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aurora369 Since: Jan, 2001
#26: Nov 2nd 2013 at 1:11:25 PM

Forget the previous post, Mr. Diplomat. I want you to consider something much more interesting. What about your concordiat accepting us as their newest overlords? This is what will eventually happen, and, admit it, this is what you fear. The only alternative is a group of your own "hawks" overcoming their fear of genocide, destroying us and becoming straw humans as I described before, than using their newfound knack at violence for consolidating power over all of your species. This will not be better than rule by us, in fact, this will be much worse for you. I offer the easier solution: accepting us without violence.

What you've heard is another fine trait of humanity that you do not understood, called chutzpah. This is what allowed us to prosper and progress so quickly. If you follow us, we will bring all of your species to galactic dominance and beyond, beyond your wildest dreams and ultimate fantasies.

edited 2nd Nov '13 1:14:55 PM by aurora369

NoNameGiven from Nowhere Since: Jul, 2013
#27: Nov 2nd 2013 at 1:14:38 PM

"Have you ever seen a blue box outta there?"

"That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death itself may die."
Belisaurius Artisan of Auspicious Artifacts from Big Blue Nowhere Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Artisan of Auspicious Artifacts
#28: Nov 2nd 2013 at 3:00:51 PM

@no name given

No. Well...yes, but no.

edited 2nd Nov '13 3:01:07 PM by Belisaurius

fulltimeD Deputy Director, Space-Time Gradient LV-114 from Purgatory Since: Jan, 2010
Deputy Director, Space-Time Gradient LV-114
#29: Nov 3rd 2013 at 1:32:06 PM

Is the moon made of cheese?

And do they play the bagpipes on Mars?

edited 3rd Nov '13 1:32:29 PM by fulltimeD

ArsThaumaturgis Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: I've been dreaming of True Love's Kiss
#30: Nov 3rd 2013 at 2:34:06 PM

(I may have missed this having been asked previously; please ignore if so. ^^; )

"What traits of humanity — if any — are generally considered by the Concordat to be positive?"

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