The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Fic

No, this isn't a thread where I separate fic into three different categories, the third of which is nebulously defined as "worse than bad somehow."

It's a thread where I pimp my fanfic based on The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, called Fall of San Francisco

You know, the first one would have been better to make a new thread for. It would be better to have used the All Purpose General Fanfiction Posting Thread or in the Do You Write Fanfics? thread.

edited 18th Jan '12 8:44:05 PM by gwonbush

We could just turn this into a thread where you post one good fanfic, one bad fanfic and one really ugly fanfic!

For a Good fanfic, I recommend stitching up the circuitboards by dellaluce. It's a Homestuck fanfic, and although it may be a little difficult to get into if you aren't familiar with the work, the basic info is:

The main character is named Jade; she lives on an island with her dog, Becquerel (who has godlike powers); her grandfather died when she was very young, and she basically had to raise herself; she has three friends who she has never met and uses a instant messaging program to keep in touch with; she is a Gadgeteer Genius; and she is waiting to start playing a universe-changing game called SBURB.

Bad: There is a pokemon fanfic, Permewtations by Flashfire.

It automatically loses ten points for that awful pun, but that aside, the main character is kind of a Mary Sue (if I'm thinking of the correct one. It's a raichu-human hybrid or something), and the inconsistent paragraph line breaks makes my eyes want to commit seppuku.

As for The Ugly: Thirty Hs (link here). This is a Harry Potter fanfic that is not so much bad, as purely bizarre. The writing is grammatically correct, punctuated properly, the prose is... I guess you could say "eloquent".

But fuck, is it ever weird.

For instance:

"Dobby relished his groinsaw's roar as he withdrew the flesh-choked blade from the astronaut's ruined skull. He turned to Harry, thrusting his bloody, retina-covered pelvis with elfin fervor."

That is the first paragraph.

edited 18th Jan '12 11:50:48 PM by Sessalisk

Thanks for writing GBU fic - there should be more of it. In case you're interested, here's a compilation of the Dollars Trilogy fic I've been able to find so far: http://www.delicious.com/lavode/fandom%3Adollars-trilogy.