Across Universes

Ges: "Oh, my friends and I had to rescue a princess from some evil doers. She had been kidnapped apparently."

Big Guy: Huh. We were hired to capture some kinda goblin princess. Weird coincidence.

Course, I don't know how you can call an ugly monster like this a princess. But the party leader swears it's what we came to do, so I'm not questioning it.

There might be another one in the near kingdom, though. I could tell you a shortcut there for a gold coin or two.

-Ges looks back at the others and waves at them to come over, since at this point they've found the target-

Ges: ah cool, just give my friends a moment to get over here.

Big Guy: Sure sure, take your time!

-While the Big Guy seems content to let you do what you wish, his traveling companions are eyeing you incredibly suspiciously-

-Oliver approaches as calmly as he now usually does-

-Mindy joins Oliver and Ges, looking ready to wrassle if something goes wrong-

Ges: alrighty, I think we're set. You guys got any gold we can use to pay the man?

-there is a sound that seems to be coming from ges now, though it is quieter than the one in the video, though he acts like he can't even hear it-

Roy: *Comes in, looking like a friendly glowy cowboy.*

"Got what you need, my man." *Toss up a pair of gold coins and catching them*

Edited by MrKirb on Jul 14th 2018 at 6:38:00 AM

Big Guy: Alright, toss 'em here.

-Holds out his hand-

Roy: *With a silent nod, he tosses them over.*

-the humming stops-

Ges: oh, man I forgot to mention something else.

-The Big Guy catches them-

Big Guy: What's that?

-Ges stared at the group of adventurers, channeling the spirit of a 40k dreadnought as he spoke-

Ges: "I have come to destroy you."

-He unleashed a blast of energy from his beam cannon, aimed directly at the man in gaudy clothing-

-The moment that Ges brought out his cannon, every single one of them scatters and high-tails it out of there-

-...Leaving the man in the gaudy clothes in the dust, who can only let out a very single "Oh bugger m-" before he gets a full blast in the face and keels over, his face now resembling overcooked sausage more than a human face-

-Oliver quickdraws his Wingman and attempt to shoot one of the running individuals in the back-

Roy: *Runs after the armored man. His left palm glows before casting a lasso beam at the man's leg.*

-One of the fleeing individuals, a woman in a very flashy set of robes is hit in the back and falls, although it doesn't look like a fatal shot, since the projectile somehow got deflected-

-The armored man's leg is caught and he trips...which leads to him accidentally hurling the moving sack forward due to his momentum-

-ges walks over to the sack, ignoring the injured members of this adventuring trio, and opens it-

-Oliver advances on the woman, keeping his weapon trained. He knows she's not dead or incapacitated, so he's not going to take chances-

-The sack is opened up. Ges sees a...well, he sees a tied up and gagged goblin. Albeit one that looks a bit more cute than the rest, possibly because of the miniature crown on its head and the fact it's not dressed in rags but actually nice clothing-

-By this point, beyond the three adventurers who are incapacitated, most of them have run off. The clownish looking man is still on the ground, the armored guy is trying to pull off the lasso, and the extravagant robed lady is still on the ground-

-...Although Ges can hear a strange chanting going on in the distance-

Oliver: Stay on the ground. Hands behind your head. No funny moves and I won't kill you.

[What'd you find, Ges?]

Roy: *Points his shotgun (with his right hand) at the armored guy's head while having the lasso firm and tight (on his left hand)*

"Ah ah ah. Unless you want an express ticket to hell, I'd listen to the metal man here."

Edited by MrKirb on Jul 14th 2018 at 7:53:42 AM

-The woman complies, placing her hands behind her head, briefly brushing up her hair letting you see her pointed ears-

-The armored guy glares at Roy and his shotgun, but stops moving-

Ges: [It's the princess.]

-he looks at the goblin princess briefly before looking around the area to see if he can spot the chanting-

[they're conducting some kind of ritual, I suppose it is time we retreat.]

-he picks up the princess and starts falling back towards Oliver and Roy-

-Oliver notes down the fact that she is an elf, and that this makes things much more complicated-

-Nevertheless, he backs away from the woman slowly, keeping his weapon trained all the while, until he reaches a safe enough distance to disengage-