Ridley had to do some critical thinking, which area would be most interesting to murder the people there.
He settled on the scientists and mutants, beggining to fly towards them at blistering speeds
Your Jordans are fake, fake as hell. Dollar Store ass shoesRight as the spin attack slows to a stop, The Hunter reaches the head - which is thereafter obliterated by Metal Wolf's beam.
"You fools! DID YOU ACTUALLY ZINK - YOU ACTUALLY ZINK - ZAT I WOULD BE IN ZE HEAD?! Everybody knows zat ze chest is more secure!"
"KYAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The left arm reaches up to try and swat The Hunter off, whilst the right arm morphs into a flamethrower to roast Metal Wolf.
/\。。/\"These guys don't run out," answers Nik. "They just keep coming forever until they get bored. Snake's probably staying underground so they don't come for him."
She addresses Ban. "Those are vehicles that shoot explosive shells."
Metal Wolf curls up to defend against the flames.
"HUMAN FASTBALL TECHNIQUE!" He attempts to grab the Hunter and throw them onto the stump of Dictator Gamma's neck so they can burrow inside and kill the man himself.
Edited by KiriK on Apr 20th 2021 at 5:49:04 AM
"He's gearing up for war.""Armored people, yeah. But I've got no clue how to fight armored vehicles like these 'tanks'. And while I'm pretty confident about myself, even I'm gonna run out of steam against enemies that apparently keep coming forever?", Ban says to Nicole.
"Ya really think it wouldn't be smarter to wait? Even if they keep coming, I doubt they'll block the way forever, and given that your encounter with Narktus happened a good while back and, as far as I know, the guy hasn't caused any trouble since, I doubt anything bad'll happen if we go talk to Snake a little later than planned."
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.The Hunter doesn't care. They get grabbed and thrown with naught but a brief "?", and raise their axe over their head as they're sent flying towards the German mech, slamming it down with superhuman strength to try to slice through steel and kill the pilot.
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.Nicole narrows her eyes at Nik.
"And you know all this how, Glali? 'Cause you sure as hell never told me anything about fighting a bunch of superpowered tank drivers back in your crazy world."
She looks over at Ban.
"Dude, what if Narktus gets his shit together by the time these guys clear out? I don't wanna risk losing one of the biggest chances we've got at taking him down."
Normally, the steel would be resistant, but given how Metal Wolf has softened it up...
"NO!"
Outside, Dictator Gamma goes berserk, unloading its Giga Busters, flamethrowers, and chainswords at random.
Inside, The Dictator has just enough time to scream and fire a pistol at The Hunter before he's cut down.
/\。。/\"I didn't fight them! These guys are from animations on the internet! They kill each other and make cock jokes all day and that's all they ever do!"
"Hm?"
"Shit!" Nik presses against the outer wall of the city and crouches to avoid being spotted.
Metal Wolf gets blown into the wall of McDonald's by the Dictator Gamma's final desperation attack.
Edited by KiriK on Apr 20th 2021 at 6:04:15 AM
"He's gearing up for war."The Hunter actually let the bullet strike them, with it not even causing them to break their stride, and they try to cut the pilot down with a gruesome cleaving blow.
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.Ban joins Nik in hiding (though doesn't really look worried) and shrugs.
"A fair point, Nicole, but I still don't know how to fight these things so I dunno if I'd be useful at all. Dunno if my abilities even work on these either. ... So how 'bout this then? If you wanna fight, you go in there, and if it looks like you really need help, I'll join in and see if I can make a difference."
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.The mecha keels over onto its knees as its pilot is decapitated.
"ACH–!"
His head bounces around the cockpit before splatting onto the ground outside, The Dictator seemingly dead.
/\。。/\The Hunter leap out of the mech and try to squash the head beneath their heel as they do.
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.Onyxis
The group of scientists are frightened when the dragon appeared near them.
Nutry: Could it be... One of the creatures from the explosion?
Nicole joins Ban and Nik in hiding. She takes a moment to contemplate her options.
"Hmm... if Glali's right about these dudes having unlimited numbers," she muses. "Maybe we would be better off coming back later."
She lets out a heavy sigh.
"I swear to friggin' god, if we lose our best chance at beating Narktus because of an endless squad of dick joke-cracking assholes..."
Edited by IchigoMontoya on Apr 20th 2021 at 4:20:41 AM
"Yeah. If Narktus turns around and attacks before we get the chance to prepare, I'm going to commit a war crime on these guys' asses. You two can help me with that."
"He's gearing up for war."he ded boi
Thus, The Dictator's evil reign of evil terror is ended! Huzzah!
/\。。/\Ban tries to cheer Nicole and Nik up with a friendly pat against their backs.
"We can come check on this area regularly. We'll know when our best shot to get through and get to the others is here."
He then grins.
"I'm in. Wouldn't be the first crime I've been accused of.", he laughs.
Edited by DevilPsyco on Apr 20th 2021 at 1:24:07 PM
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.Nicole grins as well.
"Count me in, too. So, what the hell do y'all wanna do until they clear out?"
"... You guys do karaoke?" asks Nik.
"And so, America has been saved." Metal Wolf uses its arsenal to demolish the remains, then looks at the Hunter.
"I don't know who you are, but an entire nation owes you now."
Edited by KiriK on Apr 20th 2021 at 6:40:24 AM
"He's gearing up for war.""No idea what that is, but I'm intrigued~", Ban says.
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.The Hunter nods, but then look at the mecha and tilt their head.
They point at it, apparently seeking for the nation to pay its debt by loaning the mecha.
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad."Karaoke? Now that's something I haven't done in a long friggin' time," Nicole says, stroking her chin in a thoughtful manner. "Ah, what the hell? I'd be down for it, Glali."
She glances at Ban.
"It's more or less singing for fun."
"Yeah. At some of the fancier places, you sing along to a recorded song and try to match the original singing as best you can. Given my magical forte, which is sound, I'm really good at it. There's a fancy pub in that one city in Onyxis, over on the other side of the huge bridge."
"Let's go!"
"I can't just give this to you. I need it to defend my people."
"But..."
Metal Wolf re-equips the football grenade launcher. "If you want to fight for it, that, I can do."
"He's gearing up for war.""Singing? Hell yeah, time to share my beautiful voice with the world.", he laughs, liking the idea.
"Lead the way once more, girls~"
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
The Good Hunter fade once more to avoid the blow, and try to reach the shoulder! If they do so, they rush for the head of the mech!
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.