Enter the Arena... As Your Avatar (v4)!

Anti-Ho-Force Posse Time!

AHH!!!! FIRE!!!! - the tennis ball runs around screaming -

(you want fire, there will be fire, because!)

(a nearby Warehouse get smashed into fine paste as a giant demon-like figure emerges from it, carrying a flaming sword and a flaming whip)

(the Warehouse rebuilds itself, but that's not really bothering a Balrog right now. It merely begins moving forward, slowly and relentlessly)

(towards the fray)

not to OP Ho-Force, but generally you can't really beat the Triforce by brute force. It's usually beaten by tricking it somehow.

(shrug) I can think of something.

(it moves towards the fray still, spinning its flaming whip, likely to strike whoever it deems appropriate)

You can beat Ho-Oh, though. By accident, if you're careless/unlucky enough.

edited 3rd Aug '14 11:09:14 AM by Knowlessman

- the tennis ball dies of fright -

(well, that straightens things up)

(with an infernal howl the whip snaps right at Ho-Force, intent on knocking it down)

Ho-Force flips around barely dodging the sparking whip.

Ho-Force uses Sacred Fire on Balrog.

And what is this Sacred Fire?

(takes a step back, roaring)

(focusing its hateful glare on Ho-Force it cracks whip again, feinting another swing just to psyche it out)

Some fire-based attack or other; not sure it even has any special qualities. :/

EDIT: It has really OP in-game stats (Really high damage, really high accuracy) and a 50% chance to leave nasty burns, but is offset by being one of those moves you can only use five times in a fight. In the games, that is. Things are a little... looser here.

edited 4th Aug '14 4:05:49 AM by Knowlessman

Yeah, here it's just a generic fire attack. Well, I suppose it's sacred fire, but what's the difference? There's no demons around. XD

Say, can we resume the fight?

(Balrog stares down his opponent once again, awaiting his move)

Sorry, I was still handling other stuff.

Ho-Force jumps out of the way of the fake blow, and then is caught off guard and loses a chunk of feathers

it begins to glow, and heads off towards the cantina

(doesn't waste time, charging with its sword ready to cleave the fleeing bird-triangle)

unleashes solarbeam on the balrog

I think the phrase you are looking for it "Ho-sh**"

(smacked with a beam, reels backwards before holding his ground and roaring)

(cracks the whip once again to grab and pull Ho-Force towards him)

tries to pull away, but is caught around it's foot

uses sacred fire on the burning whip to obviously no success

fly's up high into the sky to try and either pull away, or lift the balrog off the ground

(it won't budge)

(Balrog begins to slowly pull the whip so he can have Ho-Force in sword's range)

Gotta go now. Will be later.

-Luffy is crouched atop one of the many towers, fanning himself-

So hot out here... Hah....

-Tohru Adachi spawns, with a slightly deranged look on his face-

-Looks down at Adachi, still fanning himself-

Whoa! That guy's all decked out in a black suit and everything! He doesn't even look hot!

Heeeey! Suit guy! Are you even hot out here?

Ho-Force uses a last ditch attempt to escape the Balrog

uses Roar of Time

Ho-Force vanishes

9 trillion years later...

Ho-Force appears in an empty universe, long since decayed into nothing...

"Ah ****"

Ho-Force fulfills the wish, and uses Sacred Fire on itself

9 trillion years earlier

Meanwhile, a man in metal armor appears in the desert.

After my character getting derailed by Phoenix Wright I got a little bored with it.

-Adachi turns to face Luffy-

Yes I'm hot! I don't even know how I got here!

-Minato has been essentially homeless for about a day-

-He's starting to grow hungry-