Our Avatars Were In A Room Together: The RP

Medical Lab

-Mikey leans to peep...-

-And is nearly run over by the doctor pushing a cart of surgical equipment by the table-

Don't run off yet, I need an assistant. This is a very sensitive procedure.

-He begins unzipping the boy bag, pausing for a second-

The name's Herbert West.

-And then resumes unzipping-

Crystal Bazaar

-Burzai smiles-

Well, sure thing. Price depends on how much you have in mind.

Shopping Center

-Trudy-

Once again... what's in it for me?

-He looks at Near, blankly-

-And then begins to laugh hysterically in his face-

-And then looks Velvet over-

Baby, I'd let you devour me any time.

-He slicks back his greasy hair-

Happy Hunting

That was not part of our agreement. Have your money.

-Vanya passes Kanaya the doubloon-

I'm something of a private person.

Gughole

-Sol lands a solid hit on Grimjaw's hideous face, the sweet rush of victory coursing through his veins-

-Before Grimjaw clamps his fanged maw down onto Sol's fist-

Yikes. That's gotta hurt!

-Flagens continues to flail as he is raised into the air, swinging his fist at Luffy's head-

LET ME GO BOY!!

Radioshack

Next you'll tell me you wanna see my manager?

-She scoffs-

I don't have one. I am what I am. Which is a robot.

Arcade

-Yusuke's insistent shooting blinds Deng Xiaoping, priming him up for the artful drift right through his eyes executed by Kinnikuman-

Heh! Hehahahah!

-They sail into the UN General Assembly, crashing through the wall-

-Q*bert sprints out of the car, handing the resolution to the Secretary General, D.V. Tepes-

-Gamers are banned forever-

-YOU WIN-

-And... beat SKA's high score!!!!!!!-

-Agony 8 nods, slowly, hands Kinnikuman and Yusuke a doubloon each, and leaves-

-Gunth watches, sweat dripping from his pasty brow-

Wow.

Medical Office

Uh—M—Michael Brent...

-okay yeah gonna stand by for duty DON'T TOUCH FUCKING ANYTHING!!!!-

-he has suspicions, but don't make any moves yet!-

Happy Hunting

-pockets the doubloon, watching Vanya carefully-

Thats Your Perogative Then

Do You Know When The Games Will Begin

shoppe

"... my truthful gratitude?"

Gughole

-Luffy tanks those punches like a champ, thanks to the impact resistance his Rubber Body provides-

Gum-GUM!!

-He SA-LAMS his head down to the ground, spinning Flaggens like a top all the way down as he unwinds his coiling neck-

NECK MALLET!!

Edited by MacDuffy on Dec 1st 2019 at 8:26:56 AM

Radioshack

that was an h0nest query/

1 am als0 un1nterested 1n any manager, real 0r hyp0thet1cal/

Shopping Center

(Velvet doesn't look pleased)

(her bandaged left arm transforms into a misshapen, hideous red claw and it rushes in to grab Mysterious McMerchant's face)

Gughole

(he grits his teeth, fuck that HURTS)

(his other sword pulls out his sword, which he uses to try and pummel Grimjaw into releasing his fist)

Arcade

Phew! I don't think I've ever played a game that demanding ever...

-He rests against the machine to catch up on remembering to breathe, but looks to Agony 8 when he passes his reward-

Oh.... Uh... Thank you! Uh...

He's just gonna pocket this for now-

Yeah, that kind of took me out of a gaming mood, haha. Don't think I'll try another one... Hey! Why don't we list our score with all of our initials? It's only fair.

Shopping Center

…

(crestfallen sigh... Reaches up to still his well-intentioned guardian's literal hand.)

Perhaps we should ask someone else, Velvet.

Medical lab

-as he watches west he does some thinking and feels for his phone and takes it out, for a second pull up neas number and tapping in a text-

Near can I ask a question?

-and set phone to vibrate and hide in pocket-

Edited by Lilqueendaisy on Dec 1st 2019 at 8:56:08 AM

Crystal Bazaar

“I have one doubloon. Not sure what that gets me.”

Kinnikuman - Arcade

That was great! I can't believe I did well!

Shopping Center

you can.

(Bored texting back as he attempts to shooshpap Velvet before she bites this asshole's head off.)

Medical Clinic

What you are about to see may be alarming, but it is of vital importance you see it.

-Herbert West yards open the bodybag-

-Inside is a human form, with no visible injury but massive regions of utter indistinctness◊-

Forget everything you know about the human condition, young man.

-He pulls a syringe from his coat, full of a green liquid-

This is death.

Happy Hunting

Tomorrow. You had best be ready. The first challenge is always an eye-opener.

Shopping Center

-Richard laughs at Trudy, before Near narrowly obstructs Velvet's claw-

Nice one. You must be real fun at parties.

Gughole

-Grimjaw snaps back, releasing Sol's hand just before the strike hits-

-He is about to say something, when Flagens collides with his face, sending them both to the ground-

-The crowd cheers-

Radioshack

Good. Cause I'm the manager.

-She hums-

I just wanna get through the day without some stupid shit.

Arcade

-Gunther nods-

If you insist, heh.

-As Yusuke inserts their initials, the machine seems to stutter on G, and refuses to accept that input-

Crystal Bazaar

That'll get you about the energy you'd see in, let's say, a large bear. Not bad. But if you want anything more serious, you'll have to win a challenge first.

Edited by eldritchseer on Dec 2nd 2019 at 6:48:17 AM

Radio Shack

but w1th0ut deal1ng w1th th1s banal1ty, c0rrect?

Gughole

-Luffy unwraps his neck and snaps it back into place, teetering a bit from dizziness at all the spinning his head just endured-

Buhhhhhhh....

Shopping Center

(she looks at Near, then sighs and admits defeat)

Fine. This one's too stubborn. Let's go.

(she's already carting Near off elsewhere)

Gughole

(Sol steps back to establish some space, landing next to Luffy)

They're just a pair of punks.

Arcade

Hah?? The G's stuck!

-presspresspresspress-

...Oh I know what's going on. Haha, very funny. We banned gamers! "G" must be banned too... Well, hope you don't mind me putting "U" instead then.

-YKU...-

Shopping Center (Dick)

"..."

pursing her lips in annoyance.

"May you describe it then?" Ti'uki asks.

Shopping Center

(Nods to Velvet, giving one of those soulless little smiles of gratitude. Doesn't look at Moneypenny, but speaks to where he's not so soft as to evade earshot despite the gentleness of his voice.)

Weird, isn't it? You don't usually see clowns so far from a circus, yet here he is.

(Points toward Best Offense, still in his usual knee-to-chest slouch of environmental noninteractivity.)

Hopefully we will have better luck asking someone in there.

Edited by MobileLeprechaun on Dec 2nd 2019 at 9:12:08 AM

Happy Hunting

What Kind Of Challenges Do They Usually Have On The First Day

Shopping Center

(she chuckles at Near calling the fella a clown)

I've had... a little experience as a performer.

(she peeks at Magilou as she says that)

I can tell you that a clown like that would be considered third-rate.

(she looks back at Near)

I was bluffing by the way, I'm not that quick to violence, just wanted to make sure you knew.

Edited by LatverianBadger on Dec 2nd 2019 at 11:09:47 PM

Medical C Linic

-Michael watches in anticipation and worry as west injects the glowstick fluid in the corpse-

A—and?...

-is this gonna be like Frankenstein?????-

Edited by Lilqueendaisy on Dec 2nd 2019 at 7:14:23 AM

Shopping Center

(Nods again, twirling his hair.)

A good, timely bluff is one of the most powerful weapons imaginable.