Enter the Arena... As Your Avatar (v4)!

-Ausar attempts to dodge the spell, but it still grazes him. He is alive, but hurt.-

   Tch...   

-Ausar throws one of the Vile Thorn blades at the Worker, in a bid to distract him, then charges up his own magic spell - Holy 5.-

-Alex Mercer spawns on top of the mead hall Jorrvaskr, glares with disdain at the two warriors fighting near the Gildergreen, then leaps down to land in front of bEaTrIcE-

"Excuse me... do you know what the hell brought us here, miss? Because if you do, you're either going to tell me or I'm going to rip the information out of your head."

The Worker deflects the Thorn, and sends the Spear flying at Ausar in an attempt to interrupt the spell.

-Ausar stops the spell to deflect the Spear, though he loses the other Thorn blade in the process. He then starts to charge up Holy 5 again.-

Whoa, calm down there, bro. I dunno how you got here, but for me, some strange mysterious entity decided to jump into my head and teleport me here. That good enough for ya?

"An... 'entity'... in your head... 'teleported' you here. Really. What kind of D&D bullshit is that?"

"And if you failed to hear me the first time," yelled Pohatu, "Buzz off!"

Pohatu kicks the Greninja away and leaves the Bannered Mare.

... I don't play D&D. But yeah, that's how I got here. I just started hearing some weird voice in my head, and then suddenly it was all like "bEaTrIcE, we are needed elsewhere," so I was all like, "wait what" and then it said, "just trust me."

... And then I was here.

Brahi, was the "Weird-Looking Robot Thing" Pohatu?

edited 19th May '14 7:53:17 PM by Inceptiond

Yes.

Pohatu jumps in, ninja-style.

"Fear not, citizen," he says to bEa. "I'll save you!"

-pause-

"Err, nevermind..."

-Alex Mercer stares at the strange brown robot, then looks to bEaTrIcE, then back to the robot, then back to bEaTrIcE-

"Well alright then." -Alex cracks his knuckles- "Allow me to consult the voice in your head about getting out of here." -Like lightning, he throws a punch at bEaTrIcE's chest, easily strong enough to impale an ordinary human on Mercer's fist-

Enough of this.

The Worker pulls out the glowing ring from earlier: The QIP destabilization ring used in the Infinity Weapons. He'd used it to kill Thane with a touch.

He Super Attacks Ausar, and tosses it blindly at the vile warlord.

"Nevermind that nevermind, you mindless ruffian!" shouts Pohatu as he readies his Ebony War Axe. "What cause do you have to attack this maiden!?"

-The Holy Band's spell is interrupted, as Ausar is stunned. He sees the Infinity Ring flying towards him, and attempts to jump out of the way. But it's too late, and the best he can manage is to swat it away with his hand.-

   Gah-!   

-He falls to the ground. The ring doesn't fatally scramble his QIP, as it didn't make direct contact in the same way as it did with Thane, but it still hurts like hell. Ausar summons the Vile Blade to his hand, and attempts to use it as a crutch to get up.-

edited 19th May '14 8:10:22 PM by foxmccloud4387

Holy shit!

\*bEa dodges the punch just barely, then backs off quickly, brandishing her hammer*

Hey, little robot guy? Now might be a good time for some saving!

Pohatu remains silent, while bEa's words ring in his mind. After a short while, he speaks. "'Little'?" he asks.

"You see, robot, this woman was apparently brought here by a voice in her head. I'm going to steal the voice and make it send me back home, if possible."

-Alex's hands shift into black tendrils, then reform into razor-sharp claws-

"And if not, well, the world won't even notice one less human."

-He lunges forward, swiping at bEaTrIcE with his new claws-

Pohatu swings his axe to the side, knocking aside Alex's claws. "Well, I would," says he as he puts one hand on the ground. Pohatu begins spinning rapidly, using his legs to trip up Alex.

Er, not little. Not little at all. I have no idea why that word came to mind.

\*attempts to block the claws with her hammer, but then Pohatu knocks them aside*

Sorry to break it to you, clawed man, but I don't think that's how mysterious voices work.

edited 19th May '14 8:17:26 PM by bRaHiAn1

"It's how they work for me. I have a lot of voices in my head that I've stolen from people."

-Alex dashes forward, kicking Pohatu out of the way simply by running into him, and slashes as bEa again-

Oh...

\*blocks with her hammer, then swings forward hard to throw him off balance*

Before Alex can slash at bEa again, a massive column of stone separates the two. "One more thing," says Pohatu. "I'm not a robot."

Pohatu lunges forward at unnatural speed and drives his foot into Alex's head.

edited 19th May '14 8:29:50 PM by Inceptiond

-Alex does not flinch as the foot impacts his face-

"Well then, it's only fair I tell you something."

-Wordlessly, he grabs Pohatu's leg and flings him at bEa at roughly the speed of a bullet-

"I'm not human."

Pohatu rebounds off of the wall and returns at an even faster speed, breaking the sound barrier. "I noticed." Pohatu collides shoulder-first with Alex. "I'm not entirely certain what a human is, and I frankly don't care."