Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
A helpful citizen would point out a storefront, what seems to be an old gas station/7-11, rebranded as a “Stat & Al’s Concenience Shop”
Huzzah
Most Anonymous Anon
Elena smiles “Wanna buy some toast? Just for a dollar!”
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
Not Sherlock Holmes
”Oh yeah! I love cinnamon toast!”
(“Boris” enters the convenience store, but not before buying some toast.)
Edited by TalesofUnder on Mar 2nd 2020 at 3:44:31 AM
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Elena sighs “Business is bad today...”
She brightens up when ‘Boris’ buys some toast “I take back what I said!”
Edited by ElenaOkami on Mar 1st 2020 at 7:47:03 PM
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
In the convenience store, the Status Quo sits at the cash register, perusing a magazine.
Huzzah
Not Sherlock Holmes
”Excuse me, do you have any vodka?”
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Web Spidus
Junon's trying to buy some Ethers at the convenience store.
"How much for these?"
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Check the cooler.
The coolers in the back do indeed seek vodka.
Huzzah
Not Sherlock Holmes
”Ah! So you are a consumer of the high-quality goods! Need any help with smuggling that through Bolivia?”
”Thank you, Mister..... uh?”
Edited by TalesofUnder on Mar 2nd 2020 at 3:58:30 AM
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Most Anonymous Anon
Elena rides her lawnmower, with some J Kpop blasting at the radio it somehow has
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
Web Spidus
Junon raids the cooler and pays for the vodka. Sweet, these will restore magic quite well!
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Status Quo. What’s this about Bolivia?
Huzzah
Not Sherlock Holmes
”I wanna travel there. What’s the best way to?”
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
...why are you asking me?
Huzzah
Not Sherlock Holmes
”Your kindly face.”
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
He snickers. Yeah sure. I can help you out. Come with me.
The Status Quo opens a back door and gestures Boris to go outside.
Huzzah
Not Sherlock Holmes
(Boris goes outside, but not before grabbing some vodka.)
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
The Status Quo leads Boris to a truck, and opens the back door of it. If you step in here, I’ll smuggle you to Bolivia.
Huzzah
Not Sherlock Holmes
”I’ll have to consider this. Thanks.”
(Boris runs out of the hearing range of the Status Quo, then yells to the anglerfish.)
”HEY! There’s a shifty looking dude over there trying to smuggle me to Bolivia!”
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
The Angler Fish looks over and shrugs. “If you need to get to a land of better opportunity, ‘snot my place to interfere... hey, aren’t you that pedophile?”
The Status Quo looks at him. Ew! You pervert!
Huzzah
Not Sherlock Holmes
”What are you blabbering about? I am going to leave a very bad review on this town. One star! One star!”
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
A small mob of adults arrives behind the Angler Fish.
“Here’s that guy!”
Huzzah
Most Anonymous Anon
“No one’s gonna read it anyway! They watch our show and know it’s 5 stars!”
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
Not Sherlock Holmes
”ABORT! ABORT!”
(Steve sheds the Boris guise and runs out of there.)
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
"You ain't foolin' us, you David Attenborough-wannabe motherfucker!" Custard shouts from the distance.
She still wasn't able to buy Crysis.
Edited by CustardAndPie on Mar 1st 2020 at 2:48:31 PM
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