"Yeah, Douglas Adams is the greatest human being in the history of anything—remember he's writing these lines."
"Hold up,we have writers?"
The Prodigal Son returns."Obviously. Every show has writers."
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else..."DAMMIT NO I MEAN US THE PEOPLE DOING THIS!"I say going into a cycle of breaking down and then not breaking down trying to regain my free will.Then realizing I can't because this was all written in the script I just stop.
The Prodigal Son returns."Hey, maybe we can try and find the planet Xathos! Or maybe that's a terrible idea."
"It totally is not a bad idea! Let's do it!"
The Prodigal Son returns."Where is Bev, anyway?"
"But if we visit it, we'll finally be able to pin down exactly what her abilities are, and then we can have a Death Battle of Bev vs. the Status Quo!
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!"Hey, I read up on the show's history, so I can calmly tell you....
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else..."Nope we're going to do it. Why? Because I'm curious(and because Status Quo owes me a raygun)."
The Prodigal Son returns."But we can't go poking around Xathian society without the person in charge of writing that stuff!"
"Then let's get Bev(hopefully)."
The Prodigal Son returns."You can't just get people. They have holidays and unions and stuff."
"1.)Too late I've already tried and 2.) we aren't forcing her to."
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The Prodigal Son returns."AHH! Bev, my best buddy, when did you get here? How much did you hear?"
"JESUS I'VE TOUCHED NOTHING!" I say while picking up my hands.
The Prodigal Son returns."All of it, Xathian hearing device." She eyes the two suspiciously.
"Which you can also not touch."
Long live the New Bev."Please if I wanted an eavesdropping device I'd go home and get mine."
The Prodigal Son returns."So can we go to your planet and find out what you're capable of so you can be in a Death Battle?"
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!"That sounds like a next episode."
Huzzah"Can we crash into the planet and then go to part 2?"
"We should get Bev's permission first. It's rude to crash into a planet that you haven't been invited to."
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
"Honestly, that's pretty awesome."
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...