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Team42Larson We dare you to say his name from Cabrini-Green Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
We dare you to say his name
#4826: Jul 8th 2017 at 10:46:29 AM

I turn to a nearby window. I motion the others in the hall to my position.

"Soemthing appears to be heading towards Fin and Nyquil."

Tell....everyone....
shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#4827: Jul 8th 2017 at 10:46:38 AM

"The hell does 'everything's gonna be cheddar' supposed to mean?"

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#4828: Jul 8th 2017 at 10:47:30 AM

"... Girlfriend? Well, anyway. Of course things are gonna be fine! Why wouldn't it be?"

Long live the New Bev.
kablammin45 From thief to hero from New Pines (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
From thief to hero
#4829: Jul 8th 2017 at 10:47:43 AM

(I simply sit quietly finishing my slushie and looking around the immediate vicinity as I wait for our next action. It really is a nice place.)

"Don't worry, Lucian, we'll make it through this."
Blackie My son is a dumbass Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Abstaining
My son is a dumbass
#4830: Jul 8th 2017 at 10:47:44 AM

A Clawitzer crawls out of the sea. It seems to be a bit confused.

TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#4831: Jul 8th 2017 at 10:47:52 AM

"All is well, my medicinally labeled friend."

Huzzah
shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#4832: Jul 8th 2017 at 10:48:13 AM

(Yeah, I'm gonna pretend he didn't say that whole "Girlfriend" thing…)

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
Blackie My son is a dumbass Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Abstaining
My son is a dumbass
#4833: Jul 8th 2017 at 10:55:26 AM

"...where the fuck am I?"

BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#4834: Jul 8th 2017 at 10:56:05 AM

Finley looks over to the beach to see what looks like... a very upset crab.

"Hey, should we do something about that?"

Long live the New Bev.
Team42Larson We dare you to say his name from Cabrini-Green Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
We dare you to say his name
#4835: Jul 8th 2017 at 10:56:23 AM

inner thoughts. I turn away from the window to look about the place again. It truly is nice.

Tell....everyone....
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#4836: Jul 8th 2017 at 10:57:03 AM

Andy shouted at the lobster. "Hey, Larry, enjoying your day at the beach?"

Huzzah
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#4837: Jul 8th 2017 at 10:57:46 AM

"... Other than be a jackass."

She carefully approaches the Pokemon, careful not to upset them.

"Hey, are you alright?"

Long live the New Bev.
Blackie My son is a dumbass Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Abstaining
My son is a dumbass
#4838: Jul 8th 2017 at 10:58:03 AM

The answer to that sentence is a grin... and a rather loud bang as the Claunchers big claw closes.

"Okay, who shot that gun?"

edited 8th Jul '17 10:58:30 AM by Blackie

sarysa Purrloin Jani by shrubBird from a time vortex Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Mu
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
#4839: Jul 8th 2017 at 10:58:17 AM

*Jani wanders to the edge of the boardwalk, still fairly well populated, trying to concentrate on ways to mess with psychics* (My Diglett parents were pretty nice, but dad died in a cave-in when I was 6...wait, would I be a child at 6? And would a cave-in kill a Diglett? Ooh, a band's playing.)

edited 8th Jul '17 10:59:38 AM by sarysa

Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#4840: Jul 8th 2017 at 11:00:22 AM

Andy dryly pointed out, "Oh, look, another human."

Huzzah
kablammin45 From thief to hero from New Pines (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
From thief to hero
#4841: Jul 8th 2017 at 11:00:35 AM

(I spring up at the sudden loud noise and look around, eventually seeing the Clauncher. I'm relieved.)

Wow, you scared the daylights out if me! (I say with a chuckle.)

edited 8th Jul '17 11:07:36 AM by kablammin45

"Don't worry, Lucian, we'll make it through this."
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#4842: Jul 8th 2017 at 11:01:16 AM

Finley jumps away with a scared squeal, as she turns to Andy.

Could it be?

"Hey. Hey, are you okay?"


The figure, too, stops. Waiting for the Diglett to continue.

edited 8th Jul '17 11:02:40 AM by BaconZorp

Long live the New Bev.
Blackie My son is a dumbass Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Abstaining
My son is a dumbass
#4843: Jul 8th 2017 at 11:02:50 AM

The Cluncher raises the smaller claw

"Mostly. I am just confused and angry for being small."

whoops, not there yet...

edited 8th Jul '17 11:05:09 AM by Blackie

TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#4844: Jul 8th 2017 at 11:04:55 AM

Andy, the Joltik, cynically responded. "Wow, what a hardship..."

Seeing Bev wonder whether or not the lobster was a human, Andy pointed out, "Pokémon don't use guns."

Huzzah
Blackie My son is a dumbass Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Abstaining
My son is a dumbass
#4845: Jul 8th 2017 at 11:09:14 AM

"I do hope I am allowed to evolve then... do not want to be forbidden from the awesome stuff.", the Clauncher says somewhat quiet.

BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#4846: Jul 8th 2017 at 11:10:50 AM

Can't be a human, they seem so neutral.

"So, can I ask what the matter is?"

Long live the New Bev.
shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#4847: Jul 8th 2017 at 11:15:42 AM

"Wait, another person? Jeez, so many new people, so little time…" I sigh before finishing my sentence. "… To properly adjust."

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
kablammin45 From thief to hero from New Pines (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
From thief to hero
#4848: Jul 8th 2017 at 11:17:10 AM

I don't see why you wouldn't be able to. (I comment to the Clauncher.) Finley here did.

[down][down] I was actually talking to the Clauncher, sorry.

edited 8th Jul '17 11:27:31 AM by kablammin45

"Don't worry, Lucian, we'll make it through this."
Blackie My son is a dumbass Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Abstaining
My son is a dumbass
#4849: Jul 8th 2017 at 11:23:34 AM

"Good, so apparently I am not in a Mystery Dungeon adventure, at least not as the protagonist. And I am a Scampisto... and I woke up in the ocean, and there are building, even a town, and there are other pokemon like me, and I can make loud noises andIcanevolve,andI..."

The Clauncher shakes its head, apparently a bit shocked. it is slowly calming down - and begins to panic. Slowly, but deliberately

edited 8th Jul '17 11:30:52 AM by Blackie

shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#4850: Jul 8th 2017 at 11:25:32 AM

"Not a people person." I tell Goobert. "Takes a bit for me to get used to others."

[up][up] Oops.

edited 8th Jul '17 11:36:00 AM by shrubBird

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.

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