all the loose ends
Ma'am, you mean.
whatever he can
Yes Man lowers its arm, and the brightness of its screen dims.
Excellent! Now we just need to know what this man is here for!
dead devotion
Jamais vu
-has not even noticed Zeke's existence to begin with-
T-there's a very important reason for my being here! I was sent with orders straight from the Chief of Police... h-he said, 'We need unbiased lawyers! Go to that weird, dumpy shack and get everyone there rounded up! Bring them down here on the double!'
-strikes up an overeager salute- S-so here I am! Officer Meekins, reporting in!
-Jasper- Y-yessir! I mean, yes ma'am, sir!
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
A chill feller
I'm going to guess we got some questions.
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
"A...lawyer?"
"Ha! Child's play for the greatest mind on the planet!"
Problem Child
You're looking for a lawyer?
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Electric Heart
That's the worst idea I've ever heard.
all the loose ends
I hope we have some adequate transport...
whatever he can
At this point, Yes Man's — "hands" come together, as if to clasp them, if he had fingers. The face on the monitor changes to a toothy grin, eyes downcast.
"Unbiased" lawyers? Uh, heh... are you sure that this is the place the chief had in mind?
edited 30th Aug '17 7:36:37 PM by Boxen
dead devotion
Duty First
-Speaking of child's play-
-A young girl with oddly white hair and pale skins is peering at the squawking officer through the windows, eyeing him closely with some wariness-
edited 30th Aug '17 7:36:43 PM by f1r3lemon
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".. . you mean jury duty."
Jamais vu
There's been a very high-profile, hush-hush important murder! Our current legal teams are understaffed... we'll need to get you all organized into the prosecution and defense teams as Deputized Junior Lawyers With No Degrees... I call them D.J.L.W.N.D.s for short!
-Lydia- Y-you'll have to bring it up with the Chief himself, sir... but he's a very busy man, so you'll have to make an appointment too!
-Yes Man- A-absolutely, sir!! He gave me very clear, specific instructions... and it was a direct order!
-sees Liman, his eyes widening-
Oh no! I missed one...!
-immediately whips out his megaphone- WILL THE SMALL CHILD PLEASE EXIT THE DOMICILE AT HER EARLIEST CONVENIENCE
-Athena- NO SIR! THIS ISN'T A JURY TRIAL AT ALL, SIR! I MEAN REAL, BONA FIDE, LAWYERS!
edited 30th Aug '17 7:41:18 PM by thespacephantom
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
In Perpetual Finality
...Sir? I— surely there must be another way...
edited 30th Aug '17 7:42:43 PM by MobileLeprechaun
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A chill feller
... Wait what.
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
all the loose ends
-Has resigned herself to this reality and quietly listens-
whatever he can
The face flickers back to the original.
...Wow. I've — never seen this kind of solution to this kind of problem before! Very... innovative! Good work!
edited 30th Aug '17 7:45:17 PM by Boxen
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"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
"Well...I've investigated a crime before. I guess I can be on-"
"Prosecution prosecution prosecution!"
-Eggman starts wildly flailing his arm in the air to emphasize this-
Problem Child
What kind of crime means you need teams of lawyers this big?
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
whatever he can
What he said! I would also like to be on the prosecution.
dead devotion
Duty First
Liman jolts away from the window, ducking before re-appearing as she peeks out again-and reluctantly, steps out of the door as well, sizing up the others- and the loud policeman-
".......Lawyers...? For-what case?"
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A chill feller
Maybe twelve dumbasses got killed on an island?
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
......?
-He pokes his head back out of the pod-
.......What's this about them being lawyers?
"-EAR COVER- Ow- ow- loud!"
Electric Heart
Is this pro bono?
"... Oh! Good. This isn't evac, then, right?"