Enter The Arena As Your Avatar -- The Spinoff!

For the sake of slapstick comedy, the attack succeeds.

"OOOOOO Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh-"

Fang drops on the ground. Well, he's as good as beaten.

Ximénez just shakes his head again before looking at Biggles.

"Get in there!"

Biggles quickly does so, getting onto the stage and, before the fight resumes, drags Fang back to the waiting area, then rolls him off of the stage.

He then turns back to Shermie.

"That was a cheap shot! How would you like it if I did that to you!?", Biggles yells at Shermie.

"Biggles, that's a woman.", Ximénez says, causing Biggles to look back at him, then back at Shermie, back at Ximénez again and then once more at Shermie. He then croushes a little, whispering to Ximénez.

"... really?"

"By the pope's fancy hat, just get on with it!", Ximénez yells, startling Biggles into standing back up and getting ready to fight.

Edited by DevilPsyco on Jan 1st 2021 at 10:48:45 AM

Heh. Zoro refuses to call upon Sanji for help, so he take most of the attack. That said, he's agile enough that he's able to land unto his feet after being thrown down. He points the swords upwards!

Gyuki: Yuzume! He leaps to go match the robot's attack, striking forth with his three blows!

The two are sent flying up with Dagrún but manage to break free of the holding effect just before she begins to spin. They both land on her back and struggle to find a grip as to not be thrown off as Dagrún begins to speed up.

Hellboy raises Excalibur and thrusts it downward in an attempt to pierce her hide, more as a way to maintain his footing than as an attack.

Vergil, on the other hand, is unable to stay on and is flung from Dagrún's back. He continues to fly off into the distance, only for him to spread the wings tucked in on his back and stop himself midair.

   "Pointless!"   

He soars forward, Yamato drawn, and aims for the bugbears atop Dagrún's back. He unleashes a slash that cleaves through the air itself, utilizing his momentum to increase the power of the attack.

Shermie calmly waits for the Inquisitors to finish talking amongst themselves.

Silver Sonic... was not built for this kind of intense combat. It's blown back with its back against the wall, looking like one more hit could finish it, but it still bravely attacks Zoro with a Spin Dash.

Zoro smirks proudly and decide to reward the mecha for its courage by attempting to strike it with a powerful blow with his sword, meaning to blast him out of the room and into the garden with this!

You've got guts!

Silver Sonic goes crashing through the wall and lands in the courtyard down below, in a crumpled heap.

Tager shrugs and jumps out of the building, landing on his feet in the courtyard and taking his battle stance. "This match has only begun."

From Silver Sonic's body, a Chaos Emerald flies out and swirls into the air before disappearing into sparkles, granting the Great Scientific Alliance a temporary boost to speed, damage output... well, everything.

Tager shoots a ball of electricity that can cancel any projectile Zoro sends at it, and will explode powerfully to blow him back on impact! He also shoots another one angled up in case Zoro tries to dodge by jumping.

Soy Sauce for Geese (Tekken 7: Fated Retribution Remix)

Chaos Boost: 3/3

Edited by KiriK on Jan 19th 2024 at 9:09:34 AM

Biggles now runs at Shermie, but then stops right before it looks like he's about to attack in order to psyche her out, after which he suddenly...

Throws a white rabbit right at her, which attempts to latch onto her with comically large fangs and claws if it hits.

If this happened successfully, he will then take out and throw the Holy Hand Grenade◊, which homes in on the Killer Rabbit, and if it hits, it'll create an immense and extremely powerful explosion.

Edited by DevilPsyco on Jan 1st 2021 at 11:01:05 AM

Zoro is a bit confused and shoot an air projectile at the ball of electricity, though it negates it and he get struck and blown back! Sanji chuckles in amusement in the background!

Yo, tag me in!

Nah, not fun.

Zoro charges at Tager, dragging his two swords along the ground, and use haki on his feet to enhance his speed, to try to run past Tager while sheathing his swords. To anyone else, it'll look like he's just drawn them and quickly sheathed them, but he actually does a cross-shaped slash midway through, at speed too fast for the naked eye to follow.

Then, he finish his dash a few meters behind Tager, with the attack's result occurring two seconds after he's done running!

Edited by Bolded1 on Jan 1st 2021 at 11:03:29 AM

Shermie is KO'd by the Killer Rabbit into Holy Hand Grenade super.

That just leaves Chris...

who opens up by Flash Stepping towards Biggles with a backhand chop to drive him back, then immediately flashing forward for another chop, and another and again and again and again!

Tager was really slow, so the Chaos Boost doesn't benefit his ability to keep up with Zoro as much as it would've Undyne's. The Delayed Causality slash does about 2/3rds of the damage it should have.

Tager adjusts his glasses. "You really like jumping around, don't you?"

He creates a gravitational pull to try and yank Zoro into his grasp. If Zoro, well, jumps, he'll get pulled in much quicker!

Chaos Boost: 2/3

"Ow! Ow! Ow! OW OW OW OW OW-"

Yelling that is basically all that Biggles can do, trapped in a loop of chops.

Zoro starts to get drawn in by the attack but smirks, and tag his swords into the ground before walking back!

Pervert cook!

Sanji run into the battlefield and get drawn in by the gravity well as a result!

You idiot algeahead!

Hehehehehe Zoro leaves to join an umimpressed Luffy.

Edited by Bolded1 on Jan 1st 2021 at 11:08:38 AM

Chris tries to finish off Biggles with a backflip kick. "No offense, but we really wanna win this too!"

Tager smirks and proceeds to slam Sanji into the ground behind himself, hard enough to make a crater and bounce Sanji into the air, which Tager follows up by opening up one of his gauntlets and discharging a huge burst of electricity! It's possible to evade the blast, but very tight.

Chaos Boost: 1/3

Edited by KiriK on Jan 1st 2021 at 4:22:32 AM

Sanji does get grabbed and slammed, too! However, using his Observation Haki to predict the move, Sanji kick the air at the last second, apparently being able to casually negate physics!

This allows him to just barely dodge the attack, and he tries to deliver a series of potent kicks to Tager's head, shoulders and upper torso, like a stronger but less-ranged variant of Luffy kick move!

Extra Hachi!

And so Biggles is bested as well, falling on the ground, knocked out.

Ximénez just grumbles something in broken Spanish as he gets onto the stage and drags Biggles off of it, pushing him onto Fang before turning back to Chris.

"This isn't about just winning. This power promised to the victor should go to us, faithful warriors of the Vatican and the Crown! In the hands of heretics, it will bring nothing but disaster!".

"If it falls into the hands of these loonies it'll bring even more disaster.", Iris comments from in the stands.

Ximénez then brings forth the comfy chair again from... somewhere. Don't ask questions.

And he shoves it towards Chris, attempting to make it hit his legs and make him trip and fall.

Edited by DevilPsyco on Jan 1st 2021 at 11:20:20 AM

Chris smirks, jumps over the chair and does an afterimage divekick. Then another. Then another. Then another backhand chop to try and finish things.

Tager is barely moved by all the strikes. I mean, why would he be? Dude is 7'9'', ultra jacked, and covered in metal. GW!Thor would have naught but praise for his physique.

He crouches low and clads his hands in energy before thrusting forward at Sanji!

Chaos Boost: 0/3

Edited by KiriK on Jan 1st 2021 at 4:22:21 AM

Ximénez gets hit by the combos, though surprisingly is still standing afterwards.

"Alright... now you'll get it! Prepare for your sweaty, stinky, unshaven demise!"

He raises his left arm, and suddenly a portal forms above Chris, from which a giant foot tries to stomp on him.

Sanji up the ante and raise his leg, covering it in fire of all things and promply attempts to slam his haki-covered blazing heel right on Tager's face!

Captain!

To match that, Luffy leap into the battlefield and try to attack with a Jet Stamp, using the exact same pistol-like move he used on Undyne earlier in the fight! Then, he leaves!

Edited by Bolded1 on Jan 1st 2021 at 11:33:37 AM

"Wh-"

Chris gets squashed. Unfortunately for the inquisition, he had enough health to survive that.

He rises up from under the foot, grinning maliciously, and his clothes briefly turn red as he channels a purple fire similar to Iori's to end the fight with a powerful palm strike!

Tager is smashed into the ground by the double kicks. However, he shoves it off and fires more Spark Bolts (those projectile-deleting electric balls), hoping to deny the area around him and give himself some room.

Edited by KiriK on Jan 1st 2021 at 4:34:20 AM

Sanji lands unto the ground and is intent on keeping the pressure going (and outdo Zoro). Leaving a fire trail with each step, he uses his Observation Haki to predict the location and pattern of the orbs, dodging them all before moving to Tager to try to nail him in the stomach with a fiery thrust kick!

FLANCHET STRIKE!

When Chris gets back up and grins, Ximénez knows exactly what's going to happen now.

"Oh, mamma...", he squeeks in fear before getting palm-struck into defeat, hitting the stage and getting knocked out.

"Huh, they actually made it farther than I thought they would.", Iris notes, smirking a little.

"Indeed. I was certain that they would be eliminated almost immediately," Thor says.

Tager is blown back by Sanji's Flanchet Strike, but he still rises up. His suit is scraped and his armor cracked in a few places.

He tags out to Undyne, who skips into the courtyard twirling her spear. "Nice moves."

She narrows her eye. "Gimme a taste."

Chris raises a fist triumphantly as he reverts to normal.

He then looks down at his fist. "Hoo... that was cutting it close."

New Face Team... WIN!

In the audience stands, Sephiroth rubs his chin.    "So, even the lowliest combatants could put up a decent fight. Well, off to the next."    He flies towards the spectator grounds for the Howard Estate.

Edited by KiriK on Jan 1st 2021 at 4:46:28 AM

No. Sanji turn around and calmly walk out, just like that. There's some awkward silence done as he walk up to Luffy and just fold his arm, leaning against the wall.

Zoro finally enter the arena and bravely try to pretend like the last seconds did not happen.

I'm going to cut you up into sushis! He threatens, drawing his blades. He swiftly attack with about three air blades, before swinging all three of his swords down, sending a much bigger one!

"Killing's against the r-"

Undyne hastily spins her spear to block the air blades, before swiping it to launch a barrage of tiny little flechettes at Zoro.

Edited by KiriK on Jan 1st 2021 at 4:44:06 AM

The Spanish Inquisition quickly wakes back up, grumbling as they drag themselves back all the way to the stands in the Wash. Jessie looks at them as they sit back in their spots, grinning trollishly.

"I see you managed to make good use of your 'information observing' to beat your enemies with."

Ximénez just grumbles louder, after which a pleased Jessie puts her arms behind her head, leaning back against her seat as she laughs before continuing to watch the other matches.

Edited by DevilPsyco on Jan 1st 2021 at 11:57:07 AM