see you, space cowboy.
>Ask why the princesses were kidnapped. Is it simple ransom, or is something else going on?
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Red Like Santa
>Buy 2 healing potions,.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Don't step on the flowers.
>Have any idea where the princesses are kept?
>Just in case of emergency, let's by two or three healing potions.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
The Tranquil Knight
>Buy 2 healing potions,.
You purchase 2 healing potions for 40 gold, leaving you with 60 left.
>Ask why the princesses were kidnapped. Is it simple ransom, or is something else going on?
The barkeep shrugs. "Not a clue laddy, the Dragon Princesses just swooped from castle to castle, plucking up maidens. If ye want answers, you'd probably have to ask the scaly demons the'selves.
>Have any idea where the princesses are kept?
"Big stonkin' towers all over the country, literally can't miss'em."
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
Don't step on the flowers.
> Where's the nearest tower, and what princess is kept in there?
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
see you, space cowboy.
>May as well buy a sleeping roll too.
Long live the New Bev.
The Tranquil Knight
> Where's the nearest tower, and what princess is kept in there?
"There are four fairly close to the village, and based on previous context clues they have the Human, Succubus, Boy, and Orc princesses in them. The generals of their armies were scrambling through town just a few hours ago."
>May as well buy a sleeping roll too.
That sleeping roll is bought as hell and has been stored in your caravan. Ya got 50G left my dudes.
edited 6th Nov '16 9:17:42 AM by Tranquilis
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
see you, space cowboy.
>Let's take a vote here, folks. Who do we go for?
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The Tranquil Knight
As a small note to influence your decision, you will meet the general that corresponds to the princess you choose.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
Don't step on the flowers.
> Hm... Well, I'll go for the Succubus.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
The Tranquil Knight
> Hm... Well, I'll go for the Succubus.
Ah yes, the Suckabus!
Since there appears to be no objections, you inquire about the direction the Succubus' general went, and then begin heading towards her tower. Any last second things you want to do in town?
see you, space cowboy.
>I suppose I'll vote Succubus Princess as well. What do we already know about her?
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The Tranquil Knight
>I suppose I'll vote Succubus Princess as well. What do we already know about her?
You have no previous knowledge of the Succubus Princess other than *Exists*, so you'll have to draw on whatever you happen to know about Succubus' in general.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
see you, space cowboy.
>Well we know not to drink their milk, but that's about it. Let's talk to that good ol' general and see if they can fill us in.
Long live the New Bev.
The Tranquil Knight
>Well we know not to drink their milk, but that's about it. Let's talk to that good ol' general and see if they can fill us in.
You begin your ride to the Succubus Princess' tower! After another two or so hours, you finally reach it. It's a tall, wide, brown tower quite clearly fashioned out of old brown stone, with a large door built into the front. You reach the door, and faintly hear some voices from the other side. What do you do?
edited 6th Nov '16 9:43:28 AM by Tranquilis
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see you, space cowboy.
>Knock politely.
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The Tranquil Knight
>Knock politely.
You knock politely at the door. Once you do, you hear a muffled voice.
"What the hell is tha-"
The voice is suddenly cut off by a loud cracking noise.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
see you, space cowboy.
Fuck it, I was gonna make this joke eventually anyway.
>Scream complete bullshit and dropkick the door down.
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The Tranquil Knight
>Scream complete bullshit and dropkick the door down.
"1ライナーを蹴る前尻!"
Mustering all of your strength you dropkick the door down. (sadly not off it's hinges, you ain't swole enough to do that.) Pulling yourself to your feet you see two Dark Elves clad in leather armor wielding daggers, they appear to be standing over a lithe, tan man with fiery red hair.
They've looked away from the prone man and are now staring daggers at you.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
see you, space cowboy.
The Tranquil Knight
I punched Pre-Asskicking One-Liner into google translate don't blame me for what it spat out.
>Kunai the shit out of the elves.
You reach into your pockets and whip out two kunai, tossing them at the elves. You successfully stick one in the chest and she falls to her knees, while the other one charges at you.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
see you, space cowboy.
Oh, Google Translate. Never change.
>Use your MANLY PHYSIQUE to tackle the charging elf to the ground.
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The Tranquil Knight
>Use your MANLY PHYSIQUE to tackle the charging elf to the ground.
You tackle the elf and drive her into the ground. With her scrawny figure she didn't stand a chance against your MANLY PHYSIQUE. Other elf and Tan Man are still on the ground in their respective corners, and you're pinning a dark elf who wants your throat to the ground, what now?
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
see you, space cowboy.
Also, as a note. It's probably best to wait for at least 2 responses before continuing. Otherwise it seems too... One-player-y.
>Knock Tackled Elf the fuck out!
Long live the New Bev.
>Ask around about the princesses in question.
You search around the village for anyone who has any information, eventually finding yourself in The Green Gable Inn, sitting across the bar from the barkeep, the only person who so far appears to have any real knowledge of anything that's going on right now. He politely asks you what you would like to know.
> Let's also browse some of the possible items we could take along for the journey.
There is a general store in town where you can buy healing potions for 20 gold, throwing knives for 5 a piece, and sleeping rolls for 10. There is a shield smith in town, but you cannot use shields as a cat knight, so browse his wares at your own discretion.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.