Enter The Arena As Your Avatar -- The Spinoff!

"WHAT DRAW YOU HERE, GOD OF THUNDER ?" he says. "IS YOUR FATHER LOOKING TO CANCEL YOU THAT APOCALYPSE ?"

After a moment, Thor clears his throat before turning his attention back to Zeus.

"At first, I had simply found myself in this realm by sheer coincidence. Then, over time, I came to befriend quite a few of the other beings that frequented this realm while battling those who would threaten it. I even managed to reconcile with my brother, Loki, though his love for mischief remains as strong as ever."

He tosses Mjolnir into the air, then catches it.

"As for my father, I believe he actually dealt with the Ragnarok issue more than... half a million years ago by destroying Surtur."

He listen !

"Indeed, this place has a talent for drawing us gods here ! How odd for Loki to be your brother, you're definitely not like MY Thor. He hates his Loki and with great reasons." snorts Odin. "He's a troublemaker, a veritable gathering of sins in the shape of a person, even !"

"Ragnarok will happen when the World Serpent and the Wolf rise but... your mythology is so BIZARRE that I believe that you can AVOID IT. My ODIN would be jealous."

"I suppose that might explain why the other Thor never spoke of his Loki, if he's as monstrous as you say," Thor replies. "Should ever make the mistake of setting foot here, my Loki and I will ensure that he's sent to Hel."

He then gives a light chuckle.

"You wouldn't be the first to consider my realm of Asgard bizarre, my friend."

"Ha, Hel ! Your afterlife works in strange ways, we are content with Hades but you send souls to plenty of names ! Odin run his dear Asgard oddly in all realities, I see !" he laughs, shaking the ground around them as he fold his arms.

"Am I only the second behind the other Thor ?"

Thor begins counting off on his fingers.

"There's myself, my Loki, at least a few different gods from various other realms... you and the other Thor would probably have to be among the most recent."

"Ha ! Well, I'd advise being careful about meeting Odin. He's well-meaning but paranoid to a fault."

He heartily claps Thor on the shoulder.

"I've always liked the norse gods. Ra is always a pain to interact with. Odin is a little too hung up on Ragnarok but he's a good drinking buddy and I love making bets with him ! He promised me to give me Gungnir if he were to die, and since I'll outlive him anyway... bah !"

"Heh, my Odin is actually quite cautious himself and while he's not without his flaws, only a fool would deny that Asgard has done well under his rule. Had it not been for my father's teachings, I likely would've remained a hot-headed fool."

"But you command a bunch of hot-headed fools ! The people of Norway are cruel and brutal, unlike my illuminated people of Greece ! EXCEPT SPARTA !"

"I can salute being a wisened god however ! It worked for me !"

Thor raises an eyebrow at Zeus.

"That... does not sound like an apt description of Asgardians. This is like when Loki met with that ice girl who initially believed that our people were naught but bloodthirsty barbarians..."

BRB, dinner.

"NOT THE ASGARDIANS, the vikings ! That batch of worshippers you found yourselves !"

"Oh, right! Well, truth be told, I myself don't recall ever founding these Vikings you speak of before."

"You're a really odd one." he says. "In fact, you'd baffle even Athena !"

Thor merely shrugs in response.

"As I've said, events often play out somewhat differently in alternate realities. And the Thor you're familiar with seems just as odd, if not moreso."

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"He's not odd by a God's standard. Just a bit... loud even for us !" he says, shaking the sky with his voice

"I suppose all gods from your world must be quite loud," Thor replies. "Regardless of which realm they originate from."

"This is the base virtue of being a god. Speaking louder than anything nearby, including all manner of events, cosmic... OR NOT !"

"And they say we Asgardians have a penchant for the dramatic..."

"Hmm... for what it's worth, the gods of your world certainly do a fine job of being loud."

"WE TAUGHT THEM THAT, EASY FOR THE GODS OF CULTURE LIKE US." he says, posturing.

"Indeed, that's... quite obvious," Thor replies.

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"What do we have here? A beast? And what brings you here?"

Christopher said this in a cocksure manner, while also being genuinely inquisitive.

"YOU'RE MUCH WITTER THAN THE OTHER THOR."

Thor gives a light chuckle.

"I actually know quite a few witty people myself, Loki being among them, so... I suppose their penchant for wit must have rubbed off on me."

"TRUE. THAT MIGHT CONFUSE THE OTHER THOR."

"ANYWAY ! I HAVE GODLY MATTERS TO ATTEND TO. ANY PARTING WORDS ?"

"Yes, actually. It was an honor to meet you, my friend."