HEY! YOU HELPED START THIS WITH YOUR ORGAN DUMP! I'M JUST HELPING FIGHT BACK, THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW!
*The refined metal peels back, an enormous golden Stout Shako taking aim at the giant eyeball.*
GLORIOUS STOUT SHAKO FOR TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND REFINED!
*The Stout Shako fires, a blast of way too much metal rising to meet the organs.*
AND THAT'S NOT ALL! AS FAR AS I KNOW, YOU ARE THE AUTHOR AVATAR OF SYMESYNTH! Which means I have a very nasty weapon ready for you...
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
"NOT WHEN IT'S MIXED INTO A BAY, IT CAN'T. SAID BAY LEADS OUT INTO THE OCEAN."
edited 19th Jun '15 12:23:36 AM by PastryPerson
"I'm putting an end to this." He shoots the ball into the barrier, and it explodes. If it works, the fused organs will be ripped apart at the subatomic level. For some reason, Mikhael isn't the least bit exhausted from using an attack like that.
The Vagrant
The eyeball suddenly explodes, and a rain of blood and viscera ensues.
The Golden Creator does not look amused.
A certain someone's going to get a ban from this world.
Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.
Dread Pirate Captain
"Oh s-"
-Jecht very narrowly dodges the huge Eye Beams-
-however, he certainly fails to avoid getting sprayed in blood and viscera from the eyeball-
edited 19th Jun '15 12:25:20 AM by DarkDestruction
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Something something smithy
"If you all don't stop fighting, I will be forced to take drastic measures that I don't want to use...
The liver begins to explode.
Something something Arena.
Everyday's great at your Junes
"...Oh no." Hibiki quickly raises a lightning barrier above them to deflect the gore.
Old habits die hard, especially when no one else lets them die either.
"AND NOW, A CERTAIN SOMEBODY IS GOING TO BE DRENCHED IN ICE CREAM. Once...I..can get this goddamned lid off."
I know you wouldn't do that to me, Symey.
*The figure drifts closer to the Golden Creator.*
Because I know how to embarrass you.
*I then proceed to kiss Syme Synth, thus encouraging shippers like Ichigo Pocky Chama to write highly embarrassing slash fics.*
Besides, nobody's taking this scene seriously anymore.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
The Vagrant
The Golden Creator sideteps from Engie.
Yeah, right. Restore!
All damage done to the Arena thanks to the organs are all removed, and the Golden Creator looks satisfied.
He then vanishes as Alderoth walks out of the Red Keep, looking confused.
edited 19th Jun '15 12:28:39 AM by SymeSynth
Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.
Mikhael promptly faints from overusing his powers and turns invisible. Meanwhile, a voice speaks behind the Golden Creator. "ANKO/NOCTURNIS FOREVER!!!"
"...And he's gone."
edited 19th Jun '15 12:28:36 AM by AqueousBunnies
"COME BACK HER-"
Behind The Fourth Wall
A Eldritch Rift deposits a ice-creamed soaked Pastry Person into his bad.
Meanwhile, in the arena, Calem walks out behind Alderoth.
Something something smithy
-zbse sighs...-
"I don't get paid enough for this...
-the fourth wall reforms...-
Something something Arena.
*The metal retracts into the ground. A very confused Engie drone stands on a rooftop, staring at the sky.*
"Real world me, you have some serious balls even attempting that."
Worth it.
Everyday's great at your Junes
With the...chaos over, Hibiki looks around. "Oh, good, not a drop of blood on my jacket." He looks again. "Wait, where's Mikhael?"
Old habits die hard, especially when no one else lets them die either.
The Vagrant
Alderoth turns to Calem.
"Hmm? Oh, it's you."
Something in his demeanor is a bit different.
Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.
Mikhael suddenly respawns behind Hibiki. "I'm here."
"Something in your demeanor is a bit different. You OK?"
Dread Pirate Captain
-Jecht walks over to Mikhail and Hibiki- "That's certainly one hell of a show. Show of gore, to be exact. Heh."
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
*The figure fades. Engie drone reattaches the jet engines, staring at the ground where a single piece of refined metal, a single eyeball, and a single liver remain.*
"...Let's just mark this all non-canon and leave it at that, mayhaps?"
*Engie drone flies off, landing over by Alderoth and Calem.*
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Everyday's great at your Junes
Hibiki cringes slightly. "You've got a little blood...er, everywhere."
He then hears Mike.behind him and whirls.around. "Whoa! You just...never mind."
edited 19th Jun '15 12:38:13 AM by BaronGreen
Old habits die hard, especially when no one else lets them die either.
The Vagrant
"Yes, I'm perfectly fine."
Alderoth seems to be a lot more confident than usual.
Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.
He scoffs.
"No, you're not."
"Oh." He pulls all the blood from him and Jecht away. "There." He starts staring at Jecht again.
"Which is why we have a reset button..."
-zbse stares back at a body growing and then at a manual.-
The liver begins glowing as well...
Something something Arena.