Cowboy-Man

> Reflect back on your pitiful childhood in the Deep South.

>HANG YOURSELF with LASSO

Absolutely not! You still have a bright aspiring future as a faux-hero, you can't die here!

>Reflect back on your pitiful childhood in the Deep South.

No, you have far too many issues about your childhood in the Deep South. Particularly of people making fun of your name.

>TAKE OFF HAT and EAT STARBURSTS

> Tie LASSO on doorknob.

> Pull LASSO

> Dance like a hoochie with DADDY ISSUES oh, and with your LASSO.

edited 10th Sep '11 2:58:24 PM by Junfez

>TAKE OFF HAT and EAT STARBURSTS

While you are very hungry, you resist the temptation. Starburst is a delicacy around here and shouldn't be wasted. Wait, what flavors are in your hat again?

> Tie LASSO on doorknob.

> Pull LASSO

You do that, but all you do is give your arm some strain because the door opens outwards.

> Dance like a hoochie with DADDY ISSUES oh, and with your LASSO.

Going crazy with your isolation you decide to break into dance. Dammit, if only there was something in the room that could help you out. Perhaps something on the WALL?

edited 10th Sep '11 3:03:00 PM by Rivux

> Inspect WALL

> Inspect DIVORCE PAPERS

>LOOK for BATHROOM

>Inspect WALLS

To your left is a MURAL depicting ETHNIC DIVERSITY. To your right is a PAINTING of a CLOWN, god you hate that painting, but your mother insists you hang it up. Behind your DESK is a blank wall, you've been meaning to put a CLOCK there. On the wall in front of you is a DOOR with a PEEPHOLE.

>Inspect DIVORCE PAPERS

Your PARENTS have been going through a rough time and feel their MARRIAGE just doesn't have that SPARK it had 22 years ago. They were going to file for DIVORCE, but then you rode in on your HORSE Sunshine and stole the DIVORCE PAPERS. You're not giving them back anytime soon.

>LOOK for BATHROOM

There is no BATHROOM in sight, let alone a way to one. What kind of idiot designs a room with no ESCAPE HATCH to a bathroom?

edited 10th Sep '11 3:13:12 PM by Rivux

> Search for SUNSHINE'S WHISTLE

>Search for SUNSHINE'S WHISTLE

Of course! If there's anything that can get you out of your office, it's your COMPLETELY MANLY HORSE, Sunshine! You look under your DESK and find it! You BLOW INTENSELY into the WHISTLE. Time will only tell.

You are now Sunshine. In the past.

edited 10th Sep '11 3:22:33 PM by Rivux

> Sunshine: Attempt to free master

edited 10th Sep '11 3:19:46 PM by blackadder98

>Sunshine: KICK down the DOOR

>Sunshine: Attempt to free master

You're not sure why you would need to free your master. He's probably busy doing UNSPEAKABLE ACTS with his HAND in his office again.

>Sunshine: KICK down the DOOR

Overcome with a large desire to KICK down a DOOR, you kick the door to your STABLE down and EXIT the BUILDING. You are now outside the stable.

> Sunshine: Concoct dastardly plan.

>RUN Towards MASTER'S OFFICE

>Sunshine: Concoct dastardly plan.

You would, but your MORALITY METER is pointed towards law-abiding, thus you cannot.

>RUN Towards MASTER'S OFFICE

You don't really feel like doing that. Instead you'll go visit that STRANGE NEW PERSON he hired. Where was he again? You need a better understanding of your SURROUNDINGS.

> Understand SURROUNDINGS

> Gain INTELLIGENCE

> Think about TV crush RAINBOW DASH

> Understand SURROUNDINGS

Looking around, you gather that are you are in an URBAN AREA and that the only TALL BUILDING around here is your master's. You are currently on the SIDEWALK with several YOUNG CHILDREN staring at you with CREEPY YET FOND SMILES on their face.

> Gain INTELLIGENCE

Sunshine's Intelligence +3! Maybe being smarter will get you closer to your TV CRUSH.

> Think about TV crush RAINBOW DASH

You begin to think about her PURE WHITE COAT, her beautiful RAINBOW COLORED MANE, and the way she BEAUTIFULLY GALLOPS in the SUNSET. You believe that one day, you two will have many rainbow colored-mane, brown coat horses running around.

Okay enough of those thoughts, you feel they make you creepy.

>Frighten YOUNG CHILDREN

> Captchalogue.... er, I mean grab WATER GUN

>Frighten YOUNG CHILDREN

You start to STAMPEDE AROUND like a horse with no proper training. The kids ABSCOND the frak away from you. One of them drops a WATER GUN.

>Captchalogue.... er, I mean grab WATER GUN

Why would you resort to GRABBING the WATER GUN? Everyone knows Sylladexes are the way to go. Even horses. You tried convincing your master of that, but he doesn't understand neigh.

You captchalogue the WATER GUN.

Your Sylladex is that of Stack, while it may not be the best to use, you're a horse, you don't really need a better kind.

> Place WATER GUN into GUN SPECIBUS

>Place WATER GUN into GUN SPECIBUS

You place your new water gun into the STRIFE SERIBUS as GUNKIND. You're at a loss how you'll use the thing considering your lack of fingers, but you'll roll with it.

> Be Future Sunshine