Eyepatch? How the hell did I get that nickname? Yun thought, before another part of Lena's speech hit him.
"Wait, other kids are coming as well?" Yun questioned.
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Time-traveling kids?
"...Just when exactly are they coming?" Lucas responding, keeping any thoughts of how the fuck this was even happening out of his head.
Ieria wondered in, taking notice of the situation and listening to Lena's story. "Ah, I see you have picked up on your father's speech patterns, if you are who you say." She says with a blunt tone. "Anyway, you said other children..? So your classmates?"
"I am nature's weapon. You are unfit to carry on your species, and I shall ensure that you do not do so!" - Charles Darwin, XCOM SniperMedus strolled in "Why exactly is everyone screaming and yelling in here? Did we get attacked again?"
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-dramatic music ensues-"You're all just going to accept this?!" demanded Alexia.
Lena rolled her eyes and answered Yun's question. "Cause they're all a bunch of dumbasses."
"Language, young lady!" Alexia snapped.
Lena blushed. "Whooops. Sorry, mum."
....And then another flash. "And that would be one of the Jades. He bites."
Nothing is what it seems. Master of Shipping and Sadism."Not seeing any reason to think otherwise." Yun shrugged.
He then turned to Medus. "Hey, meet Lena. Alexia's daughter from the future."
Flash.
"And this one's probably your kid." He added, hearing the word Jade.
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Remus stared at the newcomer, supposedly a Jade. "Alright. Question. Do you have an Aunt from my family?"
If so I might have to hurt someone... Remus thought, being the typical overprotective (and hypocritical) brother.
"Medus...do you want to take care of that or should I?" She asked, jumping to conclusions. "Assuming he and I did get married." She asked Lena, looking to her.
"I am nature's weapon. You are unfit to carry on your species, and I shall ensure that you do not do so!" - Charles Darwin, XCOM SniperLena shrugged. "Yeah, that's yours. Number, um...nineteen. Of twenty three. And you're pregnant again."
Alexia looked at her friend in disbelief. "Really? Really, Ieria?"
Nothing is what it seems. Master of Shipping and Sadism.Medus went extremely pale at that announcement. "Excuse me did you say twenty-three?"
-dramatic music ensues-Ieria blushed a bit at that. But at the same time she couldn't hide her smile. "O-oh... Oh my." She said, hiding her blush with a hand. "Mother did warn me that our family goes overboard..."
"I am nature's weapon. You are unfit to carry on your species, and I shall ensure that you do not do so!" - Charles Darwin, XCOM SniperSophie walked in, holding a game system.
"Huh? What's going on? I heard a bunch of yelling?"
"Can't you idiots keep it quiet and peaceful for one moment of your lives?"
The door burst in and Rufus stood dramatically at the entrance, frowning.
"The hell is this?" He asked the room.
"The hell is that?" He asked the table.
"The hell are you?" He asked the new girl.
Yun huffed in amusement. "Wow, 23 and counting? Man, you two have been busy."
He gave a casual wave to Rufus and Sophie. "Hey. Meet Alexia's daughter and one of Medus and Ieria's kids."
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Nineteen out of Twenty-three. That's just... what?
Cyanea followed behind Sophie with a handful of connection wires and controllers. She was looking a little down,
"Aren't we gonna go connect this to the wreck room tele..."
She paused and looked around the room,
"Oh, hi everyone screaming..."
She than looked at the young girl,
"And Alexia's, cousin?"
The boy in question stood up from his crouching position on the floor. He had clearly dyed his hair white, and done a shoddy job of it as well, likely to imitate his father. "..Mom? Dad?" He asked for a moment, wide in awe before turning to Lena. "I don't bite! I haven't bit anyone since I was nine!" He said with a frown.
"I am nature's weapon. You are unfit to carry on your species, and I shall ensure that you do not do so!" - Charles Darwin, XCOM Sniper"Look, I was sleeping. Now I'm not. That's a problem," He stated clearly.
His eyes went half-lidded in something almost like an expression, his usual rumble coming out a husky purr, "And that's a problem I'm willing to share with eeeeeverybody.
"Wait," He blinked, "Her what?"
"....Daughter." Alexia told Cyanea. Welp. Officially the weirdest day of her life.
"Yo, Aunt C." greeted Lena. "...Also, I'm hungry."
...But something struck Alexia. She promptly hyperventilated. "Father! Your! WHO?!"
Lena smiled innocently. "Who do you think?"
Nothing is what it seems. Master of Shipping and Sadism.Pius was waking up from a nap in his team's dorm when Alexia's daughter arrived. Waking up groggily, he found that his dorm was suddenly crowded with prying classmates and unseen children who were claiming to be time-traveling descendants of theirs.
Now I know I've had too much chocolate milk last night. The Nobel decided. Taking a pair of earplugs from beneath his pillow, Pius put them on and tried to return to sleep.
Allurand and surrounding world loading, 28%..."The hell have you guys been doing!?
"Princess, 'who' is the father!? When? How drunk were you?
"The fuck!?"
"K-Kids...?....Time travel?.....Coooooool..."
Sophie turned to Alexia's daughter. "Are any more kids coming?"
"How are you accepting-!?
"Nevermind, why do I bother with you?"
Rufus closed the door he stood at and decided that Rufus was out.
"I can probably take a guess." She said with a smile to Lena and Alexia, before turning to hers and Medus' child. "So what is your name?" She asked as she leaned down to look at him.
"M-Marvin Lee..." He said shyly as he stared at the ground. "Y-you're not mad?"
"...Why would I be?"
"Because I'm here."
"Of course not, your father and I are happy to see you. Are we not?" She asked, elbowing Medus.
"I am nature's weapon. You are unfit to carry on your species, and I shall ensure that you do not do so!" - Charles Darwin, XCOM Sniper
Remus stared at the little one. "Uncle... Wolfy? I guess I can understand that phrase... But time travel? This is..." Remus stared for a second.
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah after all we've been through, I honestly don't think I'm going to be surprised about this."