My son is a dumbass
Wind picks up for a very very short time. "Interesting."
"How is that interesting? It's not like you can really use that against me."
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
*Beat.*
Okay.
*She leans back a little, still a bit scared of the large number of people nearby.*
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
My son is a dumbass
"I wasn't talking about that. I merely followed the wind."
"...Wind? Inside a cafe?"
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
My son is a dumbass
"You breath."
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
".. Wait, what was your name again?"
Rowan asks BK.
off the shits
He looks at Rowan.
"I'm not telling anyone that. I'm referred to as the Black King."
He looks at Vulpus.
"...Touche."
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
My son is a dumbass
"So you may realize that for somebody like me..." Vulpus fur moves. "... a simple breath carries more information than normal."
*Femji sits in place, apparently content with just being vaguely near BK.*
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
I'm starting to think Femji has a thing for the Black King. 
"So what? You can tell my name through my breathing or something?"
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
My son is a dumbass
"No, but I now know your shape."
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
"... Were you sniffing his breath?" Rowan asks Vulpus.
off the shits
"...So? It's the same as my current one. The illusion's here for a differently colored appearance.", he says to Vulpus.
"Hey, I don't drink alcohol, there's nothing to sniff here.", he says to Rowan.
edited 14th Aug '15 6:26:55 PM by DevilPsyco
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
My son is a dumbass
"Nice toothpaste."
edited 14th Aug '15 6:31:39 PM by Blackie
Now he just looks puzzled.
"...The frig? You know which toothpaste I use?"
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
*Her tail idly flickers over her shoulder, and she yawns quietly.*
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
My son is a dumbass
"I have a nose, you know?"
"Yeah, but you know which specific toothpaste I use!? ...That's not natural, I'm not buying that."
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
The Vagrant
There's a certain Knightess wandering about in the city...
Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.
My son is a dumbass
"No idea on the specifics, I am just commenting on the smell."
Polaris might see Senrion walking towards her.
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
"I think anyone could if they smelled your breath."
off the shits
"...I just realized that I'm spending my day off talking about toothpaste."
He gets up.
"I think I'll go back to the HQ now..."
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
"It's not that hard to figure out for yourself.", he says, snickering a bit.
He looks at Femji, a little nervous.
"...I would appreciate it if you didn't come so close. I'm claustrophobic."
edited 14th Aug '15 6:10:22 PM by DevilPsyco
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.