Fire Emblem Heroes

They're just jealous they can't pull it off as well

Also Roy you already have one, so shut up.

That's how I played it.

Besides, Reddit seems to be happy about it. Go figure.

My monocle pops at your insinuations. Surely every western Genealogy fan simply learned Japanese so they could understand their legally imported copy.

Do you mean to tell me you get a monocle for playing Genealogy?

That's what I get for pirating.

Legit resplendent GHB would break me and make me buy the pass.

I especially want a Embla Gharnef and Muspell Ashnard.

So 100 orbs logged into the legendary banner and the only 5* the game generously bestowed upon me was another L!Lyn. Cool. Thanks, game. It was also nice enough to give me 4(!) regular 4* Seliphs and one 3* Seliph during my red sniping.

Then I pulled again with the 20 orbs I got from the login bonuses, VG and other quests because my pity rate was 9.50%, and my first pull was Mirabilis +HP/-Spd. 14 speed at level 40, let’s go. My +Atk/-Spd Hrid’s still got her beat with 13 speed though.

Not the red I wanted, but hey, I’ll take it. I’m finding that the legendary Jugdral boys just don’t want to come home, I’ve tried on multiple banners for L!Leif too and he refuses to appear too. Dammit, I like Jugdral and Seliph.

Never played Genealogy, actually. I just make sure to carry a fresh monocle at all times in case I need to be particularly aghast.

This only suggests that IS should provide free monocles when they inevitably remake Genealogy

Finally done with the Hall of Forms. Jesus! Do you know how many flying Hinokas I had to face? I even tried to avoid bows, only for Micaiah and Merric to appear in the same map twice, because I'm dumb and often forget to check on the enemy units before starting the map.

Anyways, MVP was shared between Brazen Atk/Spd 4 Innes and Bonfire Special Spiral Ephraim. Tana was the ferry thanks to her prf tome, and Eirika was support with her dazzling Pain+ and Restore.

I just ran a blade build with Tana (as per usual with Halls) with Innes and Ephraim playing buff bots. Was kind of hoping for Guidance of some sort (either C or Seal) without needing to resort to Tana's prf, since it would have hosed her damage, but that didn't happen. A shame, since Ephraim's build started to get reasonably tanky. I guess alternatively, Armor March for Ephraim or Eirika, but that also didn't happen.

Ephraim with his prf, Glimmer, Distant Foil, Special Fighter, and Armored Stride was a beast that carried me. Having a delete button for archers and daggers was simply invaluable. Innes getting Hone Fliers to boost Tana also helped a lot.

Edited by Sterok on Jul 3rd 2020 at 10:02:01 AM

Well I got Eleonora which means I'm 4/5 of the Tokyo Mirage Crew

Sylvain, at least try and behave while on vaca-no no I wanted to save orbs.

-shakes head- Dorothea, you are keeping bad company here.

So, Rhea makes her entrance ehh?

Still better than a healer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13sCF0z71Ko&feature=youtu.be&t=56

Welp, a bunch of people just joined the seasonals only club.

No one I care about at least.

And of course probably my least favorite TH character is the freebie.

Is it Dedue on a Canoe?

F in the chat for Edelgard, seeing Rhea added as a swimsuit duo with Byleth. The only worse salt for the wounds would be brides...

Must you mention Edelgard in every thing?

And here i thought i was the Edelstan. Or are you salty it's not an Edelgard X Rhea duo?

Personally, i'm happy Rhea is in at all. Took them long enough.

EDIT: FUCK! THIS MEANS THAT PLAYERS CAN SHIP EDELGARD WITH THIS DUO. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Edited by RedHunter543 on Jul 5th 2020 at 8:36:27 AM

So the banner units are cool. What's cooler... speedo unit. And he's going to be a freebie. They did it, those madlads!

I saw some funny memes on Reddit, sue me. I thought you didn't even like yuri Edeleth...

That's why i'm disgusted people are going to post yuri of Edelgard, Byleth and Rhea because of this. To lust for yuri is for lesser fans, the real attraction is the fighting. And Rhea does have such magnificent hatred for Byleth in CF.

But again, happy that Rhea is finally in. Now i just want the Seiros alt. Or an actual Rhea unit.

Edited by RedHunter543 on Jul 5th 2020 at 8:45:03 AM

The unfortunate flipside. Now four of the most prime picks for 3H characters (and also Lorenz) are in Charlotte's patented alt hell...

Edited by IniuriaTalis on Jul 5th 2020 at 11:46:32 AM

Like Ingrid and Dorothea are seasonal. Jeez.

I just know IS is aware that August is upon us and are getting ready to milk Three Houses.

Don't be surprised to see Seteth and Flayn for the story banner.

I can already see the anger and rage if theres a M!Byleth + Edelgard duo.

It will be both shameful(for those people) and amusing to watch their rage.

I wonder if they're going to say f canon, and also spoilers and have those two as manaketes or not.

Incidentally, according to CYL this means that only the remaining #LIONBOYZ and Marianne stand out as popular 3H exclusions.

Edited by IniuriaTalis on Jul 5th 2020 at 11:52:13 AM

I mean I'm angry at just you mentioning it.

The proportion to F!Byleth x Edelgard fanart to M!Byleth x Edelgard fanart I've seen is about 200 to 1. That's not actually me exaggerating either.

Hell, it's easy to forget Rhea is a Gay Option too.

Yeah, Rhea isn't moe and submissive enough for yuri fans. :/