You're being skinned alive by leafcutter ants.
I didn't look my partner in the eye when talking.
edited 2nd Oct '13 6:28:56 PM by TAPETRVE
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.She fires lasers out of her eyes and melts you.
I assumed TAPETRVE's partner was female.
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.Thugs in suits come with baseball bats and break your knee caps.
I forgot to open the door for people.
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.You will be tacked to a door for a day.
I drived with my car headlights on on a bright sunny day.
edited 2nd Oct '13 8:05:01 PM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?A Grammar Nazi tackles you and teaches you in a very violent manner that it is "drove", not "drived".
I am said Grammar Nazi.
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.You miss another person who's blatently using bad grammar, thus causing the Grammar Fuhrer calling you to his office for a chat.
I go to my son's graduation ceremony.
The school burns down within seconds.
I rob the nearest troper from my house.
The other tropers will steal your house and then dump it in the middle of a desert.
I'm still driving with my headlights on on a sunny day.
edited 3rd Oct '13 8:38:11 AM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?You run over many, many deers and eventually get arrested for poaching.
I farted in an elevator.
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.The elevator stops and you are stuck in it for 2 days.
I accidentally cause a bubble of lower-energy vacuum to come to exist in our universe, and catalyse the conversion of our universe to a lower energy state in a volume expanding at nearly the speed of light, destroying all that we know without forewarning.
edited 3rd Oct '13 9:39:34 AM by porschelemans
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.Only you are killed by that event and the universe goes back to the way it was.
My team wins a round of paintball.
You are killed in a tragic accident in the last few seconds of the round.
I lie down on the floor.
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.The chandelier falls on you.
I open the door and get on the floor, then proceed to walk the dinosaur.
You get eaten by said dinosaur.
I eat a bag of chips.
edited 27th Feb '15 12:17:28 PM by Bk-notburgerking
For that, I shall dissect you with a chainsaw that happens to be twice as large as the Buster Sword.
I committed genocide.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.You get slapped into the face
I slapped somebdy in the face
You get shot in the face.
I kicked a rock.
That wasn't a rock, it was a land mine.
I smack into a tree, causing a few leaves to fall.
It's been 3000 years…Manual labour. You must plant a thousand trees.
I didn't tip the waiter.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic ColoursYou are summarily executed by the state police.
I blew up a sun. For me, it was Tuesday.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.You, and everything that even vaguely relates to you, is thoroughly, painstakingly, and painfully excised from the fabric of the omniverse/reality/whatever name for the collective of this wide expanse of universes. Soon, even the mere concept of any form of "universe-eater" is completely unheard of in the wide omniverse/whatever, has never existed, ever, and is quite literally unthinkable without having your memory suppressed instantly by a whole new fundamental force of nature/law of physics put into place to ensure that this "engie" individual, and anything even vaguely related to them, is completely absent from existence.
I poked a table.
edited 28th Feb '15 2:09:43 AM by TheHoboTortle
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha noYou are hanged, drawn, and quartered for your crimes.
I fell asleep at work.
edited 28th Feb '15 2:22:03 AM by SymeSynth
Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.You are woken up by being stabbed then made an example of at the next coffeee break by being shot
I killed a bug
edited 28th Feb '15 2:25:21 AM by Blackie
You get stepped on by a giant bug.
I deliberately caused a hundred-car pileup.
Kraven the Hunter shoots you and then buries you alive.
I chip some paint off a wall.
Am I a good man or a bad man?