Shortpacked!

In fairness, Yeshua isn't the Son of God according to history, and this is the historical Jesus.

Plus, Leslie has been established as anti-religion. For good reason.

edited 1st Nov '14 8:45:55 PM by Wackd

Of course the question is, how the hell did Galasso get his DNA?

I mean the only ways I can think of is that he both found the spear of spear of Longinus and it has never been cleaned in the past 2000 years, the shroud of Turin isn't a hoax, or my personal favorite as a Catholish Christian is that he used communion wafers and/or sacramental wine during the act of Communion.

Maybe he used alien tech?

Can't have been Martian, you need DNA for that. The Aliens didn't have resurrection tech of their own.

Although, Melonpool is part of the Walkyverse, so presumably there are other alien races out there we don't know about.

edited 1st Nov '14 11:01:39 PM by Wackd

Well, I meant alien tech for dimension hopping time travelling Jesus Christ finding shenanigans.

...I'm now imaging Yeshua hanging from the cross, looking down, seeing Galasso holding up a strange contract and speaking in tongues, and deciding that following this strange man might still be a better alternative than dying of exposure and blood loss.

I wonder how he learned English. Going from the Copper Scroll (the treasure map found among the Dead Sea Scrolls)there are words in 1st century Hebrew that are untranslatable they didn't survive in writing over the centuries.

I will probably be caught up by tomorrow. Maybe before bed tonight (but I really shouldn't stay up that late).

I just wanted to pop in to mention that Ultra Car's chassis change was a lot more sudden than I expected. No plot pulled out of the transition, just suddenly the story's going this way now.

And the curtain falling on Ethan has made me realize I might like this strip in its heyday more than Dumbing of Age.

That's probably the archive binge high and impending crash talking though.

edited 4th Nov '14 10:24:55 PM by tparadox

So, I've just learned Ninja Rick is based on a real person. Who have a website. I am amazed.

THE GREAT FAZ LIVES!

Also, the comic is ending it two days. I thought it was about time someone to comment on this here.

The final comic better be good, because so far it doesn't look like a good send-off to me.

Yeah, not sure how we can get to a good end from here so quickly.

edited 15th Jan '15 1:57:43 PM by TParadox

Wake up to shower scene w/lesbians?

What? The fact Soggies may (finally) rule is not enough to you?

Really, though, I don't think Shortpacket need anything else at this point. All major character arcs were already closed. All the maps characters pretty munch have their happy ending already. Shortpacked is a comedy comic first and foremost. An absurd story line such as this one is a good way to close things off.

Plus, Dina is alive again. What more could you ask for?

Waitwaitwait. The link said that Faz lives. But I noticed that God is tagged, and I think the Shortpacked God is behind Faz. So Faz is facing the Soggies in heaven?

Faz is standing over the same lion pit wall that he climbed here. So I guess God was kind enough to recreate the placed of his death in Heaven?

The only way this is getting tied up satisfactorily in one more update is if it's ten pages long.

or it's an "adventure continues" dealio

I'm holding out for a surprise announcement of a new Walkyverse strip.

I wouldn't.

And so, it ends.

Yeah I was right, The Adventure Continues.

We didn't even get to see if Soggies rule or not. Only that they may.

And so the meme is preserved.