Enter the Arena... As Your Avatar (v4)!

-Liza looks around, befuddled-

... What the Hell is with this place?

Oh, gods, I'm dying...

-Liza shoots another fireball at her target-

"I'll teach you a lesson to not ignite people's gunpowder!"

-the soldier rushes forward, a shovel in hand-

-Largo, while still drunk, can throw one helluva punch, this one directed at the Soldier's crotch-

-The gnome bites the mop, growling.-

"AUGH!"

-the punch to the crotch successfully hits-

-and say, shouldn't the gunpowder have exploded yet?-

With the Gnome biting unto the mop with it's teeth, FM uses this chance to fling the mop up into the air. If the Gnome goes flying up with it, FM would then channel his Hydra's strength into his right fist. "NO MESS-MAKERS ALLOWED! HYDRA FANG!" With a punch, FM would attempt to punch the Gnome far...FAR away.

-the gunpowder, coated in urine and rainbow vomit, fails to ignite-

-Largo slips and falls on his ass, and he's not wearing his pants-

edited 29th Sep '14 6:22:47 PM by Inceptiond

So, did the fireball hit?

Oh, forgot about that. Let's say no.

dafuq is this i dont even

-the soldier pulls out a shotgun-

"YOU'RE REALLY GETTING IT THIS TIME!"

Don't ask, just join with your Crazy Awesome-est character.

-Largo backs away at warp speed upon seeing the shotgun-

"BANG! BANG! I AM FIRING MY SHOTGUN AT YOU!"

-Largo is unharmed and is now away from the gross, vomit covered area-

-He gets to his feet and opens up his cell phone-

"ARGH!"

-the soldier throws down his shotgun-

"THIS IS IMPOSIBBLE!"

Well my crazy-awesomest character is Giffany, but she's actually capable of killing things so

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So is Liza, and the Soldier.

-turns to Navi-

B3 sil3nt!

edited 29th Sep '14 6:33:09 PM by Inceptiond

-the soldier has his shovel out again-

"DIE. STUPID. GLOWY. WINGED. BALL!"

yeah well Imma use Navi anyway

Hey! I have very important information which you should probably pay attention to!

\*no matter how hard I you try, I YOU CANNOT KILL NAVI*

edited 29th Sep '14 6:35:16 PM by bRaHiAn1

Hey, most of the guys here can kill. Go ahead and bring her out. Otherwi- NAVI MUST DIE~!

Once the Gnome was gone, FM proceeds to clean up the Vomit mess on the floor. Surprisingly enough, he gets it done within the time it takes me to finish this sentence. Only for him to hear perhaps THE most annoying noise in video game history. He promptly goes crazy again and tries to crush Navi with his broom.

-Navi will probably be drowned out by extremely loud memetic music coming from Largo's phone-

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN~

"I. AM. WHACKING. YOU. WITH. MY. SHOVEL. YOU. STUPID. GLOWY. WINGED. BALL!"

\*Navi begins singing the first verse of Evanescence's Listen To The Rain*