM by MovieReference
The Prodigal Son returns.
Not Sherlock Holmes
(Eats some nachos from the dispenser)
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"Movie, shut up, you're gonna get a kicked out."
Huzzah
Jester of the Birbal Court
"I'm doing this for fun and not out of malice okay Jerry!"
The Prodigal Son returns.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"I don't care about your motivation, Rick Sanchez Expy, you're still being too loud. Hecklers get kicked out."
Huzzah
Jester of the Birbal Court
"Wooow I get to be Rick Sanchez again, how original."
The Prodigal Son returns.
Not Sherlock Holmes
"Guys, I like this Star Vs The Forces Of Evil episode called "Mewberty", where (spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler), then (spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler), and finally (spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler.)"
It's a great joke, but I didn't want to ruin the episode for those that haven't seen it.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Jester of the Birbal Court
"This is kinda boring."
The Prodigal Son returns.
Not Sherlock Holmes
"Then go play some X Box Minecraft with the controllers or something."
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
"Or watch me! I'm on now!"
Jester of the Birbal Court
"Finally. Good luck."
The Prodigal Son returns.
The Hope, The Hero
(G2 runs in, practically exhausted.)
"Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. I forgot to get up after I had this... weird dream..."
"...Is that an Xbox?"
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
Not Sherlock Holmes
"Yes. Welcome to the first class section of the Comedy Tonight bar! Where we have Xbox controllers, nacho dispensers, and cartoon streaming devices!
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! You know, a funny thing happened on the way here. I went to the planet Xathos, and got in trouble with the law, but then we erased it from history!"
see you, space cowboy.
"Good thing. Crazy guy trying to claim he made me... what episode is this?"
Long live the New Bev.
I drop out of my stupor.
"Hey, ever notice how sometimes you tend to zone out for no reason? Almost like you were away from reality for a while? What's the deal with that?"
Dead silence from the audience
see you, space cowboy.
"Probably our writers losing interest. Don't worry about that."
Long live the New Bev.
Jester of the Birbal Court
"Maybe that happens because we need a more engaging plot."
The Prodigal Son returns.
"Hey, what do you call a...a...oh come on, I just had it! Something, something..."
The audience start booing
On the real, yo
-smashes wall with log- HEY HEY, OBLIGATORY NEW CHARACTER INTRODUCED SOLELY TO INCREASE RATINGS AND APPEAL TO KIDS!! TOTALLY RADICAL DUDE!!
edited 4th Sep '17 5:13:38 PM by fergzilla
"AH! AM I ON NOW?"