Enter The Arena As Your Avatar -- The Spinoff!

The Quickster looks utterly horrified by Trollge's bloody transformation into Hellge.

"...!"

He dashes away, desperately trying to outrun the oil - which, as you may know, is not the best thing for sea life to get caught up in.

"Eyagh! Ew!"

After a second, he kicks back a wave of Soil to try and stop the flow of oil.

Edited by Rbade on Apr 19th 2021 at 6:14:09 AM

Tropique

Defense covers himself in an energy barrier, dragging his knuckle through the soil before bounding up to the Hellge for a Soil-laced punch to the face!

Defense: "There's always a trick, isn't there?"

Ashnard essentially hides behind his sword, slashing at the oil.

The Mask gets hit, bouncing up before comically splatting on the ground... before getting right back up by grabbing what was roughly the top of his head and pulling.

Mask: "YE-OWCH! Damn, that hurt!"

He pulls out twin 4-barreled RPGs, unloading them at the Hellge.

A ball of green energy soars through the storm and aims to smack the Hellge right in the noggin.

"Enough of this nonsense."

Super Guy In The Galaxy! The Space Pirate Descends

Bojack, head of the Hera Clan and supposedly feared space pirate, descends from the skies above, laughing a hearty (but legally distinct) maniacal laugh!

Bojack: "One of only two welps to best me at my full strength, and THIS is what you can muster? Pathetic!"

Defense: "Shut up and fight!"

Edited by DefRevenge24601 on Apr 19th 2021 at 6:34:55 AM

Hellge goes tumbling away as the Soil vaporizes the oil.

   s p e e d o f l i g h t = c   

He blorks out a flashlight and holds it behind himself.

   > c   

He sprints in a straight line, with enough speed to skadoosh anything in his path, before looping around the entire Arena and reappearing right where he took off.

Tropique

Ashnard is no Quickster, and before he knows what hit him he awakens in Travelers Tower.

Defense moves out of the way, now standing next to The Mask, who was conveniently out of the way already, apparently.

Bojack was actually not in the way, defending himself from the wind's blowback from such a movement. He immediately retaliates with twin energy balls, aimed for Hellge's... center? Torso?

Cell thinks for a moment.

"Ok, I think I've got this. You live in the sewers... and gained your power through genetic mutation."

Pyra tilts her head.

"I think they're fine. To each their own.", she says, her expression lightening a tiny bit before returning to the obviously distressed one of before.

Edited by Whoma on Apr 19th 2021 at 8:15:40 AM

   Well, I do live in the sewers... At least, when I'm in my cockroach forme. In fact, we have our base here. And I love to eat books! By munching one, I become the cockroach! This is my favourite.   

She shows a book, labeled: "The Metamorphosis", by Franz Kafka. It has some bites around.

   But... My powers didn't came from genetic mutations. I fell in a lake contaminated with radioactive waste.   

Edited by BombonBombin on Apr 19th 2021 at 9:12:25 AM

The Quickster avoids the dash with his s p e e d, and proceeds to stares at Hellge.

"Is... Is that a challenge? To my quickness?! I'm the Quickster here!"

He starts revving up a charge before dashing at Hellge, intent on whirling around him for a few seconds to knock him over with strong winds.

"Don't be too down on things. They'll definitely be back before too long. You can comfort each other then."

He monches for a little longer.

"I ought to be going. See ya around, maybe."

Edited by Rbade on Apr 19th 2021 at 8:26:01 AM

Cell laughs.

"That tired old story, then? You don't see that every day. I bet you can't guess what nightmarish, horrifying process went into the creation of a monster as exquisite as myself."

"I know. We have certain failsafes set in case of emergencies... though I don't suppose this requires them. This strange place will do the job just fine."

Pyra looks at the ground.

"See you around. If you ever need to contact me... actually, no, I don't think you need anything."

Edited by Whoma on Apr 19th 2021 at 8:30:31 AM

   Nope... But I had known some Interesting cases. For example, I just heard about a failed experiment with a machine that gave origin to some mutants.   

She thinks a moment.

   By your looks, you seems to be a chimera, am I right?   

Cell seems legitimately shocked that they got it on the first try, but only for a moment.

"Well, I'll be damned! And on your first try! But yes, I am composed of the DNA of several immensely powerful fighters from across the universe. Designed to the perfect life form... or something. Gotta be honest, I was not paying enough attention when that was being explained to me the first time."

Between the whirlwind and the energy blasts, Hellge ends up getting torn apart... again. Kinda squishy, ain't he.

CRACK

SNAP

   y o u d o n o t t r o l l t r o l l   

   t r o l l t r o l l s y o u   

He is very large... and very, VERY◊ scary.

   1) I SEE YOU 2) I SEE YOU 3) I SEE YOU 4) I SEE YOU 5) I SEE YOU 6) I SEE YOU 7) I SEE YOU 8) I SEE YOU 9) I SEE YOU 10) I SEE YOU 11) I SEE YOU 12) I SEE YOU 13) I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU   

U.N. Owen Was Troll

Edited by KiriK on Apr 19th 2021 at 9:26:03 AM

I SEE YOU

Bojack immediately powers up to Full Power, Defense also going into Breaker.

Defense: "Ready for a totally epic final showdown against a demon beyond our world?"

Bojack: "What are you playing at?"

Mask: "See THIS, Jackass!"

ACME ZETTAFLARE GUN

ONE USE ONLY

THERE IS NO WARNING, GET THIS THING OUT OF HERE

Mask: "Don't mind if I do!"

Ready!

Aim!

Fire!

Mask: "Remember kids, it's okay to point a Roman Candle at someone if they look this ugly!"

Main Theme - Curb Your Enthusiasm

And like that, an oddly Wave Motion Gun-esque magical beam fires out of the Zettaflare Gun, Defense and Bojack both warping out of the way of the blast and next to The Mask.

Edited by DefRevenge24601 on Apr 19th 2021 at 7:43:29 AM

   Wow... (I'm lucky.) How impressive.   

She remembers the tail drinking.

   By the way, when you drink somebody, do you get their powers?   

The Quickster freezes up. This is fucking terrifying.

He books it - but not far. He has to stay and fight - he's a superhero, after all.

"Gh! Get it together Bob, you're a sponge!" he says, smacking his head before turning back.

He then "Whoah."s at the Zettaflare Gun's beam.

Bardock nods at Pyra, before flying off. So long, see ya later.

Edited by Rbade on Apr 19th 2021 at 8:31:37 AM

Seethge stares mercilessly into the beam bearing down on him - and it engulfs him completely, carrying him into the sky.

He shudders and strains against the power, devolving into his initial form...    P . . . r . . . o . . . b . . . l . . . e . . . m . . . ?   

and then, he is erased. Trollge is dead, long live the Trollface!

Edited by KiriK on Apr 19th 2021 at 9:37:57 AM

The Quickster can do nothing but stare into the distance after that horrible experience.

"I need to forget that."

He quickly vacates the area.

Soil Beach, Tropique

Defense immediately powers down, as does Bojack.

Defense: "Heh, I'd say that there was one."

Bojack sighs a labored sigh, immediately un-slumping and turning his back to Defense.

Bojack: "This was a pointless endeavor. But yet, I can't bring myself to fight you after this. I'm getting some damn food. Compose yourself before we meet again so I can crush you at your full strength."

Defense: "Lord knows I need a break. See you, space pirate."

Bojack warps over to the rest of the Hera Clan, who fly off.

The Mask thumbs a bit of Soil into his palm before letting it scatter back on the beach.

Mask: "YEEEESH! Remind me not to mess with this stuff!"

Cell thinks for a moment.

"You know, I honestly haven't checked. The only people I've ever actually drank were all like, random, powerless civilians. Which sounds awful, but again, nine years no drinking and counting, and that's not even with 'against innocent people' added to the numbers. That would be thirteen years. That poor, poor farmer."

...

"I have been told I am really bad at small talk. It always ends up about the people-drinking. I have hobbies, but for some reason that's always the first thing that comes to mind. Hey everyone, I drink people, boy isn't that interesting. It actually kind of is but I've been told it isn't a very good conversation starter."

Pyra sighs.

Mythra pats her on the back.

"Eep!", Pyra shrieks, jumping a few feet into the air.

"Ah, sorry, I thought you knew I was here.", Mythra says as Pyra lands ever so elegantly.

"You're back already?", Pyra questions.

"Yep. This Arena thing didn't feel like being theatrical about it. Barely had any time to talk with Rex."

"Is it weird that I sort of wish I was the one who died?"

"...A little."

"I'm glad you're safe."

"Yeah. Same with you. Now, lets go... get something to eat. I lost my lunch... along with my entire body."

Edited by Whoma on Apr 19th 2021 at 8:37:37 AM

   Well, that's interesting for me, but I'm sorry if you feel offended for the question.   

   Anyway, which are your hobbies? Mine is reading.   

Cell waves his hands.

"No offense taken, I was basically just talking to myself."

Cell thinks for a moment, even making the classic thinking gesture.

"Well, I've really gotten into pottery lately. You'd be surprised how... articulate I can be. With my fingers. On the pottery."

   Oh, pottery... Maybe I give it a try... Someone with 6 legs will do a great work, after all.   

   Can I see something that you had done in pottery? Please?   

Cell gives them a look.

"Oh, yeah, let me just get my pottery from the reality I'm not currently in."

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Nik throws open the doors and stands there for a minute like a cowboy in a Wild West film before sauntering on in.

"Yo."

has nik met ban yet I can't remember

Hub Centralis, Outside McDonald's

The bodies of great heroes lay strewn about. Captain America pulls himself up with his shield and stares down the menace before him, only to get punched across the parking lot. Chibodee activates Hyper Mode and unleashes his Bursting Machine Gun Punch, but their foe casually weaves through it and knocks his lights out. Little Mac manages to score an opening and unleash a flurry of punches, but one good clean hit leaves him in a crater. Terry Bogard unleashes a fierce Power Geyser only to be bitchslapped into a trophy.

Funny Valentine is the last man standing, down on one knee. Who will stop this nightmare, this monster that has brought down so many American heroes? Who is the end of our salvation, the destruction of the people we trust?

Why, it... it can't be!

take it away rbade

Hub Centralis

"KYAHAHAHAHAHAHUA! MEIN NEW MECHA IS FIT CONQUERING ZIS WORLD!"

Dictator Gamma, obviously driven by The Dictator, revs its chainsaw and spews fire into the air in a pointless demonstration of ferocity.

But wait! Not all hope is lost! To one mecha, comes another!

"Oooookaaaaaay! Let's PARTYYYYYY!"

I Hate

A tank-sized mech suit◊ crashes onto the McDonald's parking lot, slowly rising up. Inside the cockpit, UNITED STATES PRESIDENT MICHAEL WILSON◊ is munching on his American fast-food lunch.

"You're going to regret your transgressions against the great United States!" he declares as a ring of armaments sprout from his mech's back, and he takes a huge bazooka in his right hand and a grenade launcher in his left.

Funny Valentine looks over like 'who the fuck is this guy'.